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Bill
09-02-2013, 6:39pm
Ania Lisewska, Polish Woman, Wants To Have Sex With 100,000 Men


The Huffington Post | By David Moye Posted: 08/29/2013 8:24 am EDT | Updated: 08/30/2013 2:09 pm EDT


Ania Lisewska, 21, claims she is going to attempt to have sex with 100,000 in every country in the world.


It's good to have a goal in life, but the one purportedly expressed by a woman in Warsaw, Poland, may be a stretch.

Ania Lisewska, 21, is allegedly attempting to travel to every city in the world so she can have sex with at least 100,000 men for 20 minutes each.

"I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men," she said, according to the Austrian Times. "In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill."

The supposed sex marathon allegedly began last month in Warsaw, according to her Facebook page, and she hopes to have her way across Poland before moving to other countries.

So far, she's had sex with 284 men, according to Fakt.pl and didn't let the fact she has a serious boyfriend stop her.

He told the Polish language website he was "not thrilled" with her unusual hobby, but had no choice and "had to come to terms" with it.

Her Facebook page currently only has slightly more than 9,000 likes, but Lisewska is allegedly attempting to attract potential partners by setting up a website where they can register and kept apprised of her current activities.




The story raises eyebrows for a number of reasons. First, Lisewska's website isn't working properly except for the front page.

In addition, she has not responded to media requests.

Then there is the nature of the quest itself. Having sex with 100,000 people for 20 minutes each would take a person more than 3.8 years -- and that's only if they went at it day and night without breaks for sleep, food or personal hygiene.

Lisewska claims she is planning her sexual encounters to take place on weekends, which would stretch out the time frame considerably -- up to nearly 20 years, according to one Polish website.

Another reason to be skeptical: Many of the media stories about Lisewska suggest she is attempting to get her erotic efforts recognized by Guinness World Records. The organization has never adjudicated sexually-oriented records.

Lisewska is now claiming to be the victim of foul play on her Facebook page. She claims it was hacked by someone who posted she had AIDS, which she denied by posting test results on the page.

But even if Lisewska is on the level and her motives are pure as the driven snow, the stories of guys who've been ripped off by "women" claiming to offer free sex or love are legion. Ask Manti T'eo, the football player who didn't realize his Internet girlfriend was actually a male friend.

Or take Nazario Cruz and Jose Urias, who were arrested earlier this month for allegedly pretending to be a young woman whose fantasy was to have sex while rolling around in cold hard cash. The deceptive duo allegedly arranged to meet the guys and would then rob them.


She wants at least 20 minute each, so some of us will have to step up our game a little bit.

DAB
09-02-2013, 6:42pm
100,000 / 365 days / 20 years = 13+ per day.

Milton Fox
09-02-2013, 6:43pm
20 minutes...I'm out...

C5SilverBullet
09-02-2013, 6:44pm
http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/40/8c/dc/z14453824Q,Anna-Lisewska-.jpg

Blademaker
09-02-2013, 6:45pm
Ania Lisewska, Polish Woman, Wants To Have Sex With 100,000 Men


The Huffington Post | By David Moye Posted: 08/29/2013 8:24 am EDT | Updated: 08/30/2013 2:09 pm EDT


Ania Lisewska, 21, claims she is going to attempt to have sex with 100,000 in every country in the world.


It's good to have a goal in life, but the one purportedly expressed by a woman in Warsaw, Poland, may be a stretch.

Ania Lisewska, 21, is allegedly attempting to travel to every city in the world so she can have sex with at least 100,000 men for 20 minutes each.

"I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men," she said, according to the Austrian Times. "In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill."

The supposed sex marathon allegedly began last month in Warsaw, according to her Facebook page, and she hopes to have her way across Poland before moving to other countries.

So far, she's had sex with 284 men, according to Fakt.pl and didn't let the fact she has a serious boyfriend stop her.

He told the Polish language website he was "not thrilled" with her unusual hobby, but had no choice and "had to come to terms" with it.

Her Facebook page currently only has slightly more than 9,000 likes, but Lisewska is allegedly attempting to attract potential partners by setting up a website where they can register and kept apprised of her current activities.




The story raises eyebrows for a number of reasons. First, Lisewska's website isn't working properly except for the front page.

In addition, she has not responded to media requests.

Then there is the nature of the quest itself. Having sex with 100,000 people for 20 minutes each would take a person more than 3.8 years -- and that's only if they went at it day and night without breaks for sleep, food or personal hygiene.

Lisewska claims she is planning her sexual encounters to take place on weekends, which would stretch out the time frame considerably -- up to nearly 20 years, according to one Polish website.

Another reason to be skeptical: Many of the media stories about Lisewska suggest she is attempting to get her erotic efforts recognized by Guinness World Records. The organization has never adjudicated sexually-oriented records.

Lisewska is now claiming to be the victim of foul play on her Facebook page. She claims it was hacked by someone who posted she had AIDS, which she denied by posting test results on the page.

But even if Lisewska is on the level and her motives are pure as the driven snow, the stories of guys who've been ripped off by "women" claiming to offer free sex or love are legion. Ask Manti T'eo, the football player who didn't realize his Internet girlfriend was actually a male friend.

Or take Nazario Cruz and Jose Urias, who were arrested earlier this month for allegedly pretending to be a young woman whose fantasy was to have sex while rolling around in cold hard cash. The deceptive duo allegedly arranged to meet the guys and would then rob them.

Fixt

MrPeabody
09-02-2013, 6:48pm
100,000 / 365 days / 20 years = 13+ per day.

Those kind of numbers might even require the utilization of Joebuck.

Bill
09-02-2013, 6:50pm
Those kind of numbers might even require the utilization of Joebuck.

Loverboy - Get Lucky [Full Album] [25th Anniversary edition] - YouTube

DukeAllen
09-02-2013, 7:10pm
100,000 / 365 days / 20 years = 13+ per day.

:puke:

Headline this time next year: VD clinics short staffed. Penicillin supplies low.

Ol Timer
09-02-2013, 7:23pm
Why would she want to have sex 20 times with me?

Bill
09-02-2013, 7:29pm
Why would she want to have sex 20 times with me?

Well, she wants 20 minutes with each guy, so however many times that takes to get to.....but hey, no one is judging here.

:leaving:

Blademaker
09-02-2013, 7:30pm
http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/40/8c/dc/z14453824Q,Anna-Lisewska-.jpg

Sorry.....I have higher tastes........

Aerovette
09-02-2013, 7:32pm
http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/40/8c/dc/z14453824Q,Anna-Lisewska-.jpg


Ahhh H E L L NO ! and CERTAINLY not anywhere near the end of the 20 year timespan.

OddBall
09-02-2013, 7:43pm
It's good to have a goal in life, but the one purportedly expressed by a woman in Warsaw, Poland, may be a stretch.


yeah, it'd be stretched alright.

Aerovette
09-02-2013, 7:54pm
Did you hear the one about the Polish prostitute that slept with 100,000 guys before anyone told her she was supposed to get paid for sex?

NeedSpeed
09-02-2013, 8:47pm
2013 Best Thread Title award goes to.......

NEED-A-VETTE
09-02-2013, 8:55pm
Loverboy - Get Lucky [Full Album] [25th Anniversary edition] - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJe0Cc0qm3Y)

Daft Punk - Get Lucky - YouTube


I'm up all night to get lucky. :dance:

JRD77VET
09-02-2013, 9:02pm
Sorry.....I have higher tastes........

Not even with a stolen dick using somebody else's name :nono:

Aerovette
09-02-2013, 9:03pm
Not even with a stolen dick using somebody else's name :nono:


I don't know...dude looks like he's gotta decent rack. :rofl:

JRD77VET
09-02-2013, 9:06pm
I don't know...dude looks like he's gotta decent rack. :rofl:

Let me put it another way. If that was the last female and I was last male, the human race would be done. :leaving:

Fasglas
09-02-2013, 9:22pm
No, I'll pass.

HOWSER
09-02-2013, 9:22pm
http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/40/8c/dc/z14453824Q,Anna-Lisewska-.jpg

I see London, I see France...

:lol:

NCC-1701
09-02-2013, 9:24pm
I'll pass that is a beast.....:rofl:

Aerovette
09-02-2013, 10:06pm
I see London, I see France...

:lol:

France doesn't rhyme with penis.

OddBall
09-02-2013, 11:19pm
With the worldwide average pecker being 6 inches, or 1/2 foot, then 100,000 partners would equal 50,000 foot of dick. Or 9.47 miles. We'll round that up to 9.5 miles, cause I'm sure there are going to be some oversized brothers bangin' that white ho too.
That's 9.5 miles of dick that will experience that snatch.

But wait, they ain't just sticking it there, there's some stroking going on.

Now some dudes will jackhammer it and others will slow-ride. So I'm assuming the average stroke will take 3 seconds, or 20 per minute
Likewise some guys will long stroke it, and others will just kind of vibrate in there.
So I'm guessing the average stroke length will be 3 inches in and 3 inches on the return stroke for a total of 6 inches per stroke.
That is going to add up to 10 feet per minute.

Now she wants a 20 minute minute ride, so that will be like taking one long 200 foot pecker for the session.

...times 100,000 dicks. Which equals 20,000,000. THat's 20 million feet, or 3,788 miles of man-meat that will have plowed that field.

That's a lot of mileage. Bet it falls off after that.

FasterTraffic
09-02-2013, 11:20pm
I see London, I see France...

...Only desperate men will want in those pants!

NeedSpeed
09-02-2013, 11:24pm
With the worldwide average pecker being 6 inches, or 1/2 foot, then 100,000 partners would equal 50,000 foot of dick. Or 9.47 miles. We'll round that up to 9.5 miles, cause I'm sure there are going to be some oversized brothers bangin' that white ho too.
That's 9.5 miles of dick that will experience that snatch.

But wait, they ain't just sticking it there, there's some stroking going on.

Now some dudes will jackhammer it and others will slow-ride. So I'm assuming the average stroke will take 3 seconds, or 20 per minute
Likewise some guys will long stroke it, and others will just kind of vibrate in there.
So I'm guessing the average stroke length will be 3 inches in and 3 inches on the return stroke for a total of 6 inches per stroke.
That is going to add up to 10 feet per minute.

Now she wants a 20 minute minute ride, so that will be like taking one long 200 foot pecker for the session.

...times 100,000 dicks. Which equals 20,000,000. THat's 20 million feet, or 3,788 miles of man-meat that will have plowed that field.

That's a lot of mileage. Bet it falls off after that.

But, doesn't everyone want an experienced girl? :leaving:

OddBall
09-02-2013, 11:41pm
But, doesn't everyone want an experienced girl? :leaving:

That cooter wouldn't have queefs, it'd have echo's.

xXBUDXx
09-02-2013, 11:44pm
Ehhhh, I'd do him.

NEED-A-VETTE
09-03-2013, 12:40am
Ehhhh, I'd do him.

I should beat your ass right now for that. Just on principle.

MrPeabody
09-03-2013, 12:42am
I should beat your ass right now for that. Just on principle.

Promises, promises...

NEED-A-VETTE
09-03-2013, 12:45am
Promises, promises...

It's a thin line, sometimes. :msgem:

kylebuck
09-03-2013, 1:25am
Those kind of numbers might even require the utilization of Joebuck.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhog3v8U7y1qbx708o1_500.gif