Dirty sheets

[DukeAllen]

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman.
Englishman. "When I make love to my wife, I kiss her neck and she lifts one foot off the ground"
Irishman. "When I make love to my wife, I kiss her breasts and she lifts three feet off the ground"
Scotsman. "That's nothing, when I make love to my wife, I get up and wipe my cock on the sheets and she goes through the roof"

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

I first heard that as he wiped it clean on the curtains...

Either way, it gets the job done...

[NCC-1701]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[jaxgator]

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