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island14

08-26-2013, 8:39pm

While I'm sitting here I noticed my wife is watching an info commercial in Tagalog for some hair treatment deal, well..

I didn't really notice until she pointed it out to me.

"Look this!

There's a product you know..." :Jeff '79:

I guess shes trying to tell me I am getting thin on top.

I can't see it in a mirror. so it must not exist! :island14: :toetap:

From what little I saw of the TV ad, it is a dye that colors your hair so it is not as noticeable, I guess.

How are you guys doing? getting thin? bald? grey?

Fabulous hair like Thomas? :island14:

snide

08-26-2013, 8:41pm

Thinning? Nope. Balding? Nope. Turning grey, yes, but I don't give a shit. Comes with age.

:cheers:

Sea Six

08-26-2013, 8:43pm

I use the Spray Toupee.

:coolest:

1990's INFOMERCIAL HELL #19: Spray paint the bald away with GLH, by Ronco, of course! - YouTube

RED-85-Z51

08-26-2013, 8:43pm

island14

08-26-2013, 8:58pm

I use the Spray Toupee.

:coolest:

1990's INFOMERCIAL HELL #19: Spray paint the bald away with GLH, by Ronco, of course! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8)

This stuff I saw you wash in.

Yours looks like you would need old newspaper and masking tape.

island14

08-26-2013, 9:00pm

Full head up top, I keep it thin on the bottom, and if you must know, I shave my taint...in case i have to do an impromtu porno film and the camera comes up from behind while im laying pipe, the taint must be shaven...

Does the stubble scratch your balls? :island14:

I bet it grows in thicker after shaving.....

DukeAllen

08-26-2013, 9:13pm

Bald on top, graying, porn stache is almost totally white (but still available for rides...ladies?)...I can pass for much older than I am (45), so I'm waiting for a senior discount :D

DukeAllen

08-26-2013, 9:14pm

DAB

08-26-2013, 9:19pm

Graying, balding on top.

It's the way God made me.

DukeAllen

08-26-2013, 9:24pm

Graying, balding on top.

It's the way God made me.

Born that way?

island14

08-26-2013, 9:37pm

Born that way?

:lol:

Steve Austin

08-26-2013, 9:38pm

At 50 it started getting thin on top. Now at 60, its gone so I keep it all trimmed short. Very low maintenance. Before it started going away I would let it get real long, got a little hippie in me I guess.

Aerovette

08-26-2013, 10:00pm

Currently sporting the Fraser Crane, but I see the George Costanza coming on soon. I may skip that and go Bruce Willis though.

08-27-2013, 8:11am

There's a product you know..." :Jeff '79:

Why does she think you would "know" this product? Did you ever ues it?

Blademaker

08-27-2013, 9:00am

Waiting for Thomas input........:D

...Whitepower...

08-27-2013, 9:15am

Gray early.. I'm in my mid 30's.

Have plenty of hair.. Get a cut every two weeks.

Barn Babe

08-27-2013, 9:21am

For those that are balding, why don't you just shave it? I think it's super sexy. :barnbabe:

...Whitepower...

08-27-2013, 9:23am

For those that are balding, why don't you just shave it? I think it's super sexy. :barnbabe:

That's my plan. As soon as it starts to pull back up front or thin in back, its gone.

DAB

08-27-2013, 9:25am

For those that are balding, why don't you just shave it? I think it's super sexy. :barnbabe:

only top center so far, if it gets thinner, that's an option that Mrs. DAB will have to approve. keep it cut short.

good to see you back here.

Bart!!!! your stalker is back!!!! :hurray::hurray:

cdw54321

08-27-2013, 9:26am

For those that are balding, why don't you just shave it? I think it's super sexy. :barnbabe:

You need a certain head shape to pull that look off. I found out in the ARMY I do not have that shape so I just leave it short and trim often.

Barn Babe

08-27-2013, 9:28am

only top center so far, if it gets thinner, that's an option that Mrs. DAB will have to approve. keep it cut short.

good to see you back here.

Bart!!!! your stalker is back!!!! :hurray::hurray:

:rofl: I never really left, but I usually just lurk. :kimblair:

As for the hair thing, I always check out the bald guy in the crowd first, scan the rest, then go back to him! :smash:

DAB

08-27-2013, 9:29am

:rofl: I never really left, but I usually just lurk. :kimblair:

As for the hair thing, I always check out the bald guy in the crowd first, scan the rest, then go back to him! :smash:

Bart!!!! start shaving!!!! it's your only hope..... :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Chuck A

08-27-2013, 9:56am

count dracula look for me
very sad, indeed