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...Whitepower...
10-14-2013, 9:26pm
:rofl:


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Frizzle
10-14-2013, 9:32pm
Only problem is that if you have a very long one and it sticks out above the water well ur kinda gonna have probs anyway.

:leaving:

Blademaker
10-15-2013, 10:50am
http://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/33/8233/No-Shit-Sherlock-Lavatory-Mist_47096-l.jpg?v=47096

No Shit, Sherlock - Lavatory Mist (http://www.neatoshop.com/product/No-Shit-Sherlock-Lavatory-Mist)

My wife put this in our down stairs bathroom.
And for a good reason.


Gotta admit............it works..........

C5SilverBullet
10-15-2013, 11:22am
:lol:

onedef92
10-15-2013, 11:27am
Did you know you can light a wooden match, blow it out and the smoke from the stick will completely eliminate doody odor, too? Just don't hold said flame too close to the source of said deadly emissions. :flush:


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c156/TheMadHungarian/flameon2.jpg

Mike Mercury
10-15-2013, 11:54am
http://i.qkme.me/35c11o.jpg

DukeAllen
10-15-2013, 12:04pm
I don't do so bad, but my wife and son...I'd need this for a match...
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3211172/flamethrower-o.gif

ApexOversteer
10-15-2013, 12:21pm
If you eliminate the odor, how does anyone else learn how magnificent your shits are?

OldSarge
10-15-2013, 1:22pm
My s#it don't stink........:rofl:

onedef92
10-15-2013, 2:46pm
If you eliminate the odor, how does anyone else learn how magnificent your shits are?

In our house, it's multiple flushes to evacuate your subs from the tub. :flush:

island14
10-15-2013, 2:50pm
True story.. :yesnod:

Years ago I had a Vietnamese girl friend I lived with named Lua.

One morning while she was brushing her teeth and getting ready for work while I was dropping an Iguana.

She said...

Dats one ting nice about chu Teem.. (Tim)

When you make poo is no stink... :rofl:

DJ_Critterus
10-15-2013, 6:03pm
At work we have a point system for our farts.

Freep = 1 point
Fuzzy fart = 3 points
Floopers = 5 (follow up flooper = 15)
Tro-blow= 10 points
Plotcher = -20 points
Shit = Disqualified

Double points if you crop dust an elevator.

Plotching in an elevator is only a -10 penalty. Shitting in the elevator negates all negative point values. Those two techniques have never been performed in the history of this sport to date (in our group).

island14
10-16-2013, 12:59am
My buddy Vince dropped a wet one on the floor at a K-mart one time...

Poor guy was helplessly standing there with brown stains on his shorts, and all down his legs, above a puddle.. :lol:

He ended up cleaning up a bit with a plastic camouflage pancho he found, and left it on the shelf.. :rofl:

island14
10-16-2013, 1:01am
http://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/33/8233/No-Shit-Sherlock-Lavatory-Mist_47096-l.jpg?v=47096

No Shit, Sherlock - Lavatory Mist (http://www.neatoshop.com/product/No-Shit-Sherlock-Lavatory-Mist)

My wife put this in our down stairs bathroom.
And for a good reason.


Gotta admit............it works..........


:lol: