lspencer534
02-13-2014, 7:39pm
Plumber: *Ding-dong!
Woman: "Oh, you're finally here! I have no idea why, but my shower doesn't work."
Plumber: "All right, let me take a look at that, Ma'am. (They go to the shower) Yeah...see here--the pipes are all crossed. I'm gonna have to take out the wall to work on it. Might take a couple of days."
Woman: "That's all right. I'm sorry I have just a towel on. You see, I was going to take a shower, but only cold water came out, so I put on a towel and waited for you. I hope that doesn't make you nervous."
Plumber: "No, Ma'am. You'd be surprised how often this sort of thing happens. showers are always malfunctioning. I take my job very seriously. I work to save the people of out Great City from faulty plumbing...for I am PLUMBERMAN!".
Woman: "Hahaha! You're very funny! You know you can take your time. My husband's out of time, and a girl like me gets lonely. You want me to fix you a drink?".
Plumber: "No, Ma'am. I need to be as sober as possible if I'm going to fix this shower. If I screw up, the house could flood. This is a very serious job, Ma'am."
Woman: "Well, you know we could have a little fun now and then (grabs the plumber's penis). Wow! You do have a big one!".
Plumber: "That I do, Ma'am. I have all the best tools. Like this monkey wrench: Had her for 20 years. She's never let me down."
Woman: "OMG...I'm so horny! Let me suck that cock!".
Plumber: "Sure thing, Ma'am. As long as I fix these pipes. This is a very serious job."
[If I had a mean bone in my body, I would have changed this to Red fixing a small engine...or Thomas taking dog pictures...or Snakeplissken saving the World...or me "improving" a Barbie....]
Woman:
Woman: "Oh, you're finally here! I have no idea why, but my shower doesn't work."
Plumber: "All right, let me take a look at that, Ma'am. (They go to the shower) Yeah...see here--the pipes are all crossed. I'm gonna have to take out the wall to work on it. Might take a couple of days."
Woman: "That's all right. I'm sorry I have just a towel on. You see, I was going to take a shower, but only cold water came out, so I put on a towel and waited for you. I hope that doesn't make you nervous."
Plumber: "No, Ma'am. You'd be surprised how often this sort of thing happens. showers are always malfunctioning. I take my job very seriously. I work to save the people of out Great City from faulty plumbing...for I am PLUMBERMAN!".
Woman: "Hahaha! You're very funny! You know you can take your time. My husband's out of time, and a girl like me gets lonely. You want me to fix you a drink?".
Plumber: "No, Ma'am. I need to be as sober as possible if I'm going to fix this shower. If I screw up, the house could flood. This is a very serious job, Ma'am."
Woman: "Well, you know we could have a little fun now and then (grabs the plumber's penis). Wow! You do have a big one!".
Plumber: "That I do, Ma'am. I have all the best tools. Like this monkey wrench: Had her for 20 years. She's never let me down."
Woman: "OMG...I'm so horny! Let me suck that cock!".
Plumber: "Sure thing, Ma'am. As long as I fix these pipes. This is a very serious job."
[If I had a mean bone in my body, I would have changed this to Red fixing a small engine...or Thomas taking dog pictures...or Snakeplissken saving the World...or me "improving" a Barbie....]
Woman: