Could you do it? [Archive]

MEC5LADY

01-17-2011, 2:48pm

I was at the gym today on the treadmill eating my chocolate and drinking my coffee when I spied the AED (automatic external defibrillator) on the wall which got me to thinking (scarey I know). If you suddently had severe chest pain, would you put the patches on and if need be press the button if it said you need shocked even though you knew it was going to hurt like hell? :popcorns:

lander

01-17-2011, 2:52pm

Heck yeah...I'd probably shock you two or three times just to be sure.

:D

DJ_Critterus

01-17-2011, 2:53pm

Nope... if it's time to go, let me go. No need to hang around any longer after last call.

Plus I figure if that happens to me in a gym, I'd probably have been staring at a hot hard-body slim with a thong and outfit that looks like it was applied with finger paint.

themonk

01-17-2011, 2:54pm

Beats the alternative.

C5SilverBullet

01-17-2011, 2:55pm

Beats the alternative.

:withstupid:

BarryBum

01-17-2011, 2:57pm

Not possible.
An AED will not shock unless a flat line is detected.

J S Machine

01-17-2011, 2:57pm

I don't know if I could do it to myself but could easily do it to someone else. I've been trained to.

You will most likely be unconscious if you need it anyway

MEC5LADY

01-17-2011, 3:03pm

Not possible.
An AED will not shock unless a flat line is detected.

Not true.

Heck yeah...I'd probably shock you two or three times just to be sure.
:D

Ohhh you're kinky I like it.:above:

Truck Guy

01-17-2011, 3:12pm

Beats the alternative.:yesnod: shock/hurt or death, hmmm... let me see :willy:

mrvette

01-17-2011, 3:13pm

I been bit by SO much HV electric over the decades, I no doubt my personality is altered....just electrifying.....

:hurray::lol:

Ol Timer

01-17-2011, 3:14pm

I'd have to. No one else who knows me would.

lspencer534

01-17-2011, 3:16pm

How is it possible to use it on oneself? If your heart stops, you pass out.

DJ_Critterus

01-17-2011, 3:17pm

Honestly, i think I'd be pissed if I came to and found out one of you mofos saved my ass.

Ol Timer

01-17-2011, 3:19pm

How is it possible to use it on oneself? If your heart stops, you pass out.

You're a lawyer. What do you know about having a heart? :toetap::seeya:

MEC5LADY

01-17-2011, 3:21pm

How is it possible to use it on oneself? If your heart stops, you pass out.

I'm not talking if you flat line it which an AED won't shock on. The reason you want to call 911 first is to get an AED there to shock a shockable rhythm and yes I have seen people awake and coherent that needed to be shocked even had one grab my azz years ago before being shocked.:o_o::o_o::o_o: Hmmmm now I am starting to think that might explain a few things....:leaving:

MEC5LADY

01-17-2011, 3:22pm

You're a lawyer. What do you know about having a heart? :toetap::seeya:

:lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:

mikeg826

01-17-2011, 3:22pm

You're a lawyer. What do you know about having a heart? :toetap::seeya:

lspencer is a lawyer? :confused5: remind me not to call him I get in trouble :leaving:

Sea Six

01-17-2011, 3:22pm

Having been on the business end of a Taser, I'd have to say, eh eh.

Sea Six

01-17-2011, 3:22pm

You're a lawyer. What do you know about having a heart? :toetap::seeya:

:above:

mrvette

01-17-2011, 3:23pm

Having been on the business end of a Taser, I'd have to say, eh eh.

Do tell, WHAT were U doing???

:o_o::toetap:

lander

01-17-2011, 3:24pm

Do tell, WHAT were U doing???

:o_o::toetap:

He was trying to run from the dude that just took it from him.

:leaving:

MEC5LADY

01-17-2011, 3:25pm

lspencer is a lawyer? :confused5: remind me not to call him I get in trouble :leaving:

I'd rather have him in my corner (as long as my back wasn't to him) than the other corner.

Having been on the business end of a Taser, I'd have to say, eh eh.

Pfffft, a taser ain't nothing compared to the shock you can get from "the paddles" :above:

MrPeabody

01-17-2011, 3:25pm

I'm not talking if you flat line it which an AED won't shock on. The reason you want to call 911 first is to get an AED there to shock a shockable rhythm and yes I have seen people awake and coherent that needed to be shocked even had one grab my azz years ago before being shocked.:o_o::o_o::o_o: Hmmmm now I am starting to think that might explain a few things....:leaving:

The whole chaps thing is becoming more clear now.

MEC5LADY

01-17-2011, 3:26pm

The whole chaps thing is becoming more clear now.

:confused5:

J S Machine

01-17-2011, 3:28pm

even had one grab my azz years ago before being shocked.:o_o::o_o::o_o: Hmmmm now I am starting to think that might explain a few things....:leaving:

Well, from what we all understand here, I'm guessing it wasn't something he had to work to catch

:leaving::leaving::leaving:

Sea Six

01-17-2011, 3:29pm

Do tell, WHAT were U doing???

:o_o::toetap:

Getting qualified to carry the damned thing on duty. :(

He was trying to run from the dude that just took it from him.

:leaving:

Score! :o_o:

Pfffft, a taser ain't nothing compared to the shock you can get from "the paddles" :above:

You've got that right!!! It's probably 100,000 times stronger or something like that. That's the reason I wouldn't want to get hooked up to an AED while I was conscious, much less do it myself. :ack:

Sea Six

01-17-2011, 3:30pm

The whole chaps thing is becoming more clear now.

:confused5:

Ya RLY.

:confused: :confused:

MEC5LADY

01-17-2011, 3:31pm

Well, from what we all understand here, I'm guessing it wasn't something he had to work to catch

:leaving::leaving::leaving:

:toetap: Why do you think I go to the gym?

J S Machine

01-17-2011, 3:46pm

I was at the gym today on the treadmill eating my chocolate and drinking my coffee

This is great http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd198/JSMachine/cf%20GIFs/laugh.gif

Sleestak

01-17-2011, 3:47pm

I'd rig it up to the handles on the gazelle or something. Then kick back and wait. :waiting:

lander

01-17-2011, 4:34pm

Pfffft, a taser ain't nothing compared to the shock you can get from "the paddles" :above:

Sorta like a spanking with one helluva happy ending!

DAB

01-17-2011, 5:04pm

nevermind

MAJ Z06

01-17-2011, 5:17pm

Heck yeah, love the pain :)

lspencer534

01-17-2011, 5:21pm

You're a lawyer. What do you know about having a heart? :toetap::seeya:

That's why I'm so damn curious about how the thing works. :leaving:

lspencer534

01-17-2011, 5:22pm

:above:

How does this "Unfriend" thingy work? :toetap:

DJ_Critterus

01-17-2011, 5:26pm

Heck yeah, love the pain :)

Don't you have to pay double for the good pain? :leaving:

Sea Six

01-17-2011, 5:47pm

You're a lawyer. What do you know about having a heart? :toetap::seeya:

:above:

How does this "Unfriend" thingy work? :toetap:

How does this "Unfriend" thingy work? :toetap:

I'm so sorry, I should probably apologize in a whole 'nother thread.

:(

DJ_Critterus

01-17-2011, 5:57pm

I'm so sorry, I should probably apologize in a whole 'nother thread.

:(

Do it over at CF. We're full up of faggotry over here for the day.

MEC5LADY

01-17-2011, 6:06pm

This is great http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd198/JSMachine/cf%20GIFs/laugh.gif

:toetap: What like you don't do the same thing. I have medical issues that require me to need caffeine and chocolate or I will die a slow painful death besides chocolate is heart healthy.:dance:

Sea Six

01-17-2011, 6:07pm

Do it over at CF. We're full up of faggotry over here for the day.

:nutkick:

DAB

01-17-2011, 6:09pm

:toetap: What like you don't do the same thing. I have medical issues that require me to need caffeine and chocolate or I will die a slow painful death besides chocolate is heart healthy.:dance:

were you actually making the treadmill move, or just standing there so you wouldn't be in the way in the aisle between machines? did you bring your snuggie along too? :D

i tried some of those pretzel M&Ms...mmmmm...

MrPeabody

01-17-2011, 6:37pm

Blademaker

01-17-2011, 6:40pm

I wouldn't know where to put the paddles.

Sea Six

01-17-2011, 6:43pm

I do the same thing, but my routine involves beer and no treadmill. :cheers:

I'm pretty adept at the 12 oz curls myself.

:cheers:

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

DAB

01-17-2011, 6:46pm

I'm pretty adept at the 12 oz curls myself.

:cheers:

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

:shots::beerfunnel:

Blademaker

01-17-2011, 6:48pm

I saw a guy drop dead in front of my shop 'bout 6-7 years ago.
The EMT's got there about 30 min later, and they still tried to shock him back.
No go
Buncha dumbasses

OddBall

01-17-2011, 6:53pm

If I keel over, cut a lamp cord if ya got too and stick me with the bare ends, but get a current across muh ticker!

And no grabbin' my ass...

...unless you're MEC5LADY...

...wearin' chaps...

...nuthin' but chaps...

...yeah, that'd work...:D

Blademaker

01-17-2011, 6:55pm

dwjz06

01-17-2011, 6:59pm

Gina

01-17-2011, 7:03pm

I wouldn't know where to put the paddles.

AEDs don't really have paddles like in the hospital crash carts. And there are pictures to show you.:D

Blademaker

01-17-2011, 7:17pm

AEDs don't really have paddles like in the hospital crash carts. And there are pictures to show you.:D

Thats nice to know, Thanks. :rep:

Unless it was somebody I didn't like, then I'd shove 'em down their pants.

Gina

01-17-2011, 7:23pm

FWIW, I wouldn't do it! I've seen a couple of conscious people shocked and they weren't thrilled.:lolsmile: (Yeah, they were glad to be alive.)

Ol Timer

01-17-2011, 7:50pm

Aflac

01-17-2011, 8:00pm

I think I could pull it off... after an upper rib removal (and totally off the drugs less than 2 days after) and being married and divorced 4 times, a high voltage shock looks liek a walk in the park...

ZipZap

01-17-2011, 8:14pm

AEDs don't really have paddles like in the hospital crash carts. And there are pictures to show you.:D

Not only that, but they actually talk you through the procedure.

It's hard to believe that if I was in v-fib I'd have enough time to figure it out and go through the process of finding and using an AED.

snide

01-17-2011, 8:17pm

Sorta like a spanking with one helluva happy ending!

Isn't that how spankings are supposed to end? :confused5:

MEC5LADY

01-17-2011, 8:23pm

were you actually making the treadmill move, or just standing there so you wouldn't be in the way in the aisle between machines? did you bring your snuggie along too? :D

i tried some of those pretzel M&Ms...mmmmm...

:skep: What the treadmill is suppose to move??!!

I wouldn't know where to put the paddles.
If you can push a button, you can use an AED. Once you turn on the AED's button it will tell you everything you need to do.

If I keel over, cut a lamp cord if ya got too and stick me with the bare ends, but get a current across muh ticker!

And no grabbin' my ass...

...unless you're MEC5LADY...

...wearin' chaps...

...nuthin' but chaps...

...yeah, that'd work...:D

Awwww, I'd be honored to grab your azz.:above:

Is that only the dark kind of chocolate or all Gail?:D:lolsmile:

Errrr well ummm studies show it's dark chocolate but with my independent study I have found that all chocolate is heart healthy. :leaving:

69camfrk

01-17-2011, 9:12pm

Holy crap, 6 pages and not one damn request of a pic of you and or other chicks at the gym working out????????? This place is slippin'!!!:leaving:

FRISKY

01-17-2011, 9:36pm

Holy crap, 6 pages and not one damn request of a pic of you and or other chicks at the gym working out????????? This place is slippin'!!!:leaving:And nothing about planes on those treadmills either.

Tossin

01-17-2011, 9:43pm

Errrr well ummm studies show it's dark chocolate but with my independent study I have found that all chocolate is heart healthy. :leaving:

[science geek]:skep:[/science geek]

It also doesn't help that I did my doctoral work on those specific compounds...:leaving:

dwjz06

01-17-2011, 9:43pm

Errrr well ummm studies show it's dark chocolate but with my independent study I have found that all chocolate is heart healthy. :leaving:

I think I see a 12 step program in your future:rofl:

MEC5LADY

01-17-2011, 9:44pm

I think I see a 12 step program in your future:rofl:

There is no twelve step program for chocolate and even if there was I am a lost cause. If I didn't have chocolate, I'd have nothing. The good thing is I don't have to hide it in brown paper bags.:above:

dwjz06

01-17-2011, 9:48pm

There is no twelve step program for chocolate and even if there was I am a lost cause. If I didn't have chocolate, I'd have nothing. The good thing is I don't have to hide it in brown paper bags.:above:
What are you hiding yours in? :D:lolsmile:

MEC5LADY

01-17-2011, 10:08pm

What are you hiding yours in? :D:lolsmile:

Who me hide anything? I am an open book and/or bag so to speak.

DAB

01-17-2011, 10:39pm

Holy crap, 6 pages and not one damn request of a pic of you and or other chicks at the gym working out????????? This place is slippin'!!!:leaving:

Most of us know better than to ask.

I've met MEC5lady, she's very nice.