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NeedSpeed
10-02-2013, 1:33pm
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This Hornet Will Be the Last Thing You See Before You Die (http://gawker.com/this-hornet-will-be-the-last-thing-you-see-before-you-d-1428724767?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)

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It's no secret that Earth has got a lot of problems and, if you live here, you already know that I am talking about wasps. There are so many wasps here. Each one is a problem. According to recent reports out of China, 21 people have died as a result of wasp stings over the past three months in the province of Shaanxi alone. It might be time to just pack up our bags and return to the moons we came from. Might be time to turn Earth over to the wasps.

The wasps that have been killing people aren't just any old wasps. They're thought to be Vespa mandarinia, or, "Asian giant hornets." Asian giant hornets are the largest hornets in the world. They're the Asia of hornets, in fact. The average one grows to 2.2 inches in length, which is small compared to a car but TERRIFYINGLY HUGE when you consider it is a wasp the size of a meatball. If you never want to feel peace again, you can check out an image of four (dead) queen hornets—which are even bigger than workers and males—here, with a hand to give them scale.

This year, the hornet attacks in China have been more frequent than usual; one health official suggested to the AP that warmer temperatures have led to increased breeding among the insects. The mayor of one affected city in Shaanxi announced last week plans to establish a 24-hour emergency response team to combat hornets in light of the recent fatalities. (Wasp season in China runs from May to November.)

Even if you are lucky enough not to die of acute renal failure as a result of Vespa mandarinia's sting, the experience of being being attacked by a swarm of meatball-sized insects (which can travel about 60 miles per day at speeds of nearly 25 mph), sounds, somehow, even more hellish than you would expect. This CNN write-up of survivors' testimonials reads like a catalogue of nightmares:

The more you run, the more they want to chase you," said another victim, whose kidneys were ravaged by the venom.
Earlier this month, 30 people — including 23 primary school children aged between six and eight years — were injured in a hornet attack in Guangxi province, south of Shaanxi. Their teacher, Li Zhiqiang, told his students to hide under tables as he tried to drive away the insects before he lost consciousness.
Doctors counted more than 200 stings on another patient's body.

Last summer, some Asian giant hornets were spotted in Illinois.

Jobaka
10-02-2013, 1:41pm
So, you're suggesting they don't make good pets?

Sea Six
10-02-2013, 1:41pm
I, for one, welcome our new WASP overlords.

VetteBoy1979
10-02-2013, 1:51pm
HECK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT!

RED-85-Z51
10-02-2013, 1:55pm
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JLkdStmKIyk/TU_R7uRBB4I/AAAAAAAAAa8/7OUva5gTE9U/s1600/motivational-animal-bug-wasps.jpg

onedef92
10-02-2013, 1:57pm
Sounds like the premise of the next SyFy Channel original movie of the week....

snide
10-02-2013, 2:00pm
This morning, I vacuumed up a couple of wasps that looked like that. And another one a couple of days ago.

kylebuck
10-02-2013, 2:03pm
kill that shit with fire.

RED-85-Z51
10-02-2013, 2:06pm
Wasps are pure unadulterated EVIL....they serve no purpose beyond causing pain and suffering.

But the lead to alot of laughs when you get to watch some dumbass try to kill a nest the size of a softball, covered in guinea wasps, with some spray....

onedef92
10-02-2013, 2:06pm
http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss311/wolvesrock1001/kill-fire.gif

snide
10-02-2013, 2:07pm
http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss311/wolvesrock1001/kill-fire.gif

Fixed it for you.

GS Ragtop
10-02-2013, 2:13pm
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Nuke_d3c65a_638430.jpg

trewyn15
10-02-2013, 3:49pm
oh shit. we're screwed. nice knowing you all.....kinda.

Blademaker
10-02-2013, 3:56pm
We be fooked........

mrvette
10-02-2013, 4:05pm
Wasps are pure unadulterated EVIL....they serve no purpose beyond causing pain and suffering.

But the lead to alot of laughs when you get to watch some dumbass try to kill a nest the size of a softball, covered in guinea wasps, with some spray....

TWO cans of the brake cleaner from O'Reilly auto parts....the GOOD shit, red/green/black can that smells like oil company product, not some EPA detergent shit......

and I take them focker ON....and guess what,??? I WIN!!!!!!


done it already with many many many nests.....one whiff/shot they dead before they get outta the nest.....


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99 pewtercoupe
10-02-2013, 4:11pm
Last summer, some Asian giant hornets were spotted in Illinois.

Dont worry, the city of Chicago will ban them just like guns....and there wont be any more problems

Burro (He/Haw)
10-02-2013, 4:23pm
http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss311/wolvesrock1001/kill-fire.gif

Use this stuff. :yesnod:
http://www.domyownpestcontrol.com/images/thumbnails4/Drione_7LB_1LB_Bottle_500x500.jpg.thumb_1024x1024.jpg

C5SilverBullet
10-02-2013, 4:30pm
I had a bunch in my pump house this summer, 6 cans of fogger cleaned them right out. F'k those things.

OddBall
10-02-2013, 4:55pm
Got jap hornets that fly into the garage now and then when I have the door open.

Shop vac sucks 'em straight out of the air.
Starting fluid will knock 'em down too. But don't spray that shit inside, it'll give you a headache.

Aerovette
10-02-2013, 5:13pm
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This Hornet Will Be the Last Thing You See Before You Die (http://gawker.com/this-hornet-will-be-the-last-thing-you-see-before-you-d-1428724767?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)

http://worldcarslist.com/images/amc/amc-hornet-sedan/amc-hornet-sedan-06.jpg

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I thought you meant this^^^^ and I was worried because I passed one on my way home.

NeedSpeed
10-02-2013, 6:39pm
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Bucwheat
10-02-2013, 6:42pm
Gotta shot em down wid a rifle.:dance:

Torqaholic
10-02-2013, 6:43pm
Saw some kind of hornet/wasp that large only once. Thought it was a hummingbird at first. Got to about 8 feet before realizing it wasn't a bird. That tip sheet RED posted is good advice. I froze in place until it went around to the other side the bush and backed away slowly... Never went near that bush again :rofl:

DukeAllen
10-02-2013, 7:33pm
Did someone say Hornets?
http://epguides.com/GreenHornet/cast.jpg

sanchez
10-02-2013, 8:24pm
Big glass of nope.

ZipZap
10-02-2013, 9:00pm
:rofl::rofl:Big glass of nope.

RED-85-Z51
10-02-2013, 9:08pm
TWO cans of the brake cleaner from O'Reilly auto parts....the GOOD shit, red/green/black can that smells like oil company product, not some EPA detergent shit......

and I take them focker ON....and guess what,??? I WIN!!!!!!


done it already with many many many nests.....one whiff/shot they dead before they get outta the nest.....


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Back 3-4 years ago when I was at a big shop, we had a new guy starting one day and I put him on a dune buggy/kart diagnostic job, on a kart that had been sitting out bac kfor a few months. WE rolled it up and he got on his kneess behind it to start pulling the carb. I knelt down over it and saw the top of, what appeared to be a paper wasp nest about 8" across...I peered down some and saw it was completely covered in Guinea wasps, probably...about 40 wasps on it...all of them perfectly still, looking at the new guys head which was, about 10" away...

I backed up and called out to him..AL....stop what you are doing...put the tools down and slowly back up...do not move fast. He looked up, saw them and got well away. Then, dumbass decides to grab a can of B12 Chemtool...which with no straw, sprays in a fog pattern. We told him not to..but he didnt listen, he got about 3 feet away...sprayed, and the mist wafted to the enst, which made all the wasps drop down all at once and take flight.

THey ripped his ass up bad, he got stung all over and it was a long time before we could even go near that kart to kill them...