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lspencer534
02-15-2014, 6:38pm
Things began to go a little downhill after the birth of Barbie's child: She took up smoking and would sit in front of the fire...even in Summer. Her stare into space, although sexy, was haunting:

http://i60.tinypic.com/2mdjn6u.png

To make matters worse, Ken outed himself and even had his BFs over. Barbie was forever cleaning the tub and washing sheets and towels:

http://i58.tinypic.com/20iti6d.png

Although disgusted with Ken, she still succumbed to his hold on her and, and his insistence, made porn movies with other men (She stubbornly refused to swallow, which infuriated Ken):

http://i58.tinypic.com/2hhzwj7.jpg

Ken became more abusive, resorting to violence that became more frequently:

http://i61.tinypic.com/xmv5vs.jpg

Barbie became more deranged when Ken wanted to make kiddy porn with their daughter. She could not, however, resist the temptation to be "Mommy" to Ken's "Baby", and she would happily expose her full, perky breasts to him as he fondled himself and made baby sounds. Barbie even did the same herself:

http://i59.tinypic.com/2cgoc2h.png

At times Barbie actually enjoyed their perversions; she carefully maintained her figure and began to dress seductively:

http://i62.tinypic.com/2uqcexf.png

She became quite annoyed with Ken's obsessive grooming...perhaps fearing that his skin was even smoother than hers:

http://i61.tinypic.com/28tvmfn.jpg

As is often the case, children see and learn more than we expect. Their daughter knew the torture her Mom was going through, so she bought a rifle on the net and became a proficient marksperson. One night when Ken was drinking (as usual) and being abusive to Barbie (as usual) their daughter decided that enough is enough:

http://i59.tinypic.com/sylg6t.jpg

Ever the perfect housekeeper, Barbie efficiently cleaned up all traces of the dastardly deed, including the disposal of the dead body. She even got a lucrative ad out of this from Dawn Liquid Cleaner:

http://i57.tinypic.com/2dmcoyt.jpg

Barbie had finally found some semblance of peace in her life...although memories still haunt her:

http://i61.tinypic.com/28i9du8.jpg

BRB. I have something in my eye...

Milton Fox
02-15-2014, 7:04pm
:wow:

LATB
02-15-2014, 7:28pm
Someone has too much time on their hands

wwomanC6
02-15-2014, 7:35pm
Always knew Barbie had to be a Drama Queen! :D

SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
02-15-2014, 7:45pm
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/Miley_zps1b5ffece.jpg

lspencer534
02-15-2014, 7:54pm
You know it moved...

http://i59.tinypic.com/wtcbwm.jpg

jda67gta
02-15-2014, 9:41pm
You should figure a way to get this worked into Snake's book. It needs pics.:leaving:

Burro (He/Haw)
02-15-2014, 9:42pm
Someone has too much time on their hands

You don't know the half of it. Trust me.

Taurus
02-15-2014, 11:06pm
Someone has too much time on their hands

Ya think?

RED-85-Z51
02-16-2014, 12:03am
Whoever made that, is truly, one very warped, and mentally f*cked up individual...and should strongly consider seeking help.

Bucwheat
02-16-2014, 7:26am
Nice production:yell:

Olustee bus
02-16-2014, 9:37am
I saw that coming. Popularity has its price. What a shame, she was a beautiful girl.

lspencer534
02-16-2014, 9:49am
I saw that coming. Popularity has its price. What a shame, she was a beautiful girl.

Nice piece of tail, too....:leaving:

OldSarge
02-16-2014, 10:27am
:seasix::seasix:

Kerrmudgeon
02-16-2014, 11:08am
I can hardly wait for the next episode! :yesnod::rofl:

lspencer534
02-16-2014, 11:13am
I saw that coming. Popularity has its price. What a shame, she was a beautiful girl.

Barbie's tough. Look at all she's been through: She and her sisters have been tortured:

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/34904-horrible-my-barbies-have-been-tortured-murdered.html

Subjected to extreme acts of perversion:

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/46897-barbies-baaaack.html

Criticized for her un-natural proportions:

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/44704-heres-your-barbie-ken-fix.html

Endured cruel imitations:

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/41234-heeeeres-barbie.html

And disgusting conventions:

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/40385-another-barbie-thread.html

Barbie will be okay in the long run. It wouldn't hurt to remember her before you go to sleep, though (in a prayer, you pervert).

Bill
02-16-2014, 11:48am
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/Miley_zps1b5ffece.jpg

Red's a lot older than I imagined he would be.

joecaver
02-17-2014, 5:00am
very well done. I love the detail in each scene. :seasix:

Sneaks
02-17-2014, 8:43am
SMDH........this world has gone straight to hell. :leaving: