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ApexOversteer
01-04-2014, 1:54pm
Rule number 1 of business is "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em", so with that in mind I am pleased to announce that I have gone into business making premium body customization for the Lamborghini Gallardo.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is The Panthera!!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/Gen%20II/2007-De-Tomaso-Panthera-Concept-top.jpg

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/Gen%20II/07-31-07-02-DeTomaso-Panthera.jpg

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/Gen%20II/137795_panthera_concept-design_1920x1200_wwwGdeFonru.jpg


Soon to be emerging from the fabrication shop, this body kit will transform your 'everybody has one' Gallardo into a modern masterpiece, evoking the classic bodylines of the De Tomaso Pantera.

Using our secret Carbon-Palladium weave and industry-changing triple resin impregnation process, we are able to create a body for the Gallardo that sheds 400 pounds off the stock car, and that's not all! Extensive wind-tunnel work has allowed us to create a bodykit that not only looks good and is extremely light, but makes real downforce too! How does 4500lbs of downforce at 100mph sound? That's right, at 100mph, you could literally drive your car inverted, on the ceiling!

I know what you're saying, "Apex, this has to be expensive" and I'm overwhelmed with excitement as I can reveal that the complete kit, including hydraulically actuated tilt front clamshell, fenders front and rear, door skins, rear fascia, roof, undertray and engine cover, is only $2,450,000 for those that jump on this opportunity at this stage! Just $2.45MM to be the first at your local Cars And Coffee to roll up in the hottest new look!!

Deliveries should begin Q3 2014, at which time the price will rise to $3.5MM, so get in now, order your bodykit today and assure your place in line for what is sure to be the biggest thing to hit the streets since spinnin' rims!

All you need to do is send your $200k deposit to:

SUPERAPEX LLC
c/o Bob's U-Store It Locker #B25
Prince Of Nigeria Drive
Kahnman, TN 13666

Only 5000 of these kits will be made, so don't hesitate, or they'll all be gone!

snide
01-04-2014, 1:57pm
Barnbux sent!

DAB
01-04-2014, 2:06pm
i really like red. Ferrari red in particular. can i get it in that color?

how about matching floor mats with platinum wire embroidery? and luggage? i need some luggage!!

C5SilverBullet
01-04-2014, 2:09pm
I need to see it in 500 more colors first.

DukeAllen
01-04-2014, 2:45pm
Show us examples of the hot women we'd attract with that car.

Bill
01-04-2014, 3:39pm
Thread win, right here. :cheers:

Fasglas
01-04-2014, 3:47pm
What hours can your facility be visited?

marrepka
01-04-2014, 3:54pm
Can I get 4999 kits please? I'll let you keep one :seasix:

VatorMan
01-04-2014, 3:58pm
Your PP doesn't work. Tried sending my deposit and got a receipt from a whore house.

DAB
01-04-2014, 4:11pm
do you have a strategic alliance with supervettes? i'd like for my lambo and my vette to match when all y'all get done with the transformations. is this something you can coordinate with them?

DukeAllen
01-04-2014, 4:30pm
do you have a strategic alliance with supervettes? i'd like for my lambo and my vette to match when all y'all get done with the transformations. is this something you can coordinate with them?

They got you covered.
http://www.corel.com/static/landing_pages/dynamic_pricing/images/pspx6u_boxshot_slide0.jpg

MrPeabody
01-04-2014, 4:41pm
:rofl::rofl:

I'm waiting for the body kit that turns your Lambo into a Corvette. Then we can welcome Iron Chef back.:seasix:

DAB
01-04-2014, 4:46pm
They got you covered.
http://www.corel.com/static/landing_pages/dynamic_pricing/images/pspx6u_boxshot_slide0.jpg

Sweet......

RED-85-Z51
01-04-2014, 9:06pm
I read the name as Super Rape X

Sea Six
01-04-2014, 9:10pm
If I buy a kit, do I get a factory tour?




And does the Corvette Museum offer a Museum Delivery option with your product?



:waiting:

GS Ragtop
01-04-2014, 11:40pm
I'll send 5 large for every exclamation point in your ad copy. :seasix:

Sea Six
01-04-2014, 11:53pm
Hey, what happened to the thread tags for this thread?

ApexOversteer
01-05-2014, 12:47am
Hey, what happened to the thread tags for this thread?

Wasn't me, I was adding tags to the other thread...

So, what were they?

Sea Six
01-05-2014, 5:18am
Wasn't me, I was adding tags to the other thread...

So, what were they?

Oh, I wasn't going to waste any time on your product, I was going to slam stuuuuuuupidvettes in this one too.

ApexOversteer
01-05-2014, 7:07am
No way, you were going to stay on topic!? :D

69camfrk
01-05-2014, 9:58am
Introducing the new Lamborghini what the fcuk......:dance:

Burro (He/Haw)
01-05-2014, 10:39am
I need to see it in 500 more colors first.

Needs the troll wrap. Definitely needs the troll wrap.