mrvette
09-16-2013, 6:24pm
The Chauffeur
A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass,
two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain
around his neck; walked into the local welfare office
to pick up his check.
He marched up to the counter and said,"Hi. You know,
I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job..
I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting
something for nothing."
The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing
is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his 2013 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will
supply all of your clothes."
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her
overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say
but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment
to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said,"You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well...
You started it." ......
:rofl::rofl:
A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass,
two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain
around his neck; walked into the local welfare office
to pick up his check.
He marched up to the counter and said,"Hi. You know,
I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job..
I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting
something for nothing."
The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing
is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his 2013 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will
supply all of your clothes."
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her
overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say
but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment
to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said,"You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well...
You started it." ......
:rofl::rofl: