Hook a lady up . . .

[NeedSpeed]

She'd probably put out if you helped her with the $400k she needs to cough up

Woman Who Embezzled Almost $1 Million Shows Up To Court With Two Carat Ring, Claims She Is Broke (http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/crime/woman-who-embezzled-almost-1-million-shows-court-two-carat-ring-claims-she-broke#)

:leaving:

[ApexOversteer]

Put her in a cell, give her three hots, a cot, a big fat dildo and a webcam. Let her earn it back at $3.99/minute.

[GentleBen]

Put her in a cell, give her three hots, a cot, a big fat dildo and a webcam. Let her earn it back at $3.99/minute.

She's at least as good looking as the midnight shift fry cook at the local McD's. Accordingly, she should be equal to the $15/hour wage that these cooks are going to strike for.

Still, assuming a "work week" of 30 hours that is a $450 weekly income but less taxes (keeping in mind that she would be self-employed and would have to pay 7% Social Security and using 15% for the IRS) she would make $351 net each week. Then subtract $50 week for sundries from the prison store she should be able to pay the $810K off in only 2,824 weeks or a little over 54.3 years when her looks will have certainly faded.

[Dan Dlabay]

She is nothing more than a low life gold digger. I say lock her up with some hard core women convicts.:cert:

[Mike Mercury]

Her parents are now frantically trying to sell their upstate New York home before the December 19th deadline

my parents response would of been... "do the time... maybe you'll learn a lesson".

[ApexOversteer]

She is nothing more than a low life gold digger. I say lock her up with some hard core women convicts.:cert:

... and a webcam...

[JRD77VET]

my parents response would of been... "do the time... maybe you'll learn a lesson".

As I was going up, my Dad stressed " What did you think was going to happen?"

I learned to be responsible for MY actions :yesnod: