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DJ_Critterus
08-18-2013, 10:19am
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Blademaker
08-18-2013, 10:22am
Yup......with an ashtray thrown by ex gf's Mom.
Called me a shit and let it fly......
DJ_Critterus
08-18-2013, 10:24am
Yup......with an ashtray thrown by ex gf's Mom.
Called me a shit and let it fly......

This should be good. What did you do? Try to dry hump the ex g/f in front of mom?
Blademaker
08-18-2013, 10:34am
This should be good. What did you do? Try to dry hump the ex g/f in front of mom?

Naw.........nothing like that....The ex was batshit crazy......after not seeing her for 'bout a year, her sister called me and asked me to come over that the ex was having some kinda breakdown. I went over and to see WTF only to find I was set up. The ex wanted to work things out.
Did I mention I was getting married the next day?
Neither did she......and when I told her she shrieked like a fuggin' banshee and her Mom informed me that I was a shit and punctuated this fact via an ashtray flying at my head.
I hit the floor and she missed.
I scrambled out the door and never saw her again.
DJ_Critterus
08-18-2013, 11:05am
Naw.........nothing like that....The ex was batshit crazy......after not seeing her for 'bout a year, her sister called me and asked me to come over that the ex was having some kinda breakdown. I went over and to see WTF only to find I was set up. The ex wanted to work things out.
Did I mention I was getting married the next day?
Neither did she......and when I told her she shrieked like a fuggin' banshee and her Mom informed me that I was a shit and punctuated this fact via an ashtray flying at my head.
I hit the floor and she missed.
I scrambled out the door and never saw her again.

Nice. Lesson learned. If they are crazy just stay the hell outta the way.