I'm Really Screwed This Semester

[Iron Chef]

Advance Network Design turns out to be a class in C# programming. I'm also back for another round of JAVA which I sucked in to begin with, and now I have to do it along with C#. AND I find out that Information Resource Management is a Capstone class being taught by the same guy that I have for JAVA.

Dr. Nerur and Dr. Raja are gonna have a field day with me.

Nice knowin' y'all... :willy:

[navyndi2]

Good Luck :D

[C5SilverBullet]

Murder them in their sleep. Or find some 15 year old you can pay to do your work.

[Mirroredshades]

Can't you sub out your coursework to India for $3/hr ?


:D

[Iron Chef]

Can't you sub out your coursework to India for $3/hr ?


:D

See the above professor names? I think India has been subbed out to me.

[MEC5LADY]

Is this is where I tell you to stop the whining and show those azzes what you can do? You wouldn't want to pay all that money for some candy azz class that you could sleep through would you? So, get started and show your kids how it's done.:above:

[Mirroredshades]

See the above professor names? I think India has been subbed out to me.



How am I pleased to own you.


http://www.unp.co.in/attachments/f98/933d1171294346-microsoft-helpdesk-india-microsoft.jpg

[69camfrk]

Damn IC, are you on the "Tommy Boy" plan for college????? :lolsmile: Good luck with your classes. Better you than me having to take more programming.

[DAB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS0m9A3iQCI

good luck in your classes.. :cheers:

[Cybercowboy]

The good news is that C# and Java are syntactically similar. The bad news is that they have completely different object libraries and the object libs they do have are HUGE. Good luck. :D

[VITE1]

Skip the software whatever and try for management. Since you've learned a great deal of Bullshit from here and the other place you will never have to actually do anything ever again.

[DAB]

Skip the software whatever and try for management. Since you've learned a great deal of Bullshit from here and the other place you will never have to actually do anything ever again.

:iagree::iagree:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uepFO4psgKE

[Defib1961]

Hey, go with your strengths. Take Bengali Vegetable Curry to class and offer some to Drs. Nerur and Ranji. Couldn't hurt.

[Iron Chef]

I didn't know Associate degrees had such tough classes these days. :jester:

Yes you do. You went to A&M. :jester:

Damn IC, are you on the "Tommy Boy" plan for college????? :lolsmile: Good luck with your classes. Better you than me having to take more programming.

I decided late that I needed smarts.

Skip the software whatever and try for management. Since you've learned a great deal of Bullshit from here and the other place you will never have to actually do anything ever again.

Can't. All required. But the good news is that when I'm done, I'll still never do anything again. :D

[themonk]

Maybe BASIC is more your speed. :bilmem:

[Thud]

Advance Network Design turns out to be a class in C# programming. I'm also back for another round of JAVA which I sucked in to begin with, and now I have to do it along with C#.

Why? So you can create a GUI to track an IP address?

[lspencer534]

Show 'em what you're capable of:



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[69camfrk]

Show 'em what you're capable of:



http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww22/lspencer534/wordtools.jpg

That's funny right there. My computer/programming skills entail listing/buying things on Ebay and Craigslist. Also included are making smart ass comments as well as an occasional helpful tech tip on various forums I'm on. Not very hard to figure out what forum I spend most of my time on now.:above:

[NeedSpeed]

The good news is that C# and Java are syntactically similar. The bad news is that they have completely different object libraries and the object libs they do have are HUGE. Good luck. :D

Yep, very similar and annoyingly different. :D

[BuckyThreadkiller]

See, if you'd have done this back in 1981 when you should have, none of this shit would have been invented yet.

Kids -- learn from this.

[Uncle Pervey]

See, if you'd have done this back in 1981 when you should have, none of this shit would have been invented yet.

Kids -- learn form this.

Yeah but then he'd had to take Assembly, Fortran and Cobol. Which I guarantee are worse that JAVA and C#.

[Omega Man]

I am going to invent you a little something:


Introducing

"Pocket Haji" Just fold this stinking, non english speaking curry eating bastard in your pocket and your good to go.

His name is Abtpu

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/J86gO-jd-YQ/0.jpg


Disclaimer:

Folding instructions are not included and there is no warranty about any smells or stains that Abtpu might cause.

[Stangkiller]

Mike you'll do great! Wish I could help but I know NOTHING about what you're doing! So good luck!

[VITE1]

Can't. All required. But the good news is that when I'm done, I'll still never do anything again. :D

So you are going to either work for the government or become a politican.

:cheers::beer::dance:

[Jeff '79]

YouTube - You can do it montage.

[jeff w]

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:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile: NOOB! :slap:

[SnowDale]

Sounds like years ago when I signed up for this neat course in the Computer Science department. I forgot the exact title, but Computer System Designs, or some BS like that.

It ended up being a graduate level course in assembly language. I lasted a few days until I couldn't take it anymore. It makes you appreciate higher level languages though.

[Exotix]

YouTube - Boris - I can break her codes!

[Iron Chef]

See, if you'd have done this back in 1981 when you should have, none of this shit would have been invented yet.

Kids -- learn from this.

1981??? I was doing good to put together a sentence without drooling back then.

[oyealiz]

1981??? I was doing good to put together a sentence without drooling back then.

At 21 you were still drooling?

Perhaps we've gotten to the root of the problem......

:leaving:

[TripleBlack]

1981??? I was doing good to put together a sentence without drooling back then.

I'm so old we used punch cards in my first Fortran class. Think that was 72. :lolsmile:

[kylebuck]

See, if you'd have done this back in 1981 when you should have, none of this shit would have been invented yet.

Kids -- learn from this.

im taking notes.

[Sea Six]

Yeah but then he'd had to take Assembly, Fortran and Cobol. Which I guarantee are worse that JAVA and C#.

:iagree:

And p-code. :yesnod:

[Mr Hole]

1981??? I was doing good to put together a sentence without drooling back then.


And some things never change....

[carlton_fritz]

See the above professor names? I think India has been subbed out to me.
:lolsmile: