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MEANZ06
11-20-2013, 12:37am
Got a new phone at work and new #, wife doesn't know. Need suggestions on Texts to F with her... :bigears:
MrPeabody
11-20-2013, 12:40am
Got a new phone at work and new #, wife doesn't know. Need suggestions on Texts to F with her... :bigears:

Tell her you found her number on a bathroom wall at a gas station.:D
FasterTraffic
11-20-2013, 12:46am
Hi, this is <MEANZO6's single friend name>. I was sure you would have left him by now. He doesn't appreciate you and he certainly can't satisfy you. You have to be unhappy. If you feel like messing around a little on the side, I'm here for you.
MrPeabody
11-20-2013, 12:50am
Tell her you keep getting into trouble in Florida so you're moving to California and you want to hook up with her.

Sign it GZ
MEANZ06
11-20-2013, 12:50am
Hi, this is <MEANZO6's single friend name>. I was sure you would have left him by now. He doesn't appreciate you and he certainly can't satisfy you. You have to be unhappy. If you feel like messing around a little on the side, I'm here for you.


:Jeff '79: Not sure I want to go there... :rofl:
FasterTraffic
11-20-2013, 12:52am
:Jeff '79: Not sure I want to go there... :rofl:

The first text message reply is going to be an important one.

:funnier:
Aerovette
11-20-2013, 1:20am
Got a new phone at work and new #, wife doesn't know. Need suggestions on Texts to F with her... :bigears:

"Hey, I see that he's gone. Is now a good time?"
Milton Fox
11-20-2013, 1:26am
Ask her if she left anything at the airport...
RED-85-Z51
11-20-2013, 1:30am
Hi, my name is Jared.

>>Umm, do I know you?

No

>>How did you get this number?

You're out of milk
Kerrmudgeon
11-20-2013, 5:51am
Did you see Breaking Bad with the "other" cell phone? :willy:
Stangkiller
11-20-2013, 6:42am
Cat facts!
NeedSpeed
11-20-2013, 8:14am
Ok, where do I bury the body?
MEANZ06
11-21-2013, 11:04pm
Went with the "Cat facts"... not the greatest but had me in tears after I let in what was up. Keep in mind she doesnt know how to copy and paste with her phone...:Jeff '79:

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/1385092050_zpsdf023455.png

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/1385092068_zps5d7edd1a.png

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/1385092037_zps24e77d58.png

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/1385076730_zpsf0438723.png

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/1385076739_zpsa02ebf81.png

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/1385076736_zps3f68f1cc.png


:Jeff '79: I think I let her off easy in hindsight...

I plan on doing a "Cat Facts" with my daughter in Iowa starting tomorrow... :D
kingpin
11-21-2013, 11:55pm
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh you're gonna be in a big heap of shit buddy!
FasterTraffic
11-21-2013, 11:57pm
Not as good as my suggestion but still pretty funny. :D
Milton Fox
11-22-2013, 12:01am
Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.
Knooger
11-22-2013, 1:53am
That was pretty good, nice work.
carlton_fritz
11-22-2013, 4:41am
Harry, those idiots in the press still haven't found the clause I put in my health care plan that allows us to have Droit du seigneur. This is gonna be great!

B.
island14
11-22-2013, 6:53am
:Jeff '79:

That's GREAT!