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Sea Six
10-12-2013, 9:24pm
I just became a Muslim.

I'll say anything you want me to say, Mother Fockers. Just don't make me sign up for that fukkin' Obamacare.

Fukkit. I'm checking the "Yes" box on the 1040 that says "Are you a Muslim?"

You know it's going to be there.

How many other millions do you think will be checking the same box?

Allahu Akbar, Mother ****kers. :seasix:
snide
10-12-2013, 9:31pm
:bacon:
Sea Six
10-12-2013, 9:33pm
I'm not giving that up. :nono:

I aim to be as good a Muslim as I was a Christian.
99 pewtercoupe
10-12-2013, 9:34pm
Did you sign up for all the virgins you are due?
Sea Six
10-12-2013, 9:36pm
Virgins, Schmurgeons.






Just give me a regular surgeon.
JRD77VET
10-12-2013, 9:37pm
Did you sign up for all the virgins you are due?

Copper implants get you there quicker

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/JRD77VET/funnies/WTF/ATT00127.jpg~original
99 pewtercoupe
10-12-2013, 9:38pm
Copper implants get you there quicker

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/JRD77VET/funnies/WTF/ATT00127.jpg~original

Absofukinlutely! :shots:
snide
10-12-2013, 9:40pm
Will you be giving up masturbation and start fu(king goats instead?
Sea Six
10-12-2013, 9:40pm
Yeah.


I'm not really threatening any of you or anything.

With me, it'll be more like, "DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE ISLA aaah, fukk it. What's on TV?"
Sea Six
10-12-2013, 9:41pm
Will you be giving up masturbation and start fu(king goats instead?

Pics of goats?
Jeff '79
10-12-2013, 9:41pm
Will you be giving up masturbation and start fu(king goats instead?

Like he doesn't go both ways already....:lol:
Jeff '79
10-12-2013, 9:44pm
Pics of goats?

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/jeff79/Goat_zps00972404.jpg
99 pewtercoupe
10-12-2013, 9:46pm
Will you be giving up masturbation and start fu(king goats instead?

He and Knooger are gonna tag team so goats
OddBall
10-12-2013, 9:50pm
He and Knooger are gonna tag team so goats

...or vice versa
RED-85-Z51
10-12-2013, 10:22pm
Assalamu Alaykum
Bill
10-12-2013, 10:38pm
Not to send this to the dark side (PR&C), but really, come on, how many folks posting here do not already carry health insurance? I'm betting that SeaSix already has health insurance, so he's not going to even get the chance to claim Muslim status.
Fasglas
10-12-2013, 11:11pm
GET GOING ON GROWING A BEARD...

Cannonball Run - The Sheik - YouTube
DukeAllen
10-12-2013, 11:13pm
It's ACKBAR. Admiral Ackbar to you. Infidel.
http://www.portlandmercury.com/binary/91d1/1253637441-admiral_ackbar.jpg
Torqaholic
10-13-2013, 12:36am
...how many folks posting here do not already carry health insurance? ...

If it's something that everyone else is doing it you can safely bet I am not invovled :D