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lspencer534
09-29-2013, 7:25pm
The word has come down to clean up your language:

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/57363-vbulletin-ot-psa.html

I'm going to be taking azz and kicking names to be sure you do this. Misspewl some lords to make us look decent. Saying pass is a faux pis, got it? And don't say you got a piece last night; you got peace last might. See what a difference that makes?

Others: You got a lard-on. Her putty was tight. She gave you a wand-job. The meaning is clear, but the words aren't offensive. Who wants to read "blow jobs" when blew gobs works? Bott sox is every bit as effective as b*tt s*x.

That brings up a good point: Use aster*cks. Say "Her little p**** d****** my c*** of every l*** d*** of c**. Is there anyone who wouldn't understand that? Of course not...but it isn't crude. We, VBOTers, are a sophisticated bunch. Let's start acting like it. Capiss?

jda67gta
09-29-2013, 7:44pm
Got it the first time. Thanks.

Sea Six
09-29-2013, 7:50pm
*cork soakers

lspencer534
09-29-2013, 7:53pm
*cork soakers

Good job! Not a wand-job, mind you. Nope....

MrPeabody
09-29-2013, 7:55pm
As I sit here on the west coast watching the alcohol take effect sweeping across the time zones...

snide
09-29-2013, 7:56pm
Capiss?

*cat piss

Bill
09-29-2013, 8:03pm
As I sit here on the west coast watching the alcohol take effect sweeping across the time zones...


Based upon that, you should have some notice and a little time to prepare for the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

Blademaker
09-29-2013, 8:06pm
As I sit here on the west coast watching the alcohol take effect sweeping across the time zones...

And I sit here on the East coast......Here, hold my beer,.....watch this.....

DukeAllen
09-29-2013, 8:07pm
http://i.qkme.me/3qpnya.jpg

lspencer534
09-29-2013, 8:08pm
As I sit here on the west coast watching the alcohol take effect sweeping across the time zones...

That is so beautiful...:cry:

Milton Fox
09-29-2013, 8:11pm
Huck ewe - sleep plucker! :cheers:

MrPeabody
09-29-2013, 8:25pm
I'm gonna start catching up.:seasix:

Blademaker
09-29-2013, 8:33pm
Makers on ice is gewd......:shots:

OddBall
09-29-2013, 9:00pm
You're going to be taking it up the ass? Seriously?

Ohhhh, taking ass and kicking names. Sorry, my bad.

carry on.

Entropy
09-29-2013, 9:59pm
*cork soakers
Soaking the Cork SNL - YouTube

Craig
09-29-2013, 10:47pm
I think I need a chart.

Sea Six
09-30-2013, 2:17am
Shut the front door!

island14
09-30-2013, 2:30am
As I sit here on the west coast watching the alcohol take effect sweeping across the time zones...



For the record... my time zone is 12 hours ahead of eastern time. :seasix:

And no I do NOT drink in the mornings.. :datawiz:


:cert:

DukeAllen
09-30-2013, 6:31am
You sleep in, in the mornings? :D

Bucwheat
09-30-2013, 6:36am
Chit happens,shut the puck up now.

Sneaks
09-30-2013, 6:41am
The word has come down to clean up your language:

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/57363-vbulletin-ot-psa.html

I'm going to be taking azz and kicking names to be sure you do this. Misspewl some lords to make us look decent. Saying pass is a faux pis, got it? And don't say you got a piece last night; you got peace last might. See what a difference that makes?

Others: You got a lard-on. Her putty was tight. She gave you a wand-job. The meaning is clear, but the words aren't offensive. Who wants to read "blow jobs" when blew gobs works? Bott sox is every bit as effective as b*tt s*x.

That brings up a good point: Use aster*cks. Say "Her little p**** d****** my c*** of every l*** d*** of c**. Is there anyone who wouldn't understand that? Of course not...but it isn't crude. We, VBOTers, are a sophisticated bunch. Let's start acting like it. Capiss?

Would that be Makers Mark or Kentucky Gentleman? Straight or on the rocks sir?
:D

Sneaks
09-30-2013, 6:42am
http://i.qkme.me/3qpnya.jpg

:rofl::rofl: