Only I could get my "customers" to tip me.

[repo]

Saturday I repo'd a 2007 Mustang from a guy, with 5 k miles on it, and he owes 22 large on it. But according to him, it has "the big 6 " in it.:rolleyes:

Anyway, he is cleaning it out and asked if I wanted 2 free car wash coupons for the local car wash because according to him, "he didn't need them". I guess his S-10 Blazer wouldn't fit.:confused:

Tonight a guy was cleaning out his Saturn and asked if I wanted his 6 pack of Mendocino Bock beer. I said "sure, if my mother raised a fool, it was my brother".

Life is an attitude.:dance:

[DAB]

I found a rock today. Of course having 15 acres of rocky land helps.

[Gina]

:skep: bull, life is a highway.

[Skia]

:skep: bull, life is a highway.And mine just always seems to be closed under construction.....:willy:

[OddBall]

maybe you'll repo a strippers car soon.

[Datawiz]

Get some of our customers to get me some 345-30-19 tires. :D

Like that would ever happen. :lolsmile:

Ever replace a C6 Z06 yet?

[NB2K]

maybe you'll repo a strippers car soon.

"Y'all want this g-string? It ain't hardly stained..."

[snide]

maybe you'll repo a strippers car soon.

If memory serves, I do believe Repo has repo'd a stripper's car.

[Datawiz]

If memory serves, I do believe Repo has repo'd a stripper's car.

Christ, he steals a church van, you can be damned sure he'll steal a hoe's van.

[prospero63]

maybe you'll repo a strippers car soon.

Then he can give her a tip.

[69camfrk]

maybe you'll repo a strippers car soon.

Ain't worth a damn unless the strippers come with it!!!:above:

[JRD77VET]

Get some of our customers to get me some 345-30-19 tires. :D

Like that would ever happen. :lolsmile:

Ever replace a C6 Z06 yet?

Replace it with what?

:leaving:

[NB2K]

If memory serves, I do believe Repo has repo'd a stripper's car.

I've got $20 that says it was nasty, needed gas and at least one major component was broken.

[FRISKY]

"Y'all want this g-string? It ain't hardly stained..."That's just nasty. Yuck.

[Bill]

I've got $20 that says it was nasty, needed gas and at least one major component was broken.

Well, that's great, but what about the car?

[NB2K]

Well, that's great, but what about the car?

Pretty good shape, IIRC.

Tires were freshly rotated and the valve covers had just been Simonized.:lol:

[Datawiz]

Replace it with what?

:leaving:

A Z05? :leaving:

phucking beer.

I meant repossess.

[snide]

A Z05? :leaving:

phucking beer.

I meant repossess.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :leaving:

[Datawiz]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :leaving:

Ok, I meant many phucking beers. :beer:

[jackyl]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/jackyl_c4/CF%20Pics/littlestory.jpg

[Burro (He/Haw)]

:skep: bull, life is a highway.

That song makes me wanna punch a nun.

[C5SilverBullet]

That is what he deserves for buying a V6 Mustang.

[Mike Mercury]

asked if I wanted 2 free car wash coupons for the local car wash

http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/1998-03-03.gif

http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/carwash2.jpg

[Scissors]

Christ, he steals a church van, you can be damned sure he'll steal a hoe's van.

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-1494687308114_2105_5325458

:(

[boracayjohnny]

That is what he deserves for buying a V6 Mustang.

....or maybe owing $22k on a 2007 V6 Mustang.

:willy: