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99 pewtercoupe
08-16-2013, 11:17am
:lol::lol:

DECATUR, Ill. • Police didn't have to work too hard to track down a man they say robbed a central Illinois home after he left his Department of Corrections ID card on the ground.

The (Decatur) Herald & Review reports Drake A. Ellis was arrested this week. He's being held in the Macon County Jail on $50,000 bond for variety of charges for the burglary along with aggravated battery.

Police say Ellis, 25, broke into the home last month and tried to take a TV, which was left in a yard. Police found his IDOC ID card on the ground just feet away.

He's served three separate prison terms since 2005 for burglary and theft.

It wasn't immediately clear if Ellis had an attorney. His telephone rang to a busy signal.

OddBall
08-16-2013, 11:26am
Didn't feel like lugging the TV around. Drops it, and drops his ID.
Crooked, lazy and stupid.
At 25, he's probably already passed on his genes, but neuter him anyway so that he doesn't continue to pollute the genepool.

96LT4
08-16-2013, 3:04pm
He's headed back to a cell with cable TV, and 3 squares a day, and doesn't have to work.

DukeAllen
08-16-2013, 3:09pm
Hope he brought lube. :funny:

He might like it. And swallow.

CP
08-17-2013, 1:49pm
... His telephone rang to a busy signal.

:skep: