The Kardashians

[MrPeabody]

Why?

[mrvette]

Why?

the modern versions of the Gabor sisters, famous for being famous, but don't DO a flipping thing to justify ANY of it.....

:toetap::toetap::cheers:

[oahuyahoo]

Why?

They have boobs and butts and maybe even brains but they don't act like it.

[joecaver]

Why?

because our society is dumb enough to buy into it.

[Scissors]

Why?

Because staring at idiots with tits and ass is three orders of magnitude less gay than staring at sweaty, musclebound idiots with c*cks (WWE).

[Kerrmudgeon]

because our society is dumb enough to buy into it.

:iagree::iagree::iagree:
:taz:

[War Eagle ZO6]

I'm thinking the OP is the ghey.

Y'all should hook up.

:rofl::rofl:

:leaving:

[navyndi2]

the only reason I'd watch it...
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/navyndi2/KimKard.jpg
:cheers:

[NEVRL8T]

the only reason I'd watch it...
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/navyndi2/KimKard.jpg
:cheers:

:iagree: Kim got it goin' on! I would crawl naked, through a snowstorm, just to hear her pee in a styrofoam cup over a walkie talkie.

[jeff w]

:iagree: Kim got it goin' on! I would crawl naked, through a snowstorm, just to hear her pee in a styrofoam cup over a walkie talkie.

That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time :lolsmile::lolsmile:

[HOWSER]

That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time :lolsmile::lolsmile:

:iagree: That was pretty impressive.

And for the record... I'd hit em' both.

[navyndi2]

:iagree: Kim got it goin' on! I would crawl naked, through a snowstorm, just to hear her pee in a styrofoam cup over a walkie talkie.
:rofl::rofl:

[onedef92]

http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt2/hhrapinfo/kim-kardashian-bikini-071602.jpg

She got more body than Scotty 2 Hotty! :smash:

[joecaver]

retouching does a lot.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b275/joecaver/425_ad_KimKardashian_Cmplx_032609.jpg

[Meeko87]

:iagree: Kim got it goin' on! I would crawl naked, through a snowstorm, just to hear her pee in a styrofoam cup over a walkie talkie.

Now that is true love :rofl:

[Entropy]

Because staring at idiots with tits and ass is three orders of magnitude less gay than staring at sweaty, musclebound idiots with c*cks (WWE).
:withstupid:

/thread

[Poog]

Why?

I ask myself the same question every time I see them or hear about them.

[repo]

And Bruce Jenner looks like he has had more plastic surgery than most women in Hollyweird.

That tan and hair cut make him look more Gay then Richard Simmons.:beat:

[88Z51]

I'd never heard of them until I started seeing them all over the check out stand tabloids. Other than being recipients of plastic surgery, what's the deal? Singers? Actresses?

[pewter-FRC]

the only reason I'd watch it...
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/navyndi2/KimKard.jpg
:cheers:

i'll be "Retouching" to this later

[Blademaker]

because our society is dumb enough to buy into it.

this :above:

[onedef92]

And Bruce Jenner looks like he has had more plastic surgery than most women in Hollyweird.

That tan and hair cut make him look more Gay then Richard Simmons.:beat:

:iagree: That joker looks like a mummified version of Christopher Reeve.

[69camfrk]

the modern versions of the Gabor sisters, famous for being famous, but don't DO a flipping thing to justify ANY of it.....

:toetap::toetap::cheers:

No shit. I'm sure those dumb bitches have made more money in the last year than I will probably make in a lifetime. I wish I could con someone into giving me money for nothing. Maybe they will take my desert rotation next week and I will stay home with my family!

[Z06David]

:iagree: That joker looks like a mummified version of Christopher Reeve.

:iagree: he looks like that dude from texas chainsaw massacre that wears the dead's faces

[themonk]

Once again they are the product of a vomit inducing celebrity hungry shallow society.

[oahuyahoo]

Make a sex tape.

It's the fast track to "fame" these days.

Have a little nose candy on hand in your purse for a little extra attention and you're in there.

[themonk]

Sex tape.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Kardashian

"... She is widely known for a sex tape with her former boyfriend Ray J ..."

That sex tape was bs, didn't see a damn thing. :toetap:

and what do black dudes have that white ones don't. :confused5:

[69camfrk]

Make a sex tape.

It's the fast track to "fame" these days.

Man, I don't like looking at myself nekkid in front of the mirror in the bathroom, so I feel relatively sure no one else does either. However, if the pay was right.........:above:

[Truck Guy]

the modern versions of the Gabor sisters, famous for being famous, but don't DO a flipping thing to justify ANY of it.....

:toetap::toetap::cheers:What scares me the most is that this made perfect sense and I agree with you :willy:

[Iron Chef]

the modern versions of the Gabor sisters, famous for being famous, but don't DO a flipping thing to justify ANY of it.....

:toetap::toetap::cheers:

Well, that's not entirely true. Unlike the Kardashians, the Gabor sisters did have extensive careers in film, stage and television, although they continued to be socialites long after they should have faded into obscurity.

because our society is dumb enough to buy into it.

Yep...that about sums it up.

Because staring at idiots with tits and ass is three orders of magnitude less gay than staring at sweaty, musclebound idiots with c*cks (WWE).

Well there's that too.

[Sleestak]

Because half the planet has an IQ of 100 or less.

[jeff w]

a lot of old, gay dudes in this thread

[Rapid Roger]

From the daily Beasts "50 most loathsome people"

48) Kim Kardashian
Charges: Not content with tacitly rooking half-bright teens by endorsing any weight-loss scam and junk food joint to cross her path, 2010 marks the year she entered the world of outright usury. Her and her sisters’ short-lived, pre-paid Kardashian Kard—because alliteration is a sound reason to enter the kredit industry—was rife with what the Connecticut Attorney General called “pernicious and predatory fees.” Inexplicably famous; no redeeming skills. Her “reality” show is poorly written.
Aggravating factor: “I know people think we drive around in these nice cars and we do whatever we want and our parents will pay our credit cards, but that’s not the case. Sure, my parents were generous. I got a nice car at 16, but at 18 I was cut off. I’ve worked really hard.”
Sentence: Sex tape with DJ Jazzy Jeff; one year in a coal mine.

[Uncle Pervey]

Because half the planet has an IQ of 100 or less.

Correction: Because more than half of the planet has an IQ of 80 or less. :leaving:

[VITE1]

I am saving myself for her.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/VITE1/jalba.gif

[jeff w]

I am saving myself for her.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/VITE1/jalba.gif

too bad she already popped out a rug rat. forever ruined now :(

[VITE1]

too bad she already popped out a rug rat. forever ruined now :(

Psssst. Buttsex

[Coco]

Don't get it - must be a man thing. :lol: :leaving:

[onedef92]

That sex tape was bs, didn't see a damn thing. :toetap:

and what do black dudes have that white ones don't. :confused5:


ARVN Pimp: She say "no boom boom with soul brother."

Eightball: Say what the motherf*ck?

ARVN Pimp: She say "soul brother too beaucoup."

Cowboy: I think what he's trying to say is you black boys pack too much meat!

ARVN Pimp: Too beaucoup, too beaucoup.

Eightball: What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama black snake. But it ain't to g*#damn beaucoup.

[Z06David]

ARVN Pimp: She say "no boom boom with soul brother."

Eightball: Say what the motherf*ck?

ARVN Pimp: She say "soul brother too beaucoup."

Cowboy: I think what he's trying to say is you black boys pack too much meat!

ARVN Pimp: Too beaucoup, too beaucoup.

Eightball: What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama black snake. But it ain't to g*#damn beaucoup.

:rofl: Full Metal Jacket