This is called "sounding"...

[lspencer534]

An Australian man has set a new bar for the most painful autoerotic stunt ever. In a recently published report titled "An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body," a group of urologists at Canberra Hospital recounted a horrifying event involving a 70 year-old-man who checked himself in after intentionally lodging a fork into his urethra for "sexual gratification."

http://i.imgur.com/yhj3cW5.jpg

[C5SilverBullet]

:faint:

[NeedSpeed]

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/55872-knooger-red-courtesy-phone-please.html

[OddBall]

Kind of forked himself up there, didn't he?

[DukeAllen]

You know it's summer...forking re-runs.

[RED-85-Z51]

Sounding? More like Depth Charge...

[Craig]

Good fgkn grief, why would you post something like that..?!

Talk about something that I did NOT need to see...

I'll walk with my knees together for the rest of the night.

[Bill]

What exactly were you looking for when you stumbled across this little gem? Wait. Nevermind, I really don't want to know.

[RED-85-Z51]

Makes you wonder...how much masturbation has he done, to the point he has to force a fork into his dick, to get off...? i mean is there a point in life that you cant beat off because its so boring...that you have to sit on pickle jars, and force forks into your cawk...to get off?

This concerns me..

[1911fool]

I went to get a test once and they stuck a .010 diameter wire in mine, about killed me. How the hell can a guy shove a fork in it?

[Kevin_73]

I went to get a test once and they stuck a .010 diameter wire in mine, about killed me. How the hell can a guy shove a fork in it?

I guess they call it "sounding" because if they called it "scream like a little girl" nobody would even consider shoving a fork in their dick.

:lol:

[RED-85-Z51]

I went to get a test once and they stuck a .010 diameter wire in mine, about killed me. How the hell can a guy shove a fork in it?

So how was the :hurray:

[Aerovette]

Dumbass. I learned long ago to use a SPOON. :leaving:

[1911fool]

So how was the :hurray:

Luckily negative..I think the process was designed to instill the importance of safe sex. The process is bad enough, but mine was made a bit more intimidating by the female doctor who was 14 months pregnant and having contractions every 37 seconds, holding the wire and the human implement that put her in the predicament she was in. The look in her eye before she viciously shoved it in my dick made me believe I was in trouble. I was standing on my tippy toes with tears running out my eyes and she was grinning from ear to ear. She kept saying "it'll be ok, I'm almost done just a little deeper." It was about that time that I think she pierced my asshole with the wire.

Safe sex is the only way to go.

[RED-85-Z51]

Self sex is the only safe sex....

[RED-85-Z51]

There's some rancid nasty ho's out there, dressed up as clean members of society, an active sex life is alot like a box of chocolates.....no...no it isnt, its like putting a bullet in a 6 shooter, spinning the cylinder, pointing it at your dick, and pulling the trigger...

[Aerovette]

Luckily negative..I think the process was designed to instill the importance of safe sex. The process is bad enough, but mine was made a bit more intimidating by the female doctor who was 14 months pregnant and having contractions every 37 seconds, holding the wire and the human implement that put her in the predicament she was in. The look in her eye before she viciously shoved it in my dick made me believe I was in trouble. I was standing on my tippy toes with tears running out my eyes and she was grinning from ear to ear. She kept saying "it'll be ok, I'm almost done just a little deeper." It was about that time that I think she pierced my asshole with the wire.
Safe sex is the only way to go.


That kind of treatment will cost you an extra $50.00 downtown. :D

[Kerrmudgeon]

That's one way to get a "stiffy".....OUCH! :cry:

[Oh-yaa]

Self sex is the only safe sex....

Not in the case of the Australian man in the article.

[RED-85-Z51]

Not in the case of the Australian man in the article.

It was probably the Dingo...or OZ....:lol:

[island14]

It would be more impressive if he turned it around and went fork first..

Fork that would hurt!