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Munch
10-29-2009, 6:02pm
So I find this thing on the internet and am laughing my butt off with tears practically running down my face. My wife who is in the other room comes in and wants to know what is so funny so I show her. Her exact words are "You're F***ing retarded". :deli:

What do you think?
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/Dr_Munch/z36054430.gif

Maybe because it reminds me of myself as a younger man, I dunno.
jeff w
10-29-2009, 6:03pm
:rofl: :rofl:
Neutron
10-29-2009, 6:07pm
:rofl: :rofl:

Kinda reminds me of this...

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5952/chatxd.jpg
xXBUDXx
10-29-2009, 6:18pm
The first time I saw that I was at work. I was laughing my azz off. Several women came over to see why I had tears rolling down my face.

They were all :skep: and declared that I was "sick" :bilmem:
Neutron
10-29-2009, 6:19pm
I like the 'female dogs' reaction. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Y2Kvert4me
10-29-2009, 6:21pm
Here's a little secret.


Any time a form of matter exits the body...be it a liquid, solid or gas, women find it gross, men are proud of the creation.

This is a terrific example of that. And yeah it's funny as hell too! :rofl:


:cheers:
illmac77
10-29-2009, 6:27pm
F'n funny!!! I love it
Culookin
10-29-2009, 6:28pm
Holy sheit that's funny!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




Pics of wife? :waiting:
DropTheTop
10-29-2009, 7:01pm
:roll: Hilarious!
CertInsaneC5
10-29-2009, 7:11pm
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/Dr_Munch/z36054430.gif

.

Welcome to 2005.
Munch
10-29-2009, 7:24pm
Welcome to 2005.

And yet it's humor has stood the test of time.
zz4vetteguy
10-29-2009, 7:26pm
I only find it amusing because being the owner of two dogs that have gotten sick before, I hate cleaning it up.
Me2
10-29-2009, 8:14pm
I must not be normal. I thought the dog video and the cat pictures are pretty funny.
Vet4jdc
10-29-2009, 8:31pm
That's too funny!:lolsmile:
jeff w
10-29-2009, 8:37pm
This actually happened to me once. My gf and I were going at it and I was giving it all I had. Guess all the motion stirred up all the alcohol I had consumed, which was a lot of long islands, kamikazes, and sierra nevadas, and my stomach didn't like it. I did make it to the toilet tho.
Neutron
10-29-2009, 8:48pm
This actually happened to me once. My gf and I were going at it and I was giving it all I had. Guess all the motion stirred up all the alcohol I had consumed, which was a lot of long islands, kamikazes, and sierra nevadas, and my stomach didn't like it. I did make it to the toilet tho.

Epic. :cool:
Skia
10-29-2009, 9:00pm
This actually happened to me once. My gf and I were going at it and I was giving it all I had. Guess all the motion stirred up all the alcohol I had consumed, which was a lot of long islands, kamikazes, and sierra nevadas, and my stomach didn't like it. I did make it to the toilet tho.Did you lick it up like the dog in the video?? :skep:
jeff w
10-29-2009, 9:04pm
Did you lick it up like the dog in the video?? :skep:

No I flushed the toilet, rinsed my mouth out, and went back to :hump:
Neutron
10-29-2009, 9:06pm
No I flushed the toilet, rinsed my mouth out, and went back to :hump:

Well played.
Culookin
10-29-2009, 9:22pm
Well played.

:withstupid: Pics or it didn't happen :D :popcorns:
jeff w
10-29-2009, 9:24pm
:withstupid: Pics or it didn't happen :D :popcorns:

:rofl: :rofl:
Munch
10-29-2009, 9:34pm
You got lucky, a lot of girls might have taken that personally.
wwomanC6
10-29-2009, 10:59pm
:withstupid: Pics or it didn't happen :D :popcorns:

You guys are SICK, But Funnnnnyyyy! :roll:
Barn Babe
10-30-2009, 6:01am
Must be the same gene that makes guys think the Three Stooges are funny.
nedih rotaredom
10-30-2009, 6:12am
Must be the same gene that makes guys think the Three Stooges are funny.

Come on now BB..........they are.........nucknucknuck :yesnod:

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/stooges_bush.gif
Dougzilla
10-30-2009, 4:47pm
:above::biglol: That's hilarious !