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Norm
12-05-2013, 2:49pm
(ANSA) - Rome, December 5 - An Italian Olympic Committee (CONI) tribunal on Thursday banned an Italian long-distance runner for three years for trying to use a fake penis to beat a doping test.

Devis Licciardi, an athlete for the Italian Air Force team, was found guilty of filling up a fake penis with urine uncontaminated by banned substances and trying to use it during a test at the race to proclaim Italy's 10km road-running champion at Molfetta, near Bari, in September.

The ban was longer than the 30-month suspension CONI's prosecutor had requested.

The tribunal also banned Licciardi's girlfriend from being present at sporting events for three and a half years for helping him.

wicked_c6
12-05-2013, 3:17pm
His chances of winning anything really petered out.

Craig
12-05-2013, 3:33pm
Dildo...

DukeAllen
12-05-2013, 4:01pm
What a dick.

SnikPlosskin
12-05-2013, 8:18pm
Snake: (to hot chick) "do you have a little Italian in you?"
Chick: "no."
Snake: "would you like some?"

(Snake is Italian)

JRD77VET
12-05-2013, 10:27pm
Snake: (to hot chick) "do you have a little Italian in you?"
Chick: "no."
Snake: "would you like some?"

(Snake is Italian)

I used to do Italian injections ( my ex was Italian-- when it was good, it was great. When it was bad, holy shit :willy: )