mrvette
11-30-2013, 2:59pm
Waiting Room At The Dr's Office Not The Best Place To Share A Joke
Perusing through my mail on the phone when I read this joke .
Cracked up and 85 year old Mother who was filling out forms at a new Dr Office looked at me with that stern look that said WTF is wrong with you .
I showed her the Joke and she cracked up too .
The office staff were looking at us so I apologized at the window and shared the joke with them .
Well the Dr then came through so he had to know what was causing the commotion .
Well we didn't get ejected and were lucky there wasn't a room full of people so it was a memorable day at the Dr's office .
I won't read jokes at the Dr's office again . Glad they had Kleenex handy .
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers. "Hello?" "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well.
We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV.
We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
"Normally we could have, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."
''Well, what am I supposed to do now? "
"The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
Perusing through my mail on the phone when I read this joke .
Cracked up and 85 year old Mother who was filling out forms at a new Dr Office looked at me with that stern look that said WTF is wrong with you .
I showed her the Joke and she cracked up too .
The office staff were looking at us so I apologized at the window and shared the joke with them .
Well the Dr then came through so he had to know what was causing the commotion .
Well we didn't get ejected and were lucky there wasn't a room full of people so it was a memorable day at the Dr's office .
I won't read jokes at the Dr's office again . Glad they had Kleenex handy .
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers. "Hello?" "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well.
We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV.
We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
"Normally we could have, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."
''Well, what am I supposed to do now? "
"The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."