mrvette
02-01-2014, 8:09am
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's, when they
struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the Yellow
Labrador and said, "So, why are you here?"
The Yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything. I piss on
the sofa, the curtains, the cat and the kids. But the final straw was
last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The Black Lab said, "So what's the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the Yellow Lab. "They
reckon it'll calm me down."
The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked "So, why are you
here?"
The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and bushes. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I claw the
carpets, but I went over the line last night, when I dug a hole in my
owners' couch."
"So what are they going to do to you ?" the Yellow Lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said. "They
reckon it'll calm me down."
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you
here?"
"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I hump anything. I hump the cat, a
pillow, the table, fence posts. I want to hump everything I see.
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down
to dry her ankles, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back
and started hammering away"
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's
nuts off for you too, huh?"
The Great Dane said, " Apparently not, I'm here to get my nails
clipped!"
struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the Yellow
Labrador and said, "So, why are you here?"
The Yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything. I piss on
the sofa, the curtains, the cat and the kids. But the final straw was
last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The Black Lab said, "So what's the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the Yellow Lab. "They
reckon it'll calm me down."
The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked "So, why are you
here?"
The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and bushes. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I claw the
carpets, but I went over the line last night, when I dug a hole in my
owners' couch."
"So what are they going to do to you ?" the Yellow Lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said. "They
reckon it'll calm me down."
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you
here?"
"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I hump anything. I hump the cat, a
pillow, the table, fence posts. I want to hump everything I see.
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down
to dry her ankles, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back
and started hammering away"
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's
nuts off for you too, huh?"
The Great Dane said, " Apparently not, I'm here to get my nails
clipped!"