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[NB2K]

Sucks.

Just b/c I nailed you 20 years ago does not mean I want to be "friends" now.

I don't GAS how many "mutuals" we have.

And your new hairstyle makes you look like a dyke. Which maybe you are and I still don't GAS.

[kylebuck]

this thread.... it needs pics

[GRN ENVY]

this thread.... it needs pics

:withstupid:

[navyndi2]

:stfupic::cheers:

[F40]

this thread.... it needs pics

:iagree:

[F40]

:stfupic:

:iagree:

[NB2K]

Pics will not be forthcoming.

I'm pretty sure she's a "mini-stalker" as it is.

[kylebuck]

http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/tits_or_gtfo.png


:D

[NEVRL8T]

Go behind the barn and check out my FB thread. You might think differently.

[NB2K]

Not her:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/NB2K/focus_blue_thong_panties264.jpg

[NB2K]

Go behind the barn and check out my FB thread. You might think differently.

Yours rocks. Mine sucks.

[kylebuck]

Yours rocks. Mine sucks.

but does she swallow?

[NB2K]

but does she swallow?

I never talk about 'em after, except when they start irritating me...

[NEVRL8T]

I never talk about 'em after, except when they start irritating me...

:lolsmile:

[bsmith]

And your new hairstyle makes you look like a dyke. Which maybe you are and I still don't GAS.

You made her switch teams?

[NB2K]

You made her switch teams?

Nah, probably not. I nailed a few times back more than 20 years ago and I know she was married once or twice after that. She was the 2nd to last one I did before my first marriage, so I kinda remember her.

At most, I was a "contributing factor".

[Scissors]

Sucks.

Just b/c I nailed you 20 years ago does not mean I want to be "friends" now.

I don't GAS how many "mutuals" we have.

And your new hairstyle makes you look like a dyke. Which maybe you are and I still don't GAS.
You know. Most people simply click "deny."

Just sayin'...

[Cybercowboy]

I remember when my wife, back in the early 90's, decided to cut her hair short. Didn't bother me any, she went blonde for awhile, then streaked, then red. One night we were out at what was then our local hangout bar and I had left her with her drink while I went over to talk to a couple of friends (she was chatting with the bartender when I left her...)

Some guy sat down next to her and tried to pick her up. She refused both his drink offer and offer to leave with him. I'm contently watching his struggles with amusement from across the room. Then he says to her, loudly enough that I could hear him from 30 feet away "Well, at least you've left no doubt that your a f**king dyke."

Moving quickly towards Mr. Rico Suave, I see the bartender make frantic eye contact and he's begging me not to pound the a-hole into the floor. I walk over and say "Hi, I'm the dyke's husband."

You had to see Rico's expression to fully appreciate. He said "Um, I should leave now, right?" Righto, seems like a good plan on your part there buddy. He tossed a couple of bills down and bolted, leaving his near-full pack of cigarettes and a Bic lighter behind.

So, anyway, it's always kind of irritated me when guys call chicks with short hair dykes, because it just makes you look foolish, stupid, petty, callous, etc.

[Scissors]

I remember when my wife, back in the early 90's, decided to cut her hair short. Didn't bother me any, she went blonde for awhile, then streaked, then red. One night we were out at what was then our local hangout bar and I had left her with her drink while I went over to talk to a couple of friends (she was chatting with the bartender when I left her...)

Some guy sat down next to her and tried to pick her up. She refused both his drink offer and offer to leave with him. I'm contently watching his struggles with amusement from across the room. Then he says to her, loudly enough that I could hear him from 30 feet away "Well, at least you've left no doubt that your a f**king dyke."

Moving quickly towards Mr. Rico Suave, I see the bartender make frantic eye contact and he's begging me not to pound the a-hole into the floor. I walk over and say "Hi, I'm the dyke's husband."

You had to see Rico's expression to fully appreciate. He said "Um, I should leave now, right?" Righto, seems like a good plan on your part there buddy. He tossed a couple of bills down and bolted, leaving his near-full pack of cigarettes and a Bic lighter behind.

So, anyway, it's always kind of irritated me when guys call chicks with short hair dykes, because it just makes you look foolish, stupid, petty, callous, etc.
:lol:

In my opinion (and that's all it is) only young chicks can pull off the short hair look. Unless they specifically cut it into a masculine style, though, it never strikes me as dykish.

Once chicks get older, though, nothing adds 10 years like the infamous Old Lady Afro™. :(

[Cybercowboy]

:lol:

In my opinion (and that's all it is) only young chicks can pull off the short hair look. Unless they specifically cut it into a masculine style, though, it never strikes me as dykish.

Once chicks get older, though, nothing adds 10 years like the infamous Old Lady Afro™. :(

I agree. She was in her late 20's back then, 5'-6" 120 lbs and wore a size 1. Memories... :D

[NB2K]

She is close to 50 and the style isn't working for her.



Short hair on an older woman can look fine:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/NB2K/cuteshort-1.jpg


But not when thy try to look like they are in their 20s or 30s.

[Corey_68]

Sucks.

Just b/c I nailed you 20 years ago does not mean I want to be "friends" now.

I don't GAS how many "mutuals" we have.

And your new hairstyle makes you look like a dyke. Which maybe you are and I still don't GAS.

:lol: I don't understand why I get friend requests from people I didn't talk to in school but 15yrs later and not seeing them since graduation they want to be my "friend" :rofl:

[Broken Wind]

:lol: I don't understand why I get friend requests from people I didn't talk to in school but 15yrs later and not seeing them since graduation they want to be my "friend" :rofl:

I can answer that one.

Within the past two years, they got kicked to the curb by the drunken no-job-havin' POS(s) they were fooking when they were too good to talk to you. Now they are older, wiser, and more desperate.

[Fastguy]

:lol: I don't understand why I get friend requests from people I didn't talk to in school but 15yrs later and not seeing them since graduation they want to be my "friend" :rofl:

They are nosy and want to see what you are up to, if you got bald, fat, transgender, whatever.

[truckindj]

i have 367 friends on fb and none of the girls were former lovers

[carlton_fritz]

Not her:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/NB2K/focus_blue_thong_panties264.jpg
Thread save!!:o_o:

[Gina]

i have 367 friends on fb and none of the girls were former lovers

None of the girls on my FB friends list are former lovers either.:leaving:

[Cybercowboy]

i have 367 friends on fb and none of the girls were former lovers

I know what you mean. You have to actually exchange names for them to track you down.

[Cybercowboy]

None of the girls on my FB friends list are former lovers either.:leaving:

For some reason this post makes me sad.

[Gina]

For some reason this post makes me sad.

How do you think I feel?:lol:

[NB2K]

None of the girls on my FB friends list are former lovers either.:leaving:

Don't give up hope yet...:D

[lander]

How do you think I feel?:lol:

Don't give up hope yet...:D

:iagree: And always be sure you have a camera nearby. :thumbs: