Confucius Say.....

[NCC-1701]

Confucius Say..........





Confucius Say: It's OK to let a fool kiss you;

but don't let a kiss fool you.



Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs

for downstairs merchandise.



Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover

than love a loser.



Confucius Say: A drunken man's words

are a sober man's thoughts.



Confucius Say: Marriage is like a bank account.

You put it in,

you take it out,

and you lose interest.



Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland ...

A one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.



Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have than

to have the mate you do not want.



Confucius Say: A joke is like sex.

Neither is any good if you don't get it. :D

[wwomanC6]

:lol:

[Sea Six]

Man who go to sleep in street wake up with that run-down feeling.

[vtelvr]

Confucius say:

Man who stands on toilet high on pot.

Rape not possible. Man with pants down can't run as fast as women with skirt up.

Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with stinky finger.