U can suspend my vine but u can't change the fact that I fuct a hotpocket...

[...Whitepower...]

Da fuq?:rofl:

Teen "Definitely Recommends" Using a Hot Pocket as a Cheesy Fleshlight (http://gawker.com/teen-definitely-recommends-using-a-hot-pocket-as-a-ch-1533480456?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)


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[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

It was an under-aged but consenting Hot Pocket...

Was it done at the family table during dinner??? Was the Hot pocket wearing lipstick???

[Knooger]

Sounds like a good idea, hot pocket to microwave...

[snide]

Da fuq is wrong with kids today?

[Bill]

The youth are the future.

:leaving:

[jda67gta]

The kids an artist. Probably end up with a NEA grant...

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

"Leaders of Tomorrow"....?????

[...Whitepower...]

"Leaders of Tomorrow"....?????

Someones gotta head up the ditch digging crew..

[NeedSpeed]

Da fuq is wrong with kids today?

They have more choices of things to stick their peckers in than we did.

[JRD77VET]

Real "rocket surgeon" there :crazy:

Sounds like he burned his junk in the microwaved hot pocket so he used a condom :rofl:

[NeedSpeed]

Real "rocket surgeon" there :crazy:

Sounds like he burned his junk in the microwaved hot pocket so he used a condom :rofl:

Heat Shield

Need the "Science Bitches" meme :lol:

[vtelvr]

So, he put his dik in a steaming hot, while still frozen breaded pastry. Check. Dumbass.

[ApexOversteer]

Wow, tough crowd. Kid had a need and found a cheap, inventive way to solve it. Frankly, this kid is the embodiment of the ingenuity that made the country great once upon a time.

Ok, so he's not Eli Whitney and f*ckin' a Hot Pocket isn't the cotten gin, but its a new solution to an old problem just the same...

Bravo kid... now solve the Middle East.

[RED-85-Z51]

Did he eat it though?

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19h3yutao48eggif/original.gif

[Sneaks]

That hot pocket was asking for it.....:leaving:

[Grey Ghost]

They have more choices of things to stick their peckers in than we did.

Pron, too. All I had was the womens section of the Sears catalog.

[99 pewtercoupe]

Heat Shield

Need the "Science Bitches" meme :lol:

What an idiot

[BADRACR1]

:shots:

[jaxgator]

Is that GEODON?

[RedLS1GTO]

If I had read this 10 minutes sooner, I probably wouldn't have eaten the (unf*cked) Hot Pocket that I brought for lunch today. :ack:

[Aerovette]

Better a Hot Pocket than one of your daughters. :seasix:

:D