Need ideas

[carlton_fritz]

for a nuisance dog the neighbor lets run loose. It was in our drive barking just after midnight last night. It does it's business in every yard but it's own. The owner knows when the pound is open and lets it loose after they are gone and you cannot get hold of them to come get the dog. I'd like to drive it to the next state over, but it's not going in my car.

[MrPeabody]

Focus your revenge efforts on the owner, not the dog.

[lspencer534]

Here's what to do about the barking: Put the dog in your back yard and see how the owner likes it. :leaving:

[Bucwheat]

Animal control will put a trap out in your yard,at least they will in my county.

[justind]

Call the 5-oh, put a shock collar on it, or get a bigger angrier ill tempered dog and let it out at night to clean up.

[carlton_fritz]

Focus your revenge efforts on the owner, not the dog.
The owner is the child of the Mayor.

[carlton_fritz]

Call the 5-oh, put a shock collar on it, or get a bigger angrier ill tempered dog and let it out at night to clean up.
Police won't do anything but tell us to call animal control.

[justind]

ethylene glycol

[MrPeabody]

The owner is the child of the Mayor.

All the more reason to go after him. And still not a reason to go after the dog.

Speak to the mayor and ask him if he wants this all over the internet and in a letter to the editor in the newspaper.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Don't fuk with the dog. Ain't his fault his owners are idiots.

[MrPeabody]

ethylene glycol

It will be hard to get the owner to drink that.

[justind]

It will be hard to get the owner to drink that.

Somebody's poisoned the water hole. (Sheriff Woody, Toy Story)

[OddBall]

airsoft or bb gun.

just sting him

[78SA]

I already hit it once with my car.

[JRD77VET]

for a nuisance dog the neighbor lets run loose. It was in our drive barking just after midnight last night. It does it's business in every yard but it's own. The owner knows when the pound is open and lets it loose after they are gone and you cannot get hold of them to come get the dog. I'd like to drive it to the next state over, but it's not going in my car.

Focus your revenge efforts on the owner, not the dog.

The owner is the child of the Mayor.

Collect the doggie "gifts" in a long handled shovel and return them to rightful owner. I highly suggest flinging them onto the side of his house. :yesnod:


Don't fuk with the dog. Ain't his fault his owners are idiots.

:iagree: 100% Not the dog's fault he wasn't taught good manner by his idiot owners :slap:

[DukeAllen]

Cage him and take him to a new home with nicer owners.

[carlton_fritz]

Focus your revenge efforts on the owner, not the dog.

Don't fuk with the dog. Ain't his fault his owners are idiots.

Collect the doggie "gifts" in a long handled shovel and return them to rightful owner. I highly suggest flinging them onto the side of his house. :yesnod:




:iagree: 100% Not the dog's fault he wasn't taught good manner by his idiot owners :slap:
But when it's a cat it's ok to kill the cat? :kick:

[island14]

It sounds like you need some hungry Filipino Neighbors....

[kylebuck]

The owner is the child of the Mayor.

As a dog lover, it is difficult for these types of things, but .... shit in a bag, and light it on his front porch... ring the door bell...
an when he answers he will stomp it out.
He will look around all pissed off , and thats when you hit him with a shovel.

[island14]

My neighbors dog was a real asshole, it only wanted to drop turds in my yard, and always in my grass.

Dig through the trash for diapers daily, always yapping all nite long..


I hated that dog! :toetap:



Talking to the owner did no good at all, he suggest I put up a fence.

I suggested he buy a rope so he could keep it tied to a tree in his yard, sounds cheaper to me... :island14:


Finally it was resolved by a mutual friend that was planning a cookout. :D


Happy smiling dog owner on the left.. and it only cost me 100 peso.
(about $2 and fifty cent)

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Dog-Deal.JPG

[island14]

As a dog lover, it is difficult for these types of things, but .... shit in a bag, and light it on his front porch... ring the door bell...
an when he answers he will stomp it out.
He will look around all pissed off , and thats when you hit him with a shovel.

:rofl: