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DukeAllen
01-15-2014, 6:59pm
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blond catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blond says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blond gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blond. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says.. "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in MICHIGAN and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK.

Yerf Dog
01-15-2014, 7:19pm
:funny: Saw that one coming.

78SA
01-15-2014, 8:09pm
:lol:

theriver
01-15-2014, 10:17pm
thought Heather was a lot lizard and trucker was gonna indeed "lose his load" eventually

polarbear
01-15-2014, 10:55pm
:rofl::rofl:

snide
01-15-2014, 11:05pm
:funny:

Sea Six
01-16-2014, 3:04am
thought Heather was a lot lizard and trucker was gonna indeed "lose his load" eventually

That's what I was thinking.

island14
01-16-2014, 5:44am
:lol:

jaxgator
01-16-2014, 6:48am
:funny: :funny:

onedef92
01-16-2014, 11:55am
thought Heather was a lot lizard and trucker was gonna indeed "lose his load" eventually

Me, too. Thought it was some sort of catchy come-on to watersports like, "how long's it been since you had a good piss?" :lol: