Miley Cyrus, You Go Girl

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Miley Cyrus has taken over for Lindsay Lohan as Americas biggest slut. Last night VMA. Pornhub, here I come!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSltSt1CcAE6QTa.jpg:large
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[Mike Mercury]

she better keep this going while she can.

Miley isn't all that attractive. She's no Avril; that's for sure.
She's still riding being "youthful"... and that isn't gonna last all that long.

[Chuck A]

she better keep this going while she can.

Miley isn't all that attractive. She's no Avril; that's for sure.
She's still riding being "youthful"... and that isn't gonna last all that long.

:iagree:

[Madmikeee]

I'd do naughty things to her.

[Craig]

I'd do naughty things to her.



It would appear, she'd let you.

[Yerf Dog]

Oh my achy breaky heart. :rofl:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

This chick is a dumpster fire.

[99 pewtercoupe]

Wife and I both agreed...we felt our collective IQ drop while watching that show

[ConstantChange]

She's getting all kinds of shit today for having a flat ass. I've seen her ass next to a can of fix a flat, compared to Hank Hill, etc...

I saw the video online. She was heavy with the sexual innuendos, but she has millions of people talking about her today. That's brilliant marketing.

[onedef92]

Didn't peep the show, but apparently she put on a bold and raunchy spread. Sad.

[Kerrmudgeon]

At least Lindsay has/had a cute figure and face....Miley's got neither! :ack:

....and very limited on the talent part too....I can sing better than her. YUCK!

[Burro (He/Haw)]

She's getting all kinds of shit today for having a flat ass.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSmJ1laIMAAJXyR.jpg:large

[Hoog]

Maybe if it wasn't stuffed into shorts that are two sizes too small....

[Joecooool]

She looks like Justin Bieber.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I'd do naughty things to her.

You'd do naughty things to a farm animal.

[DukeAllen]

Nasty

[mph1972]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSmJ1laIMAAJXyR.jpg:large

that made me vomit a little bit. :lol:

[DJ_Critterus]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSmJ1laIMAAJXyR.jpg:large

Dammit! There goes my will to carry out my good morning fap :(

[C5SilverBullet]

I'd do naughty things to her.

Me too. Stuff like hit her in the head with a pipe, push her down stairs, and slap her for being a disgusting crack whore.

[Mike Mercury]

I'd do naughty things to her.

but make her lie on tummy; she has her daddies face. :yuck:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Me too. Stuff like hit her in the head with a pipe, push her down stairs, and slap her for being a disgusting crack whore.

Hey hey hey. Lets not get carried away here. Without sploogesponges like this, I can't run up my post count. :D

http://i1075.photobucket.com/albums/w431/Texasbulldog74/anigif_enhanced-buzz-5238-1377481554-2.gif

Who the **** is the Foot Locker employee??

[Sea Six]

Billy Ray must be so proud.

[C5SilverBullet]

Hey hey hey. Lets not get carried away here. Without sploogesponges like this, I can't run up my post count. :D

http://i1075.photobucket.com/albums/w431/Texasbulldog74/anigif_enhanced-buzz-5238-1377481554-2.gif

Who the **** is the Foot Locker employee??

Robin Thicke, who apparently is a huge Beetlejuice fan. :lol:

[...Whitepower...]

Hmmm....


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[Truck Guy]

This chick is a dumpster fire.:iagree: ...full of tires :yesnod:

[OldSarge]

White trash doing what she does best, no thanks.

[Bingo Fuel]

Robin Thicke, who apparently is a huge Beetlejuice fan. :lol:

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[island14]

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http://i.imgur.com/246fMUP.jpg


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[C5SilverBullet]

http://i.imgur.com/C90spaa.jpg


:funnier: :funnier: :funnier: :funnier:

[Aerovette]

Rubber shorts? I never touched her shorts.

[Mike Mercury]

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[DJ_Critterus]

There Is Really Nothing TheBlaze Can Say About the Miley Cyrus Performance on MTV Last Night That Will Smith’s Family Didn’t Already Say | Video | TheBlaze.com (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/26/there-is-really-nothing-theblaze-can-say-about-the-miley-cyrus-performance-on-mtv-last-night-that-will-smiths-family-didnt-already-say/)

There Is Really Nothing TheBlaze Can Say About the Miley Cyrus Performance on MTV Last Night That Will Smith’s Family Didn’t Already Say
Aug. 26, 2013 7:40am Madeleine Morgenstern

If you’re tuned into pop culture (and maybe even if you’re not), you know that ex-Disney Channel star Miley Cyrus gave an eye-popping, gasp-inducing, slack-jaw-prompting, confounding performance at the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday night.

And that’s just the reaction from Will Smith’s family.
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[island14]

I'd do naughty things to her.

You'd do naughty things to a farm animal.

We would have more respect for him if he did. :Jeff '79:

[FasterTraffic]

she better keep this going while she can.

Miley isn't all that attractive. She's no Avril; that's for sure.
She's still riding being "youthful"... and that isn't gonna last all that long.

This chick is a dumpster fire.

:iagree::iagree:

I do get the impression that her management team is coming up with newer and raunchier ways to keep her in the spotlight because, otherwise, she's utterly forgettable.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I do get the impression that her management team is coming up with newer and raunchier ways to keep her in the spotlight because, otherwise, she's utterly forgettable.
Yeah, she's got people buzzing. Even lecherous 51 year old dorks from Minnesota. :lol:

[Aerovette]

Yeah, she's got people buzzing. Even lecherous 51 year old dorks from Minnesota. :lol:

I'm not from Minnesota .

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I'm not from Minnesota .

I am.

[Mike Mercury]

I do get the impression that her management team is coming up with newer and raunchier ways to keep her in the spotlight because, otherwise, she's utterly forgettable.

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[onedef92]

Yeah, she's got people buzzing. Even lecherous 51 year old dorks from Minnesota. :lol:

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Stupid%20Stuff/lecherous.jpg

[American Made]

:rofl: Whoopdee doo! I'm so shocked, not by Miley but what is that animal on Will Smiths wife's head?

[Broken Wind]

If I was her dad, I'd punch myself in the balls.

[onedef92]

:rofl: Whoopdee doo! I'm so shocked, not by Miley but what is that animal on Will Smiths wife's head?

Is that his wife? Sure doesn't look like Jada Pinkett Smith to me.

[Fastguy]

That whole thing was ridiculous, it was just a cringeworthy train wreck. I didn't think it was possible for a a half naked girl to be unattractive, but she pulled it off.

[American Made]

Is that his wife? Sure doesn't look like Jada Pinkett Smith to me.

Now that you mention it you're right. Must be some other PETA type. :D

[Sea Six]

Yeah, she's got people buzzing. Even lecherous 51 year old dorks from Minnesota. :lol:

I'm not from Minnesota .

*Minness-OH-tah

[American Made]

That whole thing was ridiculous, it was just a cringeworthy train wreck. I didn't think it was possible for a a half naked girl to be unattractive, but she pulled it off.

:lol: Who's more attractive Lady Gaga or Miley?:D Pop stars going for the shock value.

[Craig]

Is that his wife? Sure doesn't look like Jada Pinkett Smith to me.

I didn't think they were still together.

[C5SilverBullet]

Apparently her management firm is flipping out, because that is not what was done in rehearsal.

[ConstantChange]

Apparently her management firm is flipping out, because that is not what was done in rehearsal.

While her marketing firm is taking the day off. I've had three different people at completely different places bring up Miley's performance last night.

It's not like she had some clean cut image before this. If Taylor Swift did this, then I'd be surprised.

[Mike Mercury]

I didn't think it was possible for a a half naked girl to be unattractive, but she pulled it off.

point.

[onedef92]

While her marketing firm is taking the day off. I've had three different people at completely different places bring up Miley's performance last night.

It's not like she had some clean cut image before this. If Taylor Swift did this, then I'd be surprised.

Ol' girl apparently DID drop an F-bomb on Harry Styles appearance and shit, though...

VMAs 2013: Taylor Swift reacts with F-bomb to Harry Styles' appearance - NY Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/taylor-swift-reacts-harry-styles-f-bomb-mtv-awards-article-1.1436851)

[Kevin_73]

Apparently her management firm is flipping out, because that is not what was done in rehearsal.

I doubt she did that performance on her own initiative. The management firm probably planned the whole thing. Their "flipping out" is just a continuation of the plan to keep the thing in the news longer.

[The_Dude]

"When Cyrus hooked up with Robin Thicke for a duet, we wondered if we were witnessing the first live STD transmission in VMAs history." :lol:

[FasterTraffic]

I doubt she did that performance on her own initiative. The management firm probably planned the whole thing. Their "flipping out" is just a continuation of the plan to keep the thing in the news longer.

:iagree:

Behind closed doors, it's all high-fives and back-slaps.

[StaticCling]

:rofl: Whoopdee doo! I'm so shocked, not by Miley but what is that animal on Will Smiths wife's head?

:lol:

[Mike Mercury]

I doubt she did that performance on her own initiative. The management firm probably planned the whole thing.

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[Burro (He/Haw)]

I'm turning into these people ain't I?
ELDERS REACT TO TWERKING - YouTube

[carlton_fritz]

While her marketing firm is taking the day off. I've had three different people at completely different places bring up Miley's performance last night.

It's not like she had some clean cut image before this. If Taylor Swift did this, then I'd be surprised.
Justin Beiber is the only female with less curves than Taylor Swift.

[island14]

That whole thing was ridiculous, it was just a cringeworthy train wreck. I didn't think it was possible for a a half naked girl to be unattractive, but she pulled it off.

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/427z/Smileys/smiley-signs011.gif



Acting Trampy is not a turn on...


Skank!

[MrPeabody]

I'd do naughty things to her.

Make sure you dip her in a tank of Purell first.

[island14]

Make sure you dip her in a tank of Purell first.


Wash her out with Tidy Bowl....

And rinse the rest of her off with Bleach!

[ApexOversteer]

Apparently her management firm is flipping out, because that is not what was done in rehearsal.

Well, if they didn't know it was coming they should have asked Robin Thicke's wife. She says she knew exactly what was coming, because she watched the rehearsals...

[MrPeabody]

Miley Cyrus Justin impression - YouTube

[Craig]

Well, if they didn't know it was coming they should have asked Robin Thicke's wife. She says she knew exactly what was coming, because she watched the rehearsals...

And that's the reality. I'm sure MTV is behind most of this manufactured shock and outrage. I can't imagine that live viewership of the event was even in the six digits. They had to do something like this or no one would have even noticed they were even still on the air.

[Fastguy]

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[C5SilverBullet]

Well, if they didn't know it was coming they should have asked Robin Thicke's wife. She says she knew exactly what was coming, because she watched the rehearsals...

Nice. Digging in their old bag of tricks I guess, dialed up the Timberlake-Jackson Super Bowl "malfunction", and expanded on it.

[Zidane]

She's gross.

[bsmith]

http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/130826/miley_cryus_grinding_robin_thicke_mtv_vmas_2013_performance_191le0f-191le0m.jpg

Rewind 30 years and it's George Michael and Madonna. :shrug:

[onedef92]

Rewind 30 years and it's George Michael and Madonna. :shrug:

Ol' girl Madonna has been crowned the highest-paid celebrity of 2013, raking in an estimated $125 million in the past year, according to Forbes. According to one anaylst, in the time it takes the average person to drive one hour to or from work, she's clocked $30K!

[ApexOversteer]

I'm just stunned that none of you have commented on just how racist Miley's performance was...

[bsmith]

I'm just stunned that none of you have commented on just how racist Miley's performance was...

She buried her face in a black chicks ass...
I guess I missed the racist undertones.

[Will]

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[Will]

Hank and Marie Watch The Video Music Awards - YouTube

[The_Dude]

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[Jeff '79]

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/185463-3/Gender-reactions-grin.gif?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ApexOversteer]

She buried her face in a black chicks ass...
I guess I missed the racist undertones.

Oh, you were looking for undertones, when this was so racist, it was overtones...



The VMAs belonged to Miley Cyrus. Cyrus did her own striptease, down to a flesh-toned bra and panties; she stuck out her tongue a lot and humped, in turn, a gigantic teddy bear, a foam “We’re #1!” finger, and Robin Thicke. But the shock that Cyrus was peddling wasn’t sex. It was all about race.

Cyrus has spent a lot of time recently toying with racial imagery. We’ve seen Cyrus twerking her way through the video for her big hit “We Can’t Stop,” professing her love for “hood music,” and claiming spiritual affinity with Lil’ Kim. Last night, as Cyrus stalked the stage, mugging and twerking, and paused to spank and simulate analingus upon the ass of a thickly set African-American backup dancer, her act tipped over into what we may as well just call racism: a minstrel show routine whose ghoulishness was heightened by Cyrus’s madcap charisma, and by the dark beauty of “We Can’t Stop” — by a good distance, the most powerful pop hit of 2013.

A doctoral dissertation could (and will) be written on the racial, class, and gender dynamics of Cyrus’s shtick. I’ll make just one historical note. For white performers, minstrelsy has always been a means to an end: a shortcut to self-actualization. The archetypal example is in The Jazz Singer (1927), in which Al Jolson’s immigrant striver puts on the blackface mask to cast off his immigrant Jewish patrimony and remake himself as an all-American pop star.

Cyrus’s twerk act gives minstrelsy a postmodern careerist spin. Cyrus is annexing working-class black “ratchet” culture, the potent sexual symbolism of black female bodies, to the cause of her reinvention: her transformation from squeaky-clean Disney-pop poster girl to grown-up hipster-provocateur. (Want to wipe away the sickly-sweet scent of the Magic Kingdom? Go slumming in a black strip club.) Cyrus may indeed feel a cosmic connection to Lil’ Kim and the music of “the hood.” But the reason that these affinities are coming out now, at the VMAs and elsewhere, is because it’s good for business.




Miley Cyrus put on her best "look at me, I'm wild" act at Sunday's Video Music Awards, performing "We Can't Stop" (her take on the syrupy strip club anthems re-popularized as of late by Rihanna, a resurgent Juicy J and a host of other black acts) and fumbling her way through an instantly polarizing smorgasbord of lip-licking, wannabe twerking and (black) ass slapping.

All the elements of nu-Cyrus that critics have called foul on in recent weeks were on display: black people used as props (see above), black cultural signifiers like twerking used as a means of connoting that Miley's now wild and dangerous, and little in the way of new or evocative imagery.

I've written about Miley's race problems (or, racism, depending on how you take it), but here's a quick summary: She's gone around telling people she wants to make music that "sounds black," that she likes "hood music" but isn't "a white Nicki Minaj," and most recently proclaimed that she's "not a white ratchet girl." Extending her master class on racial identity to social media, she told her followers that she is, indeed, aware of her skin color.

The 20-year-old's VMAs performance marks another chapter not only in Miley's reckless use of black culture as proof that she's subversive and no longer a Disney star, but of the entertainment industry's casual co-signing of her team's idiocy. How did no one, for example, think that having voluptuous, black backup dancers figure as meat for Cyrus' slapping was offensive?

Well, some people noticed. Audience reaction shots during Cyrus performance revealed less-than-amused takes from One Direction, Drake and Rihanna (the latter, who knows something about being provocative, seemed hilariously bored), and a number of the biggest American cultural critics have bashed the performance.

Writing on Vulture, Jody Rosen calls it "a minstrel show routine" and says "her act tipped over into what we may as well just call racism"

Over at the New York Times, Jon Caramanica noted that "this was a banner year for clumsy white appropriation of black culture," and ripped "the shambolic, trickster-esque performance by Ms. Cyrus, to whom no one has apparently said 'no' for the last six months or so."

In the pre-show telecast, red carpet host Sway asked Miley how she would follow up wild moments from previous pop acts like Madonna and Britney Spears. Miley seemed to bristle at the comparison to the (white) stars who came before her -- she was, after all, walking the carpet with Mike Will, a hip hop producer -- and promised "something crazier than the kiss." Whether or not she delivered is up for the lamest debate of all time, but let's not forget that even Madonna, Britney and Christina Aguilera's 2003 lip-lock was actually just some straight women playing bi-curious for the gratification of a mostly straight audience.

Of course, it's hardly new to say nothing is new in pop -- Beyonce's cribbed a healthy chunk of her career from subcultures and the words "Lady Gaga" and "Madonna" are basically superglued to one another. But try replacing the word "straight" with "white" and "bi-curious" with "black" and you've arrived at 2013 version. The formula, it seems, for supposedly "wild" but ultimately just uninspired and tacky performances at the VMAs hasn't changed much in 10 years.


My new favorite phrase "reckless use of black culture"... sounds like every kid I see at Walmart.

[OddBall]

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[bsmith]

My new favorite phrase "reckless use of black culture"... sounds like every kid I see at Walmart.

That darn Elvis will be the end of civilization!

[C5SilverBullet]

Oh, you were looking for undertones, when this was so racist, it was overtones...







My new favorite phrase "reckless use of black culture"... sounds like every kid I see at Walmart.
Seems like they're reading into a lot of various things to try to dig up something to do with race. They're basically saying she is a racist mastermind.

[ApexOversteer]

Seems like they're reading into a lot of various things to try to dig up something to do with race. They're basically saying she is a racist mastermind.

No way... the liberal youth media wouldn't do that... you're just racist.

[OddBall]

What is it with Disney chicks? They just can't wait to be skanks.

[C5SilverBullet]

No way... the liberal youth media wouldn't do that... you're just racist.

I see what you've done there...

[Aerovette]

What is it with Disney chicks? They just can't wait to be skanks.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Selena Gomez

...... well hello, come on in !! :D

[ApexOversteer]

Oh, and that photo of Will Smith and his kids, looking like they were about to hurl, while they watched Miley?

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/Gen%20II/o-WILL-SMITH-MILEY-CYRUS-570.jpg

Was taken during Lady Gaga's performance.

[Madmikeee]

It would appear, she'd let you.

:hurray::hurray::hurray:

[Madmikeee]

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/185463-3/Gender-reactions-grin.gif?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Madmikeee]

You'd do naughty things to a farm animal.

Aren't they considered one and the same at this point?

[DJ_Critterus]

That whole thing was ridiculous, it was just a cringeworthy train wreck. I didn't think it was possible for a a half naked girl to be unattractive, but she pulled it off.

Imagine roseanne barr nekkid :ack:

[NeedSpeed]

Oh, and that photo of Will Smith and his kids, looking like they were about to hurl, while they watched Miley?

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/Gen%20II/o-WILL-SMITH-MILEY-CYRUS-570.jpg

Was taken during Lady Gaga's performance.

And the woman with her hand on her mouth was just scratching her nose.

[Madmikeee]

And the woman with her hand on her mouth was just scratching her nose.

I thought she was trying to keep the coke from falling out.

[NeedSpeed]

I thought she was trying to keep the coke from falling out.

Quite possible.

[Craig]

I thought she was trying to keep the coke from falling out.

That's funny, right there, I don't care who you are.

[CF DAVIS]

What is it with Disney chicks? They just can't wait to be skanks.

It's because they're broken. The money hungry parents have screwed them for life by the time the make it to adulthood. Nothing new. Same song different verse. Personally I'm not convinced she's destined for the same fate as the others. So far I haven't heard about any arrests. I'm pulling for her. In the mean time I'll wait on another raunchy show in a skimpy outfit because that's what pitiful, old, perverts do! :rofl::cert:

[...Whitepower...]

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[Kerrmudgeon]

there's nothing wrong with Molly that a team of plastic surgeons couldn't fix, and possibly a couple of shrinks thrown in....:crazy:

...she's a skinny little insecure no-talent girl trying her damnedest to be cool and famous. :yesnod:

You know what Mae West said about Hollywood scandals....."the only thing worse than being talked about, is NOT being talked about."

:thumbs:

[simpleman68]

Too late for 1 more tasteless addition? :funnier:
Scott

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/simpleman68/Funnies/MileyCamel_zps93e82ebe.jpg

[OddBall]

Too late for 1 more tasteless addition? :funnier:
Scott

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/simpleman68/Funnies/MileyCamel_zps93e82ebe.jpg

:rofl:

[mph1972]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Selena Gomez

...... well hello, come on in !! :D

I'm hoping she does knock on the skank door. :lol:

[99 pewtercoupe]

Too late for 1 more tasteless addition? :funnier:
Scott

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/simpleman68/Funnies/MileyCamel_zps93e82ebe.jpg

There's always room for one more tasteless addition in this place. Especially when the are this funny:seasix:
:lol::lol::lol:

[Sea Six]

:woohoo:

[Sea Six]

Page 2!

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Too late for 1 more tasteless addition?
Never. :rofl:

[Blademaker]

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[Kevin_73]

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:lolsmile:

[American Made]

Poor Miley should have just gone straight into porn considering how people have reacted to this goofy dance routine. :D

[NeedSpeed]

Has anyone seen the video for the song?? I didn't realize they were just mimicking the video

NSFW LOTS OF BOOBS!!!!!!

Blurred Lines (Unrated Version) - YouTube

You're Welcome :D

This is the main chick:

http://www.evilmilk.com/galleries/icarly/icarly-04.jpg

Whom of course was originally in iCarly.

[FasterTraffic]

You're Welcome :D

This is the main chick:

That girl is absolutely smokin' hot. :yesnod:

[Chuck A]

very hot, indeed

[Craig]

The vid speaks for itself, the song is pathetic as crap, sixth grader quality, hence the boob vid.