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onedef92
09-19-2013, 9:15am
Pa. Man Charged With DUI on Riding Lawn Mower

MURRYSVILLE, Pa. September 19, 2013

A western Pennsylvania man has been charged with driving drunk while carrying an open can of beer — on a riding lawn mower.

Murrysville police say they found 55-year-old Thomas Marrone driving the mower along a road just before 1:30 a.m. Aug. 30.

Police say Marrone smelled of alcohol and had an open can of Coors Light beer in the mower's storage compartment. They say he told them he was driving to his Murrysville home — some 6.4 miles away.

Marrone didn't immediately return a phone message left at his home Thursday, and online court records don't list an attorney for him. He faces a preliminary hearing Tuesday on charges including driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license.

simpleman68
09-19-2013, 9:19am
Related to this guy? :funnier:
Scott

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNPxIibhcKY

Bill
09-19-2013, 12:06pm
Pa. Man Charged With DUI on Riding Lawn Mower

MURRYSVILLE, Pa. September 19, 2013

A western Pennsylvania man has been charged with driving drunk while carrying an open can of beer — on a riding lawn mower.

Murrysville police say they found 55-year-old Thomas Marrone driving the mower along a road just before 1:30 a.m. Aug. 30.

Police say Marrone smelled of alcohol and had an open can of Coors Light beer in the mower's storage compartment. They say he told them he was driving to his Murrysville home — some 6.4 miles away.

Marrone didn't immediately return a phone message left at his home Thursday, and online court records don't list an attorney for him. He faces a preliminary hearing Tuesday on charges including driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license.

As if charging the guy with DWI wasn't a dick move enough, charging him with driving on a suspended license, too? If I was the guy charged (no pun intended) with prosecuting that guy for driving a lawnmower with a suspended license, I'd be embarrassed walking into court. That guy should fight all the charges at trial. Surely there will be at least one person like me on the jury that will say, "WTF?!, Why am I here for this nonsense?" Then vote not guilty and send him home.