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Neutron
10-28-2009, 5:34pm
What would you choose your last meal and beverage as?
Neutron
10-28-2009, 5:35pm
Mine would be 10 Green Chile Tostadas from Kathy's(best mexican food in New Mexico)

...with a nice cool Negra Modelo to wash them down...:drool::drool:
Munch
10-28-2009, 5:48pm
I heard that whatever you order they just give you the prison variety of it. So if you order steak you get the jailhouse salisbury etc... of course I don't know if this is true or not but in the spirit of the question I would order:

Steak! And maybe some onion rings and grilled asparagus. I would probably be sick to my stomach knowing I was going to die the next day and couldn't eat it but that is what I would order.
jeff w
10-28-2009, 6:38pm
vagina and a moylan's barley wine
Munch
10-28-2009, 6:44pm
vagina and a moylan's barley wine

Remember, you get prison vagina! :hump:
Y2Kvert4me
10-28-2009, 6:46pm
Remember, you get prison vagina! :hump::rofl:
jeff w
10-28-2009, 6:48pm
Remember, you get prison vagina! :hump:

I was thinking a congical visit from neutrons mom
Neutron
10-28-2009, 6:51pm
I was thinking a congical visit from neutrons mom

:Sexy::Sexy:
jeff w
10-28-2009, 6:52pm
She only hooks up with dudes that know how to spell...:angelsad::angelsad:


:D

:( :moon: :ulan:

means joebuck is not competition :D
Neutron
10-28-2009, 6:54pm
:( :moon: :ulan:

means joebuck is not competition :D

Dude his spelling is so much fail it's almost a win. :cool: Where's he at.. didn't he sign up?
jeff w
10-28-2009, 6:55pm
Dude his spelling is so much fail it's almost a win. :cool: Where's he at.. didn't he sign up?

no clue man
Y2Kvert4me
10-28-2009, 6:56pm
:Sexy::Sexy:No pics = BS :popcorns:
Neutron
10-28-2009, 7:00pm
No pics = BS :popcorns:

No pics man... Jeff didn't even get to 2nd base... She went:slap:
jeff w
10-28-2009, 7:06pm
No pics man... Jeff didn't even get to 2nd base... She went:slap:

if that aint the story of my life :angelsad:
Neutron
10-28-2009, 7:29pm
if that aint the story of my life :angelsad:

:violin::violin: :D
Vet4jdc
10-28-2009, 7:49pm
I thought we were talking about prison food?????:confused::confused::confused:
DropTheTop
10-28-2009, 7:54pm
Chicken fried steak, garlic smashed potatoes, creamed spinach, shoepeg white corn - washed down with a can of cream soda and a glass of ice cold strawberry milk.
Y2Kvert4me
10-28-2009, 8:03pm
I thought we were talking about prison food?????:confused::confused::confused:Apparently some folks consider Neutron's mom to be just that.

No worries, this is OT and threads do often skew in unknown directions. :D


:cheers:



ps: don't ask about my dog and peanut butter. :eek:
Neutron
10-28-2009, 8:06pm
Apparently some folks consider Neutron's mom to be just that.

I wish I was one of them...

She never breast fed me, because she said she only liked me as a friend. :sad:
Ocalaguy
10-28-2009, 8:06pm
Lamb Stew
Mashed potatoes
Asparagus
Ice Tea
Peach cobbler


Darn that sounds good. I may have to go kill someone.
jeff w
10-28-2009, 8:07pm
I wish I was one of them...

She never breast fed me, because she said she only liked me as a friend. :sad:

omfg I'm :rofl: soooo hard
Y2Kvert4me
10-28-2009, 8:10pm
I wish I was one of them...

She never breast fed me, because she said she only liked me as a friend. :sad:That explains a lot. :Angel:
Neutron
10-28-2009, 8:18pm
That explains a lot. :Angel:

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4075/2lj23gk.jpg
Y2Kvert4me
10-28-2009, 8:24pm
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4075/2lj23gk.jpgThat's a beauty. :clever:



And no, I don't want to see your coccyx. :moon:
Neutron
10-28-2009, 8:35pm
That's a beauty. :clever:



And no, I don't want to see your coccyx. :moon:

Then why are you bending over and pulling them down? :eek:
VatorMan
10-28-2009, 8:48pm
Lots of Mexican food. When I go out-I want the guards having to clean the mess up to remember me.
Y2Kvert4me
10-28-2009, 8:50pm
Then why are you bending over and pulling them down? :eek:Was merely being helpful in showing you where you might find a coccyx.

That's not me FWIW...if my azz was that red, I'd drop the shorts for damn near any reason. :D


:cheers:
Neutron
10-28-2009, 8:52pm
Was merely being helpful in showing you where you might find a coccyx.

That's not me FWIW...if my azz was that red, I'd drop the shorts for damn near any reason. :D


:cheers:

You and me both. :banana1::banana1:
81.
09-05-2012, 1:49pm
steak and beer
lander
09-05-2012, 1:57pm
steak and beer


Nearly a three year old thread...something we should know happened to you recently? :bigears:
jaxgator
09-05-2012, 1:59pm
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23514197.jpg
81.
09-05-2012, 2:00pm
Nearly a three year old thread...something we should know happened to you recently? :bigears:


i took a poop this AM...it was sort of watery
lander
09-05-2012, 2:02pm
Did you let folks on facebook know about it?


...and we're off....
81.
09-05-2012, 2:04pm
Did you let folks on facebook know about it?


i have not...but i suppose i could...should i also tweet it.:confused5:
lander
09-05-2012, 2:05pm
i have not...but i suppose i could...should i also tweet it.:confused5:


Make sure you tell the Canuks...I hear they're really into this type of sh..err, stuff.

:D:leaving:
Sea Six
09-05-2012, 2:05pm
Send Rotordick (his choice of name) an email. With pics. And a link to ratemypoo at the bottom.
NeedSpeed
09-05-2012, 2:08pm
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0059/1872/products/lastMealSmall_large.jpg%3F100359
81.
09-05-2012, 2:09pm
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0059/1872/products/lastMealSmall_large.jpg%3F100359

:rofl:
Sea Six
09-05-2012, 2:10pm
:funnier: :funnier:
G8rDMD
09-05-2012, 2:11pm
If electrocution, I'd take a heaping helping of Gozar's chili. That way, when they light me up, I'd cause a huge methane explosion :D
81.
09-05-2012, 2:12pm
Make sure you tell the Canuks...I hear they're really into this type of sh..err, stuff.

:D:leaving:


good thing i have a couple of canuck followers :hurray:
snide
09-05-2012, 2:14pm
good thing i have a couple of canuck followers :hurray:

Who?
kingpin
09-05-2012, 2:19pm
I'd ask for pie. Any pie as long as she was female.
snide
09-05-2012, 2:22pm
I'd ask for pie. Any pie as long as she was female.

Even if she was delivered as a cream pie?
Rotorhead
09-05-2012, 2:22pm
Send Rotordick (his choice of name) an email. With pics. And a link to ratemypoo at the bottom.

:rofl: I'd bet you'd like three balls in your mouth. :rofl:
Olustee bus
09-05-2012, 2:27pm
Crunchy Peanut butter and banana and milk. and I would ask my death row buddy to "Sing me back home".
Yerf Dog
09-05-2012, 2:29pm
Nearly a three year old thread... :bigears:

I think we need a penalty. :toetap:
G8rDMD
09-05-2012, 2:33pm
Even if she was delivered as a cream pie?

:puke: :slap: :lol:
DropTheTop
09-05-2012, 2:34pm
I think we need a penalty. :toetap:

:iagree:

May God rest the OP's soul. :sadangel:
VatorMan
09-05-2012, 2:35pm
:iagree:

May God rest the OP's soul. :sadangel:

Actually I think Neutron would have found this hilarious.
Bill
09-05-2012, 3:48pm
I'd ask for pie. Any pie as long as she was female.

How about soon-to-be-new pie. Here ya go....knock yourself out. She's already in prison, so there shouldn't be any security issues.

http://www.lexingtonprosecutor.com/images/michelle2.jpg
81.
09-05-2012, 4:14pm
:iagree:

May God rest the OP's soul. :sadangel:


in fairness to me, i did not know the OP was passed. please know i was not trying to stir any pot there.

:sadangel:
NeedSpeed
09-05-2012, 4:21pm
in fairness to me, i did not know the OP was passed. please know i was not trying to stir any pot there.

:sadangel:

I agree with Vator, he woulda liked it. He was a camper as well.
MEC5LADY
09-05-2012, 4:36pm
I have to admit seeing Neutron's avatar took me by surprise but it also brought up fond memories of his humor.:cert:
Sea Six
09-05-2012, 4:54pm
He would have loved this thread bump. I miss that mofo.
island14
09-06-2012, 12:10pm
Gimmie a Willy burger, order of french fried lips, and a seaside shake to go.. :thumbs:

Salamat Po Neutron! :cert: