Office lay offs

[DukeAllen]

Jack and Cindy worked in an office. The boss knew things weren't going well and he'd have to let one of them go. He went into the office and saw Cindy sitting at her desk. He went up to her and said "Cindy I have a problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off." Cindy said "You'd better jack off. I have a headache."

:funny:

[snide]

Man, that joke never gets old.

[DukeAllen]

Man, that joke never gets old.

It doesn't? Then it must be me, knock wood.

Knocks

"Who's there?"

:leaving:

[DAB]

Clearly Cindy hasn't read about the wonderful benefits sex has at curing headaches. :D

And sex raises your IQ too!

[DukeAllen]

And sex raises your IQ too!

You must not be getting any. You clicked on one of my posts :rofl:

[DukeAllen]

Hookers are, they know how to get two things out of our pants.