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NeedSpeed
07-31-2013, 12:05pm
Low Rates And ?Cock Sucking? Promised In Rental Car Ad (http://jalopnik.com/low-rates-and-cock-sucking-promised-in-british-enterp-960961807)

Low Rates And ‘Cock Sucking’ Promised In Rental Car Ad

Apparently, the UK version of Enterprise Rent-A-Car has a wildly different business model than the version we Americans get. A reportedly sabotaged advertisement for Enterprise in a Welsh newspaper claims the company offers "cock sucking" among their many services.

The ad in question appeared in the July 19 edition of Wales Pembrokeshire Herald. It claims Enterprise has every day low rates, holiday discounts, an extensive range of vehicles to choose from, home pick-up and delivery, and "cock sucking." High-larious.

Except the newspaper and Enterprise don't find it terribly funny, because they say it wasn't supposed to happen. The Herald has asked the local police to investigate the incident, believing the ad was altered by some unauthorized person, British journalism blog Hold the Front Page reports.

The recently-launched newspaper has since apologized to its customers and to Enterprise. About 20,000 copies went out before the problem was noticed.

Kind of gives a new meaning to "We'll pick you up", doesn't it?

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18vgshcs7yrnijpg/k-bigpic.jpg

:D

C5Nate
07-31-2013, 12:11pm
I would accept her service.

http://media.glassdoor.com/m/27/7e/fe/98/enterprise-employee.jpg


Convenience too!

http://media.oregonlive.com/complaintdesk/photo/enterprise-car-rentaljpg-b0b22877d3d489c6.jpg

jaxgator
07-31-2013, 12:31pm
Awesome! :funny:

FasterTraffic
07-31-2013, 12:40pm
Are the women even hotter if you're an Enterprise Plus member?

:rofl:

DukeAllen
07-31-2013, 1:22pm
I bet business picked up.

FasterTraffic
07-31-2013, 1:25pm
Same hotness, just more of them per customer.

Mr. Traffic, Susie will be at your service today and since I see your an Enterprise Plus member. So you will get additional help from Julie and Betty.

Thank you for being a Plus member and have a happy day.

American Airlines is so going out of business. :Jeff '79:

81.
07-31-2013, 1:55pm
i just turned in my rental and all i got was a repair bill....i'm moving back to the motherland

Stangkiller
07-31-2013, 2:44pm
I've got gold status with Enterprise, I have not received this yet. WTF?!

island14
07-31-2013, 3:19pm
Some Pomey bastard thought that was funny..