I'm still going to Hell...

[lspencer534]

Two Black dudes were sitting at a bar. One of them says, "Every time I have sex with a White woman, my face feels hot, my eyes get red, and tears roll down my cheeks."

The other one says, "Yeah, me too."

First one: "Must be the pepper spray...."

[99 pewtercoupe]

Spence...your ticket was punched a looooooooong time ago

I guess your are just trying to gain enough points to upgrade to First Class. I will try to save you a seat.

[Fasglas]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5812918272/hA3AFE7DF/

[lspencer534]

A girl is standing at The Gates of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.

She says to St. Peter, "What's going on?"

He says, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos."

She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to Hell."

St. Peter says, "In Hell, you'll be constantly raped and sodomized."

She says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that."

[lspencer534]

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat."

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't. "

[DukeAllen]

<---plans to take over
http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-im-going-to-hell-joke.jpg

[lspencer534]

There were these two black guys sitting at a bar in a club, and a gay guy comes up and puts his arm around both of them and says, "Who wants a blow job?"

Both of the black guys got up and beat the living shit out of him.

When they sat back down at the bar the bartender asks why did they beat him up.

One of the black guys said, "I don't know, he said something about jobs."

[VITE1]

There were these two black guys sitting at a bar in a club, and a gay guy comes up and puts his arm around both of them and says, "Who wants a blow job?"

Both of the black guys got up and beat the living shit out of him.

When they sat back down at the bar the bartender asks why did they beat him up.

One of the black guys said, "I don't know, he said something about jobs."

:lol::lol:

[Joecooool]

Two Black dudes were sitting at a bar. One of them says, "Every time I have sex with a White woman, my face feels hot, my eyes get red, and tears roll down my cheeks."

The other one says, "Yeah, me too."

First one: "Must be the pepper spray...."

There were these two black guys sitting at a bar in a club, and a gay guy comes up and puts his arm around both of them and says, "Who wants a blow job?"

Both of the black guys got up and beat the living shit out of him.

When they sat back down at the bar the bartender asks why did they beat him up.

One of the black guys said, "I don't know, he said something about jobs."

And yet you protest when we call you racist.

WTF?

[lspencer534]

And yet you protest when we call you racist.

WTF?

"We" isn't correct. Only you.

[MikeB]

"We" isn't correct. Only you.

:rofl:

[StaticCling]

A Zebra dies and goes to Heaven...

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets him and informs him that all newcomers to heaven are allowed a single question to ask of The Almighty.

Pete gestures to a magnificent pedestal nearby and says to Zebra, "just step up there and ask away."

Zebra walks over to the pedestal and nervously steps on. The pedestal immediately illuminates with blinding light and a booming voice from above echoes, "WHAT TRUTH DOES THY SEEK MY CHILD?"

Zebra looks up and says "Well, God, i've always wanted to know.. am i black with white stripes? or am i white with black stripes?

The voice echoes again. "YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE." then the light fades.
Zebra looks at St. Peter inquisitively.

Pete says "you're clearly white with black stripes.."
Zebra, "how do you know that??"
Pete, "well if you were black with white stripes, God would have said 'YOU IS WHAT YOU IS'

[Sea Six]

And yet you protest when we call you racist.

WTF?

You (in the singular tense) have given us plenty of reasons to call you racist.

:seasix:

[lspencer534]

A Zebra dies and goes to Heaven...

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets him and informs him that all newcomers to heaven are allowed a single question to ask of The Almighty.

Pete gestures to a magnificent pedestal nearby and says to Zebra, "just step up there and ask away."

Zebra walks over to the pedestal and nervously steps on. The pedestal immediately illuminates with blinding light and a booming voice from above echoes, "WHAT TRUTH DOES THY SEEK MY CHILD?"

Zebra looks up and says "Well, God, i've always wanted to know.. am i black with white stripes? or am i white with black stripes?

The voice echoes again. "YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE." then the light fades.
Zebra looks at St. Peter inquisitively.

Pete says "you're clearly white with black stripes.."
Zebra, "how do you know that??"
Pete, "well if you were black with white stripes, God would have said 'YOU IS WHAT YOU IS'

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Sea Six]

A celebration of political incorrectness through an outburst of such <> racism.

This should blow Joecooool's mind. :yesnod:

[lspencer534]

A man goes into his regular pub on a Tuesday night. He goes up to the counter and says to the barman, "Just a Guinness for me please Tommy". The barman goes and gets the drink. As he's sat there the man looks around the pub and nods his head at the regulars. Then who does he spy in the corner of the room drinking by himself but Hitler.

The man asks Tommy, "Tommy, is that Hitler in the corner"?

Tommy replies, "Yep, first time I've seen him in here".

The man tries to ignore it, but after an hour he was compelled to go over to Hitler.

"Listen", the man says, "I just wanted you to know, what you did was horribly out of order".

Hitler rolls his eyes, "I already apologized a hundred times for what I did. I know I did some bad stuff, but I did some good as well. But no one ever remembers that. All they remember is the 6 million Jews and 10 clowns I killed".

"10 clowns?", the man asks.

"SEE"!, Hitler cries, "I told you no one cares about the Jews!".

[Fasglas]

'YOU IS WHAT YOU IS'

http://www.wtfluck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wtf-walmart-racism.jpg

[lspencer534]

http://www.wtfluck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wtf-walmart-racism.jpg

Dolls in blue dresses just don't sell....

[DukeAllen]

A celebration of political incorrectness through an outburst of such <> racism.

This should blow Joecooool's mind. :yesnod:

:iagree::D

Where do black jews go?
In the back of the oven.

Why don't black people go on cruises?
Yeah right, like they're going to fall for that one again.

[Sea Six]

or was it done for a legitimate business reason?


http://i.imgur.com/6RT40vN.jpg

[...Whitepower...]

"We" isn't correct. Only you.

Actually after seeing those posts the first thing I thought of was what Phil just stated.