Cold woody: Man threatened with arrest for snowman

[lander]

Police blotter: Union snowman has its offending parts removed


Published: Saturday, January 15, 2011 at 3:15 a.m.
Last Modified: Friday, January 14, 2011 at 10:05 p.m.
Union County Sheriff's Office


A snowman with male genitalia got a frigid reception from a sheriff's deputy on Wednesday.

According to an incident report labeled “obscene materials,” a deputy responded to a Buffalo-West Springs Highway home “in reference to a snowman with obscene body parts.” The male genitalia on the snowman had been dyed pink.
The resident told the officer that he believed he could display the snowman with the genitalia because it was on private property.
The deputy told the resident that if he didn't remove the pink parts, he could be arrested.
According to the report, the resident removed the offending parts.

[Blademaker]

If the offending genitalia were on a snowman,shouldn't they be painted blue?

[F40]

some people like to get a rise out others:leaving:

[DJ_Critterus]

If the offending genitalia were on a snowman,shouldn't they be painted blue?

That show's effort and determination on his part if he paints the carrot and accompanying walnut sack blue. Personally, i think the man should get an award. Had he done this in an art gallery he'd probably be rewarded with a shit ton of $$$ for mediocre work.

He should get a blue ribbon at eh least (no pun).

[78SA]

:lolsmile:

[Bill]

(That) sounds like a hack job to me.

[DJ_Critterus]

(That) sounds like a hack job to me.

At least it's not a whack job..... :leaving:

[Bill]

At least it's not a whack job..... :leaving:

Well, it probably was going to be, before the heat (pun intended) showed up.


This event will probably be depicted on the newest cop drama, South Pole Vice.

[Woody]

:toetap:

[snide]

:toetap:

You wanted pics of genitalia, didn't you?

[Woody]

You wanted pics of genitalia, didn't you?

:stfu::troll::rolleyes::nutkick::deli: