Forgive Me For Anything I Post Here For The Next Ten Days

[MrPeabody]

My wife is going out of town and the local grocery store has a sale on 1.75 litre Tanqueray and Jim Beam. The over/under on my weight gain during this period is ten pounds.:seasix:

Oh yeah, need to pick up some more bleu cheese stuffed olives, too.

[Kerrmudgeon]

:roll:.....let 'em have it Mr. P :D

[Bill]

(Insert Snoop Dog "Gin and Juice" video here.)

[Burro (He/Haw)]

(Insert Snoop Dog "Gin and Juice" video here.)

Laid back.

[Yerf Dog]

:hurray::willy::hurray:

[DJ_Critterus]

When does the PUI start and can somebody send his wife this link? :D

[DAB]

10 days? i'll wager 1,000,000 barn bucks that you'll gain 8 pounds. under 10.

[DJ_Critterus]

10 days? i'll wager 1,000,000 barn bucks that you'll gain 8 pounds. under 10.

I'll go with 5 pounds and 4 boxes of tissue :yesnod:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

PUI is excellent. I highly encourage and endorse it.



Is there an opposite setting for putting someone on moderation? That increases/accelerates/accentuates their posting? :confused:

[MrPeabody]

Just got back from the airport. Let the games begin!:hurray:

[Blademaker]

Saalude........:shots:

[MrPeabody]

10 days? i'll wager 1,000,000 barn bucks that you'll gain 8 pounds. under 10.

I forgot to tell everybody that on Saturday at the local casino there is a professional BBQ competition/tasting, Microbrew festival and car show. If I can find a designated driver, it's on!

[DAB]

I forgot to tell everybody that on Saturday at the local casino there is a professional BBQ competition/tasting, Microbrew festival and car show. If I can find a designated driver, it's on!

hire a cab? :slap:

[Jeff '79]

So your subtle wit can actually get better? I look forward to that...

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/jeff79/yes_zps874e94b1.jpg

[NEED-A-VETTE]

I forgot to tell everybody that on Saturday at the local casino there is a professional BBQ competition/tasting, Microbrew festival and car show. If I can find a designated driver, it's on!

Get a hotel room. Rookie.

[MrPeabody]

Get a hotel room. Rookie.

Hotel rooms at this casino are not fit for human habitation. Besides, I've got two dogs who miss their mommy very much to take care of.:D

I'll get my granddaughter to drive me. She just got a new car and is always looking for an excuse to drive it. I'll just give her some money to gamble with. She's been winning lately.

[MrPeabody]

hire a cab? :slap:

No cabs here.

[Jeff '79]

Hotel rooms at this casino are not fit for human habitation. Besides, I've got two dogs who miss their mommy very much to take care of.:D

I'll get my granddaughter to drive me. She just got a new car and is always looking for an excuse to drive it. I'll just give her some money to gamble with. She's been winning lately.

Excellent plan..
To add to that, use her as bait, to lure other girls to your house....:seasix:

[69camfrk]

Shit Son, Jim Beam will turn you into a literary genius!!!!:D

[MrPeabody]

Excellent plan..
To add to that, use her as bait, to lure other girls to your house....:seasix:

:rofl:You don't know my grandaughter. She'd kick the shit out of any girl who got near her grandma's husband.

[Bill]

Excellent plan..
To add to that, use her as bait, to lure other girls to your house....:seasix:

:rofl::rofl::breathe::rofl::rofl:

[Jeff '79]

:rofl:You don't know my grandaughter. She'd kick the shit out of any girl who got near her grandma's husband.

Just tell her that you need someone to take care of the dogs while you're "out"....:D

[MrPeabody]

:lol:

[MrPeabody]

So your subtle wit can actually get better? I look forward to that...

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/jeff79/yes_zps874e94b1.jpg

Who knows? Maybe I should spend at least one day getting into a stupid drunken political argument over in PR&C.

[Jeff '79]

:lol:

You gotta admit that all girls are suckers for anything that has to do with the welfare of animals...
Dude! It'll work...... Trust me.
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If it does, let me know... I'll want to borrow your granddaughter.

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Hotel rooms at this casino are not fit for human habitation. Besides, I've got two dogs who miss their mommy very much to take care of.:D

I'll get my granddaughter to drive me. She just got a new car and is always looking for an excuse to drive it. I'll just give her some money to gamble with. She's been winning lately.

My daughter is 22 now. That 'you can drive because you can't drink' no longer works for me. :nonod:

Damn kids. Gettin' all older and shit. :rolleyes:

[MrPeabody]

My daughter is 22 now. That no longer works for me. :nonod:

Damn kids. Gettin' all older and shit. :rolleyes:

My granddaughter is 23. Just went back to college and moved back in with her mom and dad. Dad's a car salesman and got her a smokin' deal on a new Civic lease.

[Bill]

Who knows? Maybe I should spend at least one day getting into a stupid drunken political argument over in PR&C.

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ben-stiller-do-it.gif


....somebody needs to SeaFive up this joint.

[MrPeabody]

You gotta admit that all girls are suckers for anything that has to do with the welfare of animals...
Dude! It'll work...... Trust me.
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If it does, let me know... I'll want to borrow your granddaughter.

Have you ever read Ransom of Red Chief by O Henry? She could have starred in that when she was five.

[MrPeabody]

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ben-stiller-do-it.gif


....somebody needs to SeaFive up this joint.

I'm the Anti-SeaFive.

[Jeff '79]

Have you ever read Ransom of Red Chief by O Henry? She could have starred in that when she was five.

Damn... Your daughter trained her well at an early age....
it sounds like my daughters...:Jeff '79:

[MrPeabody]

Damn... Your daughter trained her well at an early age....
it sounds like my daughters...:Jeff '79:

It runs in the family. My wife's sister was once arrested when a cop pulled the car over. She was a passenger. The driver just got a ticket.:lol:

[Jeff '79]

It runs in the family. My wife's sister was once arrested when a cop pulled the car over. She was a passenger. The driver just got a ticket.:lol:

:Jeff '79:

[99 pewtercoupe]

Who knows? Maybe I should spend at least one day getting into a stupid drunken political argument over in PR&C.

You will probably need to do it "over there". Not much going on in PRC here for any sustained arguement

http://i54.tinypic.com/eb5wy0.jpg

[Kerrmudgeon]

Pics of grand daughter! :D

[ApexOversteer]

Remember, if she's gone for 10 days that's really only 7 days of drinkin'. You'll need two days recovery and a day to hide the evidence/clean up the mess...

[MrPeabody]

Pics of grand daughter! :D

Not for someone your age. You'd have a heart attack.:leaving:

[kingpin]

Not for someone your age. You'd have a heart attack.:leaving:

You tell 'em!

PM the pics please.

[DJ_Critterus]

Not for someone your age. You'd have a heart attack.:leaving:

What about my age? I'm still young enough! :yesnod:

[MrPeabody]

:barnbabe:

[DJ_Critterus]

:barnbabe:

Have another one and post up them pics of the young hottie in your family :thumbs:

[MrPeabody]

Have another one and post up them pics of the young hottie in your family :thumbs:

There will be no family pics.:seasix::shots:

[DJ_Critterus]

There will be no family pics.:seasix::shots:

You suck. :yesnod: