GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!

[island14]

Knooger gets full credit for finding this Jewel.... :seasix:

:cert:


GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS! - Epic Australian Man Arrested - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pEsZkTTgydc)




:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NavyC5]

Australian...wonder if he was drunk :rofl:

[OddBall]

"are you ready to receive my limp penis?" :funnier: :funnier: :funnier:

[DukeAllen]

I'm waiting for the sequel "Get your dick out of my ass!" said to his cell mate. :leaving:

[mrvette]

Apparently this guy died in 2003. He was an ex-chef who was infamous in Australia for going to expensive restaurants and then refusing to pay. It won't let me paste the link to the story, but here's an excerpt:The above video, originally filmed in 1988, has been doing the rounds online.It shows former chef Paul Charles Dozsa being bundled into a police car after pulling his restaurant runner’ trick of ordering an expensive meal at a hotel before claiming he cannot afford to pay.



Posted in the comments section not long ago.....

[Jeff '79]

I heard this on the radio a few days ago and :rofl::rofl: my ass off.
They put GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS! on a loop and played it over and over...
I was crying laughing in the car on the way to work.. :lol:

[Yerf Dog]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!

I have never said this.

[Jeff '79]

I have never said this.

Me neither! :rofl::rofl:

[DukeAllen]

I have never said this.

So when you go to San Fran you just go with the flow?:lol:

[FasterTraffic]

So when you go to San Fran you just go with the flow?:lol:

When in Rome...

:leaving:

[Bill]

I have never said this.

You must not fly much.

http://media.boreme.com/post_media/2010/tsa-touching-sensitive-areas.jpg

[Bill]

Apparently this guy died in 2003. He was an ex-chef who was infamous in Australia for going to expensive restaurants and then refusing to pay. It won't let me paste the link to the story, but here's an excerpt:The above video, originally filmed in 1988, has been doing the rounds online.It shows former chef Paul Charles Dozsa being bundled into a police car after pulling his restaurant runner’ trick of ordering an expensive meal at a hotel before claiming he cannot afford to pay.



Posted in the comments section not long ago.....

If true, the guy really deserved to get pulled behind the restaurant and have the crap beat out of him....repeatedly. What he allegedly did is no different than shoplifting from a retail store.

[Kerrmudgeon]

It would have been weirder if it was "Get your hands off my hard penis!":rofl:

[VITE1]

Apparently this guy died in 2003. He was an ex-chef who was infamous in Australia for going to expensive restaurants and then refusing to pay. It won't let me paste the link to the story, but here's an excerpt:The above video, originally filmed in 1988, has been doing the rounds online.It shows former chef Paul Charles Dozsa being bundled into a police car after pulling his restaurant runner’ trick of ordering an expensive meal at a hotel before claiming he cannot afford to pay.



Posted in the comments section not long ago.....

If true, the guy really deserved to get pulled behind the restaurant and have the crap beat out of him....repeatedly. What he allegedly did is no different than shoplifting from a retail store.

:iagree:

He was convicted 54 times for restaurant running.

[DJ_Critterus]

:rofl: I see that you know your judo well :rofl:

[island14]

I have never said this.

Thank God!.... :rofl:

[island14]

Australian...wonder if he was drunk :rofl:

His accent sounds more like a Pommy! but damn this guy was funny... :rofl:

[island14]

:rofl: I see that you know your judo well :rofl:


:iagree:


:rofl:

[DJ_Critterus]

I have never said this.

even in the men's room, too, huh? :ack:

[American Made]

:rofl: He could have been a comedian.

[island14]

You must not fly much.

http://media.boreme.com/post_media/2010/tsa-touching-sensitive-areas.jpg

:rofl:


:iagree:

The last time they still wanted to feel me up.... even after the EX-Ray...

Dude says

"I'm just using the back of my hands for this"

Me...

"you do know I just went through your EX-Ray machine right?" :island14:

[DukeAllen]

:rofl:


:iagree:

The last time they still wanted to feel me up.... even after the EX-Ray...

Dude says

"I'm just using the back of my hands for this"

Me...

"you do know I just went through your EX-Ray machine right?" :island14:

Was he a better kisser than the machine?

[99 pewtercoupe]

Australian...wonder if he was drunk :rofl:

Using Australian & drunk in the same sentence is being redundant!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

And lest anyone get their knickers in a twist over that statement, my father's family came to the US from Australia in early 1900s. :cert::cert::cert: