Tell me something I don't already know about you?

[MEC5LADY]

Just like the title says.... tell me something I don't know about you. In case you're wondering, yes I am bored. :popcorns:

[repo]

Well, you already know I am cool, but you didn't know I was good looking too!:dance:

[Loco Vette]

Just like the title says.... tell me something I don't know about you. In case you're wondering, yes I am bored. :popcorns:

I bounce off walls better than expected. :leaving:

[Will]

I like women who are older than me.

:bigwink:

[themonk]

I adore women, love cars and can't stand people's adoration of celebrities.

[Datawiz]

I like popcorn.

[Woody]

I'm going to be a great-granpa next month. :dance:

[99 pewtercoupe]

:thumbs:The six women that report to me all think I am a cupcake because I am so understanding about their needs.

[Loco Vette]

I'm going to be a great-granpa next month. :dance:

:above:

I woulda considered you a so-so granpa but congrats on the promotion! :D

[Vet4jdc]

My "wife" is older than me.......

[VITE1]

I worked my way through college as a Janitor. Even that did not prepare me for all the Shit I deal with in Business.

[neece]

I am good at judging distances....lotta good that does me.

[Sea Six]

I like pie.

[beadist]

I don't know how to ride a horse. I like to feed, pet, and comb them but the thought of riding one scares the s**t out of me.

[JRD77VET]

I'm ambidextrous :willy:

[Blademaker]

I can run up a serious tab at a sushi bar.

[Datawiz]

I can balance a golf club on the tippy top of one finger, over my head, for an unlimited amount of time. Hell, I can do it with a broomstick, baseball bat, just about anything.

I can even balance a golf ball on a tee on the top of a golf club by holding the blade on 1 finger.

[Uncle Pervey]

I am quite possibly the ugliest man alive. :yesnod:

[Ol Timer]

I am completely harmless. I don't necessarily want to be, but...

[lspencer534]

I am the real James Bond.
In HS I was voted "Most Likely to Get the Gas Chamber".
I invented the artificial appendix.
I had a penis reduction.
My brother and I are the only Siamese twins born to different mothers.
I INVITED ANALEATER TO BE A MEMBER OF VB.

[Truck Guy]

I can run up a serious tab at a sushi bar.

:iagree:

Though I love Chinese food more :D

[lspencer534]

I'm ambidextrous :willy:



Damn! I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

[lander]

I'm PUI. :thumbs:

[DAB]

I can sign my name simultaneously with both hands. One normally and one mirror image (like da vinci wrote).

[Datawiz]

I'm PUI. :thumbs:

I'm catching up on you quickly. :beer:

[Datawiz]

I can sign my name simultaneously with both hands. One normally and one mirror image (like da vinci wrote).

Scan and post that shit. :cheers:

[lander]

I'm catching up on you quickly. :beer:

can I dwive yar caw now?

:D

[kapayakapaya]

I've fapped to this thread

[Truck Guy]

I've fapped to this thread

WHOA!!! WAY TOO MUCH INFO!

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t266/Seabee-0878/KirkWhoa.jpg

[Datawiz]

can I dwive yar caw now?

:D

Nope. I'm watching football. :cheers:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I can produce and maintain an erection for three hours. I have 30 girlfriends, and a waiting list for the next 30.

[Datawiz]

I can produce and maintain an erection for three hours. I have 30 girlfriends, and a waiting list for the next 30.

Bullshit unless you post pics of the top 10 of the next 30.

[Ol Timer]

I can produce and maintain an erection for three hours. I have 30 girlfriends, and a waiting list for the next 30.

When I was a kid, I had an Erector Set. I never did anything terribly cool with it. You win!

[JRD77VET]

I can produce and maintain an erection for three hours. I have 30 girlfriends, and a waiting list for the next 30.

When I was a kid, I had an Erector Set. I never did anything terribly cool with it. You win!

Duct tape :rofl:

[MattW]

I have four cats.

[NEVRL8T]

I was pardoned by the governor of Arkansas last year.

[Z06David]

I'm hung

[lspencer534]

I'm hung

Yep...like Einstein, mind of a horse.

[RedLS1GTO]

I have both thrown up and hit a golf ball on 5 continents.

[Defib1961]

The Vette barn isn't the only place I dupe myself.

[MattW]

I have both thrown up and hit a golf ball on 5 continents.

blah blah blah Avatar blah blah blah

:lolsmile:

[Bingo Fuel]

I'm six foot one and I'm tons of fun
and i dress to a t
I got more clothes than muhammad ali
and i dress so viciously
I got bodyguards, I got two big cars
that definitely ain't the whack
I got a Lincoln Continental
and a sunroof Cadillac

[RedLS1GTO]

blah blah blah Avatar blah blah blah

:lolsmile:

That is my plan to keep people from noticing the stupid chit that I say. Apparently it is working.

Seriously, how can you not love Cobie Smulders (Robin on How I Met Your Mother)?!

http://img.listal.com/image/697910/600full-cobie-smulders.jpg

[Jeff '79]

I'm not really African American...If I was, however, I would have called in sick on Monday.....:afrocool:

[99 pewtercoupe]

So the OP throws this baited hook out in OT and three hours later she hasn't responded to any of the posts. Did she go out for chocolate or something?:D

[Gozar]

I don't like raw tomatoes but I will eat salsa like it is my last meal.

[MattW]

Seriously, how can you not love Cobie Smulders (Robin on How I Met Your Mother)?!

She is, physically, one of the cutest, prettiest, most adorable girls EVER.

But I watched her do an interview on Letterman one night a couple of years ago, and she came across as dumb as a mackerel, and not in a "cute dumb" way.

Maybe she's just bad at interviews?

[RedLS1GTO]

But I watched her do an interview on Letterman one night a couple of years ago, and she came across as dumb as a mackerel, and not in a "cute dumb" way.

Maybe she's just bad at interviews?

She's Canadian. That should explain most of it. :D

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p90/botch1980/Robin.gif

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I'm six foot one and I'm tons of fun
and i dress to a t
I got more clothes than muhammad ali
and i dress so viciously
I got bodyguards, I got two big cars
that definitely ain't the whack
I got a Lincoln Continental
and a sunroof Cadillac

well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp
the women fight for my delight
but im the grandmaster with the three mcs
that shock the house for the young ladies
and when you come inside, into the front
you do the freak, spank, and do the bump
and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point

[acevette2001]

I once stepped off the bow of a 23' ski boat onto the beach of Avalon, Catalina Island after crossing the channel at 3am

[Dan-O]

I'm naked.

[MEC5LADY]

So the OP throws this baited hook out in OT and three hours later she hasn't responded to any of the posts. Did she go out for chocolate or something?:D

I kept waiting for some big tidbit of information but it was slow coming so I opted to go to the gym and work on my azz. No chocolate was consumed or destroyed during that time but afterwards was a different story.
So, carry on with educating me on what I don't know about VB members....:popcorns:

[RedLS1GTO]

...so I opted to go to the gym and work on my azz...

Pics of azz... and other random (female) azzes at gym?

[Aerovette]

I sing in a band, but since you don't know me, I pretty much could have said anything.:D

[high desert]

I love gin martinis....hic.......

[navyndi2]

I'm still single and seerching

[J S Machine]

I can draw pretty damn good.

[99 pewtercoupe]

I kept waiting for some big tidbit of information but it was slow coming so I opted to go to the gym and work on my azz. No chocolate was consumed or destroyed during that time but afterwards was a different story.
So, carry on with educating me on what I don't know about VB members....:popcorns:

With your rep I find it hard to believe no chocolate was consumed or destroyed. :D

[Blademaker]

I once aspired to be a minister.

[RedLS1GTO]

I once aspired to be a minister.

I once aspired to do a minister's daughter. :leaving:

[Blademaker]

I once aspired to do a minister's daughter. :leaving:

I did a ministers daughter
:leaving:

[jackyl]

All bullshit aside.... I really am an ordained minister and have my pastoral license.

serious

[Blademaker]

All bullshit aside.... I really am an ordained minister and have my pastor license.

serious

Wow....Truly impressed. :yesnod:

[MEANZ06]

All bullshit aside.... I really am an ordained minister and have my pastor license.

serious

:cheers:

im really a lesbian trapped in a mans body...

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/gif%20files/lesbiankiss.gif

:D

[RedLS1GTO]

I did a ministers daughter
:leaving:

Yep... I did too! :dance:

She was my first girlfriend (not counting the holding hands Jr. High type). Ahhhh... memories.

[jackyl]

Wow....Truly impressed. :yesnod:

I can park for free in most pay lots because of it too. :rofl:

[RedLS1GTO]

All bullshit aside.... I really am an ordained minister and have my pastor license.

serious

Any daughters? :willy:



Sorry... couldn't help it. :slap:

[jackyl]

Any daughters? :willy:



Sorry... couldn't help it. :slap:

1 ex-step daughter. She's 16 tho.

[MEANZ06]

1 ex-step daughter. She's 16 tho.

pics? :leaving:

[wesmigletz]

I got shot before. Some sucker pointed a gun at me, and I told him he better fuhqin use it, and he shot me in the leg.

[RedLS1GTO]

1 ex-step daughter. She's 16 tho.

Need pics in about 2 years.

[RedLS1GTO]

I got shot before. Some cocksucker pointed a gun at me, and I told him he better fuhqin use it, and he shot me in the leg.


Shot you in the leg?!?! Is that where he was aiming?? :lolsmile:

[wesmigletz]

Shot you in the leg?!?! Is that where he was aiming?? :lolsmile:

He was just talkin shet, so I extended my arms, and spun around. When I did, he shot me in the back of my lower calf... said he was aimin for my azz.

[oyealiz]

I graduated from high school when I was 16.

[73sbVert]

I've been shot at before.

I've never taken any classes in mechanics yet I'm restifying my Vette by myself. Except for the body work. That shit is hard! I'll let somebody else do that!

I have a degree in electrical engineering, going for my master's this year.


Anything else you wanna know lady????!!!!!

[NeedSpeed]

blah blah blah Avatar blah blah blah

:lolsmile:

I took the pic of mine. :D

[wesmigletz]

I took the pic of mine. :D

Me too... but DataWiz did the rest.

[BMWBiker]

Had few female CFOT posters in my hotel room, at couple of CI's:D

[NeedSpeed]

Had few female CFOT posters in my hotel room, at couple of CI's:D

Posters? You should try the real thing. :leaving:

[BMWBiker]

Posters? You should try the real thing. :leaving:

Ok, members then:kick:

[Kevin_73]

Ok, members then:kick:

If the "female" CFOT posters had "members" then I seriously doubt that they were really "female". Forum name must have been Panzermunch. :rofl:

[Kevin_73]

Just like the title says.... tell me something I don't know about you. In case you're wondering, yes I am bored. :popcorns:

My "thing" is bigger than you expected... Oh wait, you already knew that. :D

[Crowvet]

I never fart in bed.:nono:

[NeedSpeed]

How would you know?

[GEODON]

I've masturbated in a mobile gas station bathroom before.

[Crowvet]

I've masturbated in a mobile gas station bathroom before.
So, I've pumped Ethyl at a Mobile gas station before.

[Sneaks]

So, I've pumped Ethyl at a Mobile gas station before.

Did Fred, Ricky, and Lucy join in or just watch? :D

No one knows anything about me....:leaving:

[Crowvet]

Did Fred, Ricky, and Lucy join in or just watch? :D

No one knows anything about me....:leaving:

Ricky said I wanna watch, so I said ok dammit stand over there and when I,m done I,ll buy you one.

[Me2]

I once had 10 piercings at one time but now I only have 9.

[MEC5LADY]

Pics of azz... and other random (female) azzes at gym?

You'll have to ask Oyealiz for those pics.

With your rep I find it hard to believe no chocolate was consumed or destroyed. :D

Well from the time I made the thread on none was consumed but I never said anything about what transpired in the morning.:D

[Mr Hole]

You'll have to ask Oyealiz for those pics.


Not necessarily.....



http://www.phoenixglassart.com/images/hounet/Gails_ass.JPG

[Jeff '79]

I could get to like Texas...:D

[VatorMan]

I can run up a serious tab at a sushi bar.

That was gonna be my report.:above:

[Aflac]

At one time, I was the youngest person ever to work on the stealth bomber. 18 yrs, 5 months and 12 days.

I'm sure someone else has that record now.

[kylebuck]

Im not nearly as stupid as I come across on the internet.

[MEC5LADY]

Not necessarily.....


Oye I should have known....:kick::slap:

[OddBall]

At one time, I was the youngest person ever to work on the stealth bomber. 18 yrs, 5 months and 12 days.

I'm sure someone else has that record now.

It had a McDonalds on board?

[Aflac]

Nope, I went in the Air Force @ 18 years old. First Duty assignment was Whiteman AFB, Mo. I spent 12 years there, then came south to Texas.

[Mr Hole]

Oye I should have known....:kick::slap:

:above:

[MEC5LADY]

:above:

I don't even want to know what else you got.:o_o::leaving:

[truckindj]

i had a interview with the CIA when i graduated

[...Whitepower...]

Used to work for Skip Barber.

[themonk]

:cheers:

im really a lesbian trapped in a mans body...

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/gif%20files/lesbiankiss.gif

:D

Hey, I seen your avatar on a Post Pics Of Your Wife porn site you pervert. :nono:

[RxCritical]

I've spent over two and a half years of my life underwater (cumulative).
:willy::willy:

[Bill]

I've masturbated in a mobile gas station bathroom before.

I'm not quite sure how this works. Does the gas station remove their gas tanks and gas pumps, then set up at a new location every once in a while, kind of like a MASH unit?


As to the first part, well, I'm pretty sure I know how THAT works.

[73sbVert]

I'm not quite sure how this works. Does the gas station remove their gas tanks and gas pumps, then set up at a new location every once in a while, kind of like a MASH unit?


As to the first part, well, I'm pretty sure I know how THAT works.

Maybe he meant a gas station in Mobile, AL?? :D

[MattW]

I once had 10 piercings at one time but now I only have 9.

Did you lose an appendage?

[bsmith]

I took the ACT test in 6th grade and scored well enough to get into most state colleges. :lolsmile: