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Sea Six
12-11-2013, 1:12pm
Lately, all I see are pointless post-count celebrations, inane polls about topics NOBODY cares anything about, vapid parrotty threads (when's the last time anyone actually put any thought into creating one of them?), Joecooool-bashing fests, people hitting the crap out of the Thanks button, "babes" pics and "babes" .gifs, ubiquitous Obamacare rants (it's settled law, people... get over it), gun and 2nd amendment threads (who GAF how you conceal-carry your piece), name-that-tune absurdities, football game play-by-play commentary chat rooms, etc. etc. etc.

:toetap:






:banghead:

Aerovette
12-11-2013, 1:13pm
Lately, all I see are pointless post-count celebrations, inane polls about topics NOBODY cares anything about, vapid parrotty threads (when's the last time anyone actually put any thought into creating one of them?), Joecooool-bashing fests, people hitting the crap out of the Thanks button, "babes" pics and "babes" .gifs, ubiquitous Obamacare rants (it's settled law, people... get over it), gun and 2nd amendment threads (who GAF how you conceal-carry your piece), name-that-tune absurdities, football game play-by-play commentary chat rooms, etc. etc. etc.

:toetap:






:banghead:

...and you were looking for ??????


:waiting:

ZipZap
12-11-2013, 1:15pm
2010 called, he wants his thread back.

DAB
12-11-2013, 1:19pm
i'm due to get a shipment of new post ideas early next year, my supply for this year is getting pretty low, and i'm trying to ration out what i have left so i don't run out early.

:slap:

Mike Mercury
12-11-2013, 1:22pm
http://www.kickinthehead.org/kickinthehead3/comics/2004-07-22-wendys-stale-lettuce.gif

Mike Mercury
12-11-2013, 1:27pm
http://rlv.zcache.com/i_linger_like_a_stale_fart_tee_shirts-r8e15b1e58c6f4ccba07f6ccb3d7580a1_804gs_512.jpg

DAB
12-11-2013, 1:45pm
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/BdfB9I9NJLcoovshWoK37A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/music/2013-12-11/d8fc7854-4633-4c5e-b82c-72395409b1ec_454972851.jpg

DropTheTop
12-11-2013, 1:49pm
I agree. You should take the next three months off and give the rest of us a break.

Cybercowboy
12-11-2013, 1:50pm
If you were paying attention today, you could have learned two new ways to tie your shoes, you ungrateful ingrate you.

Olustee bus
12-11-2013, 1:53pm
"vapid parrotty threads (when's the last time anyone actually put any thought into creating one of them?),"

I worked my ass off with my watching porn thread

DAB
12-11-2013, 1:56pm
Here is LinkedIn's full list of overused resume words:

Responsible
Strategic
Creative
Effective
Patient
Expert
Organizational
Driven
Innovative
Analytical

10 Overused Words You Should Never Put On Your Resume - Yahoo Finance (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/10-overused-words-never-put-153724358.html)

ok, draft a sentence using all 10.

Milton Fox
12-11-2013, 1:57pm
Who knew that Rudolph was a Russian Meteriologist - I didnt! :seasix:

NeedSpeed
12-11-2013, 2:03pm
Here is LinkedIn's full list of overused resume words:

Responsible
Strategic
Creative
Effective
Patient
Expert
Organizational
Driven
Innovative
Analytical

10 Overused Words You Should Never Put On Your Resume - Yahoo Finance (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/10-overused-words-never-put-153724358.html)

ok, draft a sentence using all 10.

Sea Six is responsible for the strategic placement of this thread of which is neither creative, effective, expert nor innovative, but yet shows his patient analytically driven motives to destroy the organizational harmony of VBOT.

:needcoffee:

Milton Fox
12-11-2013, 2:05pm
VBOTs local "expert" patient is responsible for this lack of creatively organized and unanalytical strategy to ineffectively drive against innovation. :shots:

Grey Ghost
12-11-2013, 2:12pm
http://i.imgur.com/unaU2QV.gif

Burro (He/Haw)
12-11-2013, 2:18pm
Sea Six drinks semen from a mason jar cup downtown.

Ol Timer
12-11-2013, 2:21pm
I had to look at the date to be sure this thread wasn't a couple of years old... :needcoffee:

Thud
12-11-2013, 2:24pm
I haven't been around for a while, but now I'm back. So it should get better now.

Mirroredshades
12-11-2013, 2:24pm
:kimblair:

DAB
12-11-2013, 2:27pm
I haven't been around for a while, but now I'm back. So it should get better now.

It couldn't get get much worse.

Joecooool
12-11-2013, 2:30pm
Sea Six drinks semen from a mason jar cup downtown.

I think he prefers it from the tap.

Thud
12-11-2013, 2:35pm
It couldn't get get much worse.

We're not quite at 4chan levels yet.

ApexOversteer
12-11-2013, 2:39pm
2009: "Wonder what would happen if we drove off most of the women and any male poster that disagrees with the majority here."

2013: "Hmmm, VBOT is starting to get stale..."

99 pewtercoupe
12-11-2013, 2:41pm
I think he prefers it from the tap.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

DropTheTop
12-11-2013, 2:44pm
Sea Six drinks semen from a mason jar cup downtown.

The men Sea Six drinks semen from a mason jar cup are surely seamen.
So if Sea Six drinks semen from a mason jar cup filled by seamen,
I'm sure Sea Six drinks downtown seamens' semen.

jda67gta
12-11-2013, 2:56pm
tl:dr

Rob
12-11-2013, 3:01pm
still page 1 :hurray:

DAB
12-11-2013, 3:08pm
still page 1 :hurray:

72 to go. gonna take some effort. :type:

sanchez
12-11-2013, 3:16pm
The men Sea Six drinks semen from a mason jar cup are surely seamen.
So if Sea Six drinks semen from a mason jar cup filled by seamen,
I'm sure Sea Six drinks downtown seamens' semen.

Seasix swallows semen on the seashore.

Mike Mercury
12-11-2013, 3:24pm
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/1268964408215.gif?w=263

NeedSpeed
12-11-2013, 3:55pm
http://www.evilmilk.com/galleries/win7/win7-30.gif

simpleman68
12-11-2013, 3:58pm
I haven't been around for a while, but now I'm back. So it should get better now.

:cool: :cert: :barnbabe:
Scott

Jobaka
12-11-2013, 4:09pm
Lately, all I see are pointless post-count celebrations...

:iagree: Pointless.

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/60221-30-000-bee-y0-ches-1-a.html

Fasglas
12-11-2013, 4:20pm
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTDlOTaVJZ9OnbtqfaW6yPuzKjps7HaxPJgKkz_yaimd3BDeLmo

DAB
12-11-2013, 4:22pm
VBOT is starting to get pale

VBOT is starting to get scale

VBOT is starting to get fail

VBOT is starting to get tail

VBOT is starting to get tale

VBOT is starting to get whale

VBOT is starting to get ale

VBOT is starting to get kale

......

Sea Six
12-11-2013, 4:32pm
:iagree: Pointless.

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/60221-30-000-bee-y0-ches-1-a.html

I see somebody's finally starting to catch on to the irony of this thread.

DAB
12-11-2013, 4:33pm
I see somebody's finally starting to catch on to the irony of this thread.

irony is the opposite of wrinkly

Fasglas
12-11-2013, 4:34pm
Nail...

http://members.tripod.com/~aries108/gifs2/hammer-nail.gif

OldSarge
12-11-2013, 4:38pm
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/BdfB9I9NJLcoovshWoK37A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/music/2013-12-11/d8fc7854-4633-4c5e-b82c-72395409b1ec_454972851.jpg

Is Danica farting ?????????

Cybercowboy
12-11-2013, 4:38pm
Nail...

http://members.tripod.com/~aries108/gifs2/hammer-nail.gif

Fail

DAB
12-11-2013, 4:38pm
I see somebody's finally starting to catch on to the irony of this thread.

we caught it much earlier, we're just humoring you. :kick:

Sea Six
12-11-2013, 4:43pm
we caught it much earlier, we're just humoring you. :kick:

Ah. I see what you did there. :shots:

DAB
12-11-2013, 4:44pm
Ah. I see what you did there. :shots:

are you not amused? are you not pleased?

Sea Six
12-11-2013, 4:45pm
are you not amused? are you not pleased?

Now I am. :funny:








And it looks like at least one person did catch on and commented to that effect. http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/1086121-post8.html

DAB
12-11-2013, 4:48pm
Now I am. :funny:








And it looks like at least one person did catch on and commented to that effect. http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/1086121-post8.html

awww, there, there, don't try to please your critics, just keep marching to your own drummer. :yesnod:

Fasglas
12-11-2013, 5:04pm
Fail

Trail
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Mail
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Snail
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Smails
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Millenium Vette
12-11-2013, 5:23pm
Trail
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Mail
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Snail
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Smails
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You got the order wrong, chief:

Snail
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Trail
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Mike Mercury
12-11-2013, 5:34pm
Smails
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkXDbQvlrnd6T4X3NSiaRsHFfdGpkRA_LfZwFpdv5ghfN-4watKQ

:lol: :rofl: :lol:

Jeff '79
12-11-2013, 5:44pm
Sea Six drinks semen from a mason jar cup downtown.

Finally... Truth.:clap:

Cybercowboy
12-11-2013, 5:46pm
I see somebody's finally starting to catch on to the irony of this thread.

http://seriouslyforreal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/badfamilyxmasphotos18.jpg

Burro (He/Haw)
12-11-2013, 5:50pm
http://31.media.tumblr.com/310aef5402d5bed61383c8abe8dc4637/tumblr_mxlhuffqvU1r721o5o1_500.gif

ApexOversteer
12-11-2013, 6:48pm
Trail
Mail
Snail
Smails


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