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...Whitepower...
10-07-2013, 6:00pm
Cliffs..


Friend's mother-in-law gets caught cheating on the father.
Friend's mother-in-law chooses this guy over the father.
Friend's mother-in-law has been getting away with it for 10 years if not longer.
Friend's father-in-law initially wants to save the marriage but says **** it, leave bitch.
Friend's mother-in-law moves out and heads to FL with her side piece.
Friend's sister-in-law's husband cheats on sister-in-law.
Friend's sister-in-law finds out.
Friend's brother-in-law plays the "i'm so distraught i'm gonna commit suicide card" to take the focus off him cheating on his wife.
Friend's brother-in-law let's it leak to his friend that he is going to check out and his buddy miraculously intervenes at a local bridge (troopers show up and all).
Friend's sister-in-law is sympathetic to his unfaithful ass and is more concerned about the suicide than her husband possibly having a dirty dick and want's to take him back.
While all this is happening the mother-in-law takes her side piece's dick out her mouth long enough to rush home from Florida to check on her daughter. Only problem is she has her side piece drop her off at the house (due to her being in such a rush) that she shares with her soon to be Ex and her cheating as quiter of a son-in-law (in-law suite type house), which leads to more drama.

The kicker.... This is the second time the brother-in-law has cheated on the sister-in-law and played the distraught suicide card as a way of getting out of it and the dumb ass bitch is buying into it again.



Sooooo.. You may beg to ask.. How am i such a dick?

When my friend asked me what he should do? I told him to go to the local liquor store and stock up. Also if and when his wife ask's for his opinion on what to do etc, to walk away and just pour another drink or take the dog for a walk because not matter what he say's it ain't gonna be right and she's not gonna want to hear it.:yesnod:

Soooo.. If any of you need my personal advice on your personal issues. I'm gonna tell you from now. Go **** yourself. I got my own shit to deal with and don't got time for your drama.

Happy monday.:cert:

99 pewtercoupe
10-07-2013, 6:04pm
Cliffs..


Friend's mother-in-law gets caught cheating on the father.
Friend's mother-in-law chooses this guy over the father.
Friend's mother-in-law has been getting away with it for 10 years if not longer.
Friend's father-in-law initially wants to save the marriage but says **** it, leave bitch.
Friend's mother-in-law moves out and heads to FL with her side piece.
Friend's sister-in-law's husband cheats on sister-in-law.
Friend's sister-in-law finds out.
Friend's brother-in-law plays the "i'm so distraught i'm gonna commit suicide card" to take the focus off him cheating on his wife.
Friend's brother-in-law let's it leak to his friend that he is going to check out.
Friend's sister-in-law is sympathetic to his unfaithful ass and is more concerned about the suicide than her husband possibly having a dirty dick and want's to take him back.
While all this is happening the mother-in-law takes her side piece's dick out her mouth long enough to rush home from Florida to check on her daughter. Only problem is she has her side piece drop her off at the house (due to her being in such a rush) that she shares with her soon to be Ex and her cheating as quiter of a son-in-law (in-law suite type house), which leads to more drama.

The kicker.... This is the second time the brother-in-law has cheated on the sister-in-law and played the distraught suicide card as a way of getting out of it and the dumb ass bitch is buying into it again.



Sooooo.. You may beg to ask.. How am i such a dick?

When my friend asked me what he should do? I told him to go to the local liquor store and stock up. Also if and when his wife ask's for his opinion on what to do etc, to walk away and just pour another drink or take the dog for a walk because not matter what he say's it ain't gonna be right and she's not gonna want to hear it.:yesnod:.

One of those "Dick if you do, Dick if you don't" situations. I think your advise was appropriate

ApexOversteer
10-07-2013, 6:05pm
Dick?

You're a damn good friend being blunt and speaking nothing but the inevitable truth.

mrvette
10-07-2013, 6:11pm
HEY WP,,,, sounds like a fast forward of my life for almost 50 years now....

get USED to it, you woose....



:rofl::dance::issues:

sanchez
10-07-2013, 6:14pm
You're a dick for writing "cliffs" followed by war and ****ing peace. Jesus balls. Cliffs are supposed to be short.

...Whitepower...
10-07-2013, 6:16pm
Oh i forgot to mention that the grandmother has been hospitalized due to some injury or another and is finally coming to the house this week because she can't be alone during the rehab period. So she will be learning of all this drama first hand in the days to come and my friends wife is going there next weekend to check on the grandmother and will be inserting herself into the drama real time. They live local to me but all the drama is back home in PA.

Funny thing is all he's doing is bitching about not getting any ass because he can't say shit to her because he would be the selfish asshole. :lol:

...Whitepower...
10-07-2013, 6:17pm
You're a dick for writing "cliffs" followed by war and ****ing peace. Jesus balls. Cliffs are supposed to be short.

You should have heard the VM i got when i turned my phone off after my flight from him. :rofl:

OddBall
10-07-2013, 6:17pm
and you give a shit, why?

C5SilverBullet
10-07-2013, 6:18pm
You should forward them this article....
Cheating Survey Finds That People Cheat With People Less Attractive Than Their Spouses (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/02/cheating-study_n_4032035.html)

:D :lol:

...Whitepower...
10-07-2013, 6:21pm
You should forward them this article....
Cheating Survey Finds That People Cheat With People Less Attractive Than Their Spouses (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/02/cheating-study_n_4032035.html)

:D :lol:

1st person i sent it too. He got a chuckle out of it as he's joked about how busted his mother-in-law is in the past and saying that his wife has his dad's genes.:D

C5SilverBullet
10-07-2013, 6:21pm
First person i sent it too. He got a chuckle out of it as he's joked about how busted his mother-in-law is in the past and saying that his wife has his dad's genes.:D

Dude, that is one f'ked up family. :lol:

...Whitepower...
10-07-2013, 6:23pm
and you give a shit, why?

I don't.. It was more of a PSA. :D



Soooo.. If any of you need my personal advice on your personal issues. I'm gonna tell you from now. Go **** yourself. I got my own shit to deal with and don't got time for your drama.


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Fastguy
10-07-2013, 6:33pm
I had a hard time following that, is this all the same family?

...Whitepower...
10-07-2013, 6:34pm
I had a hard time following that, is this all the same family?

Yup...All the wifes side too.

And the best quote.. The wife who is from an upper class family.. "Shit like this doesn't happen to me... I'm not white trash!!":rofl:


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Hoog
10-07-2013, 6:44pm
"Shit like this doesn't happen to me... I'm not white trash!!":rofl:

Well, there you go. Nothing happened to her...

VITE1
10-07-2013, 6:46pm
People suck.

...Whitepower...
10-07-2013, 6:47pm
Well, there you go. Nothing happened to her...

Told him that too. Not her problem/s.

She lives 1k miles away. Don't insert yourself into your families drama. You guys are doing well on your own.

LilRedCorvette
10-07-2013, 6:52pm
BTDT, got the t-shirt, shot glass, and bumper sticker...but lesson learned, I don't get involved in anyone's sheit anymore. In fact, I keep most people at arm's length now, life's much better that way. :seasix:

Had a 'friend' who was a widow for a decade or so, got into the car scene (prob to try and get a man)...that didn't work, so online dating was her next effort. Talks to some guy online and then he wants to come meet her and stay at her house for 2 weeks over the holidays. :wtf:

She asked me for advice about the situation. Let me be clear here - if you want validation, then say so and I'll blow sunshine up your azz if you want...but if you ask me for advice, I will not sugar-coat it for you. I told her that I would be uncomfortable having someone I just 'met' online stay at my home, especially for that length of time.

Well she didn't like my 'advice' (that she asked for), so she stopped talking to me. :Jeff '79: No great loss there. :kimblair:

kingpin
10-07-2013, 6:54pm
cliffs?

pics of panties?

DukeAllen
10-07-2013, 7:34pm
Cliffs:

Friend's in-laws are all cheating a holes.
WP says Fukc off I don't care, don't tell me your problems.

Pics of panties:
WP didn't post any, and I don't want to see him in them.
:leaving:

JRD77VET
10-07-2013, 8:36pm
...... They live local to me but all the drama is back home in PA.

.........

So what part of PA is this train wreck happening? :leaving:

99 pewtercoupe
10-07-2013, 8:41pm
:bigears:So what part of PA is this train wreck happening? :leaving:

...Whitepower...
10-07-2013, 9:10pm
He's from Coatsville... No clue about her.