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onedef92
12-13-2013, 9:13am
James Bond: License to Swill

Dec. 13, 2013

Ever wonder why James Bond prefers his martinis shaken, not stirred?

Three U.K. doctors set out to find out whether 007 developed the preference because of an alcohol-induced tremor in his hands, and published their findings in the British Medical Journal's annual tongue-in-cheek December edition.

"Ideally, vodka martinis should be stirred, not shaken," Dr. Patrick Davies, a pediatric intensive care specialist at Nottingham University Hospitals, and his colleagues, wrote in the paper. "That Bond would make such an elementary mistake in his preferences seemed incongruous with his otherwise impeccable mastery of culinary etiquette."

So they spent seven months reading all 14 James Bond novels by Ian Fleming, taking meticulous notes about when and how much the spy drank.

They concluded that Bond's license to kill was also a license to, well, swill.

Bond drank 92 drinks a week, on average. Assuming that a unit of alcohol is 10 ml of pure ethanol, which the authors admit, they probably underestimated just how much the secret agent consumed.

According to the federal Dietary Guidelines for Americans, heavy drinking for men usually means drinking more than 14 drinks per week.

The authors wrote that Bond's maximum daily consumption was in "From Russia with Love" in which he drank 49.8 drinks per day -- in case you were wondering.

DAB
12-13-2013, 9:16am
Psst, it's a fictional story.

snide
12-13-2013, 11:04am
Psst, it's a fictional story.

Prove it. :toetap:

jda67gta
12-13-2013, 11:10am
It took three UK doctors to figure that out?

Yerf Dog
12-13-2013, 11:13am
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Joecooool
12-13-2013, 12:17pm
According to the federal Dietary Guidelines for Americans, heavy drinking for men usually means drinking more than 14 drinks per week.Today I learned - everyone I know is classified as a heavy drinker. :shots:

Truck Guy
12-13-2013, 12:18pm
Today I learned - everyone I know is classified as a heavy drinker. :shots:
:cert: :lol:

99 pewtercoupe
12-13-2013, 2:07pm
Today I learned - everyone I know is classified as a heavy drinker. :shots:

I'll drink to that! :shots:

Gozar
12-13-2013, 2:22pm
Bond drank 92 drinks a week, on average.

Pffft... lightweight.

Blademaker
12-13-2013, 6:17pm
Today I learned - everyone I know is classified as a heavy drinker. :shots:

Yup :rofl:

C5SilverBullet
12-13-2013, 7:00pm
"Ideally, vodka martinis should be stirred, not shaken," Dr. Patrick Davies, a pediatric intensive care specialist at Nottingham University Hospitals

Well, that's bull shit right there. You don't stir a martini, don't quit your day job, doc.

C5SilverBullet
12-13-2013, 7:04pm
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MrPeabody
12-13-2013, 7:04pm
A Gin Martini should never be shaken, and Vodka in a Martini glass should not be called a Martini.

Martini (cocktail) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_(cocktail)))

C5SilverBullet
12-13-2013, 7:08pm
A Gin Martini should never be shaken, and Vodka in a Martini glass should not be called a Martini.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_(cocktail)

You shake the vermouth in the shaker with the ice, then pour it out. Add the gin, and swirl, unless you're making it in a glass container, then you stir.

That is a link to nothing, by the way. "Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name."

MrPeabody
12-13-2013, 7:14pm
You shake the vermouth in the shaker with the ice, then pour it out. Add the gin, and swirl, unless you're making it in a glass container, then you stir.

That is a link to nothing, by the way. "Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name."

I don't know why the link doesn't work, but google Martini wiki and I get a page that says you put the Vermouth and Gin in a shaker with ice and stir. Nowhere does it mention shaking of any kind. (I worked as a bartender for awhile) You will ruin Gin if you shake it. Not so much with Vodka.:seasix:

Try this link:

Classic Gin Martini Cocktail Recipe and Variations (http://cocktails.about.com/od/cocktailrecipes/r/mrtni.htm)

C5SilverBullet
12-13-2013, 7:16pm
I don't know why the link doesn't work, but google Martini wiki and I get a page that says you put the Vermouth and Gin in a shaker with ice and stir. Nowhere does it mention shaking of any kind. (I worked as a bartender for awhile) You will ruin Gin if you shake it. Not so much with Vodka.:seasix:

You shake the vermouth in the shaker before you put the gin in, tastes much better. But yes, never shake gin.

MrPeabody
12-13-2013, 7:18pm
You shake the vermouth in the shaker before you put the gin in, tastes much better. But yes, never shake gin.

I like mine very dry, I spray the Vermouth into the glass with an atomizer before I pour the Gin off the ice. Lately I've been using Bleu Cheese stuffed olives for a nice variation.

MrPeabody
12-13-2013, 7:22pm
A Gin Martini should never be shaken, and Vodka in a Martini glass should not be called a Martini.

Martini (cocktail) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_(cocktail)))

Link is working now. Somehow it was missing the closing parenthesis after cocktail.:seasix:

onedef92
12-16-2013, 12:10pm
But yes, never shake gin.

Never mix gold and silver rum together, either.