Last night I had a weird dream

[Sea Six]

I dreamed I was dating a woman who was super-morbidly obese.

She was so fat, when she sat down, she actually kind of spilled onto the surface she sat on (and her fat kind of rose up a little higher on her torso and shoulders).

Usually she sat down on the floor. Or if she was in a bedroom, on the bed itself (in the middle). When we went visiting at someone's house, I kind of had to go in first to scout around a little bit for a room she could easily get in and out of, and one that would most easily accommodate her with a place to sit.

Then sometimes I had to kind of direct everyone towards that place, kind of hinting to people that that was the room we needed to focus on going to, because most folks never had to consider issues like that. If someone suggested we go to a smaller area it could get kind of awkward, so I had actually learned to figure out the best plan and then kind of herd everyone into place.

It got kind of tiresome, and that was one of the reasons I wound up breaking up with her. Not the main reason, but one OF them.

One thing I really liked about dating her was that I could sit anywhere in a movie theater I wanted, and still sit next to her. :)






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[StaticCling]

Pics or it didn't happen. Oh wait. :leaving:

[99 pewtercoupe]

Some things are better left unshared. :leaving:

[OddBall]

Is Kingpin's moose missing?

[Norm]

Dreams are secret wants. Go start hanging out at Wallyworld, I'm sure you could snag a few every hour, got your pick. Better yet, hang out in the chips, candy, and ice cream isles, guaranteed 350+ pounders. :D

[Sea Six]

Dreams are secret wants. Go start hanging out at Wallyworld, I'm sure you could snag a few every hour, got your pick. Better yet, hang out in the chips, candy, and ice cream isles, guaranteed 350+ pounders. :D

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[Norm]

Oh that's funny...............:rofl:

[86RAG]

How does Molly put up with you? :rofl:

[Rapid Roger]

Sounds like my x wifes sister.....Did her breath smell like spaghettios..............?:)

[wwomanC6]

http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i359/dixonwl/smileys/Fortune-Teller-fortune-teller-zodiac-sign-smiley-emoticon-000545-large_zps24f7c0d1.gif Let me interpret your Dream:

You have a BIG issue in your life that takes a lot of your time and you have to make accommodations for it constantly. Its weighting you down.

You need to let it go!

oh....and your looking for a girlfriend with excess baggage!

:D

[Jobaka]

It got kind of tiresome...

:iagree:

[Sea Six]

http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i359/dixonwl/smileys/Fortune-Teller-fortune-teller-zodiac-sign-smiley-emoticon-000545-large_zps24f7c0d1.gif Let me interpret your Dream:

You have a BIG issue in your life that takes a lot of your time and you have to make accommodations for it constantly. Its weighting you down.

You need to let it go!

oh....and your looking for a girlfriend with excess baggage!

:D

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[wwomanC6]

:faint:

:rofl:

[Blue 92]

Pics or it didn't happen. Oh wait. :leaving:

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[99 pewtercoupe]

Ban Him Now:ban::ban::ban:

[JRD77VET]

Ban Him Now:ban::ban::ban:

Who? The OP who dreams about extremely large women or the guy who gave him spank material? :confused5:

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[99 pewtercoupe]

Who? The OP who dreams about extremely large women or the guy who gave him spank material? :confused5:

:leaving:

Both of them :lol:

[Sea Six]

:dupe:

[DukeAllen]

A dream? Yeah. More like a not so subtle way to let us know you found ms right. :D

[JRD77VET]

A dream? Yeah. More like a not so subtle way to let us know you found ms right. :D

rattle, rattle, here come the cattle :ohnoes:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

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[wwomanC6]

rattle, rattle, here come the cattle :ohnoes:

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[Sea Six]

rattle, rattle, here come the cattle :ohnoes:

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[99 pewtercoupe]

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Not sure what kind of sites you and Blue92 are cruising ......

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Not sure what kind of sites you and Blue92 are cruising ......

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[DukeAllen]

I wish I'd known earlier. I'd have bought you a Mike & Molly dvd and a box of tissues for christmas.

[99 pewtercoupe]

I wish I'd known earlier. I'd have bought you a Mike & Molly dvd and a box of tissues for christmas.

:rofl::rofl::rofl: