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Blademaker
07-30-2013, 5:02pm
A Trumann man awoke Monday morning to find his dog eating one of his testicles.

The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has “no feeling from the waist down.”

Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a “burning pain” in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.

The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs.

He also noticed the “small, white, fluffy dog” had blood on its muzzle and front feet.

When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”

The victim said the dog was a stray he had taken in about three weeks earlier. The man was unsure if the dog had been vaccinated.

Police took the dog to a local veterinarian where it was euthanized. Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

The victim was taken to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center where he was treated for his injuries.

A Trumann man awoke Monday morning to find his dog eating one of his testicles.

The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has “no feeling from the waist down.”

Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a “burning pain” in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.

The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs.

He also noticed the “small, white, fluffy dog” had blood on its muzzle and front feet.

When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”

The victim said the dog was a stray he had taken in about three weeks earlier. The man was unsure if the dog had been vaccinated.

Police took the dog to a local veterinarian where it was euthanized. Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

The victim was taken to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center where he was treated for his injuries.


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Knooger
07-30-2013, 5:14pm
Right, in reality what we have here is a peanut butter mishap.

99 pewtercoupe
07-30-2013, 6:55pm
Right, in reality what we have here is a peanut butter mishap.

:rofl::rofl::rofl: I think you may be right

Bill
07-30-2013, 7:14pm
The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has “no feeling from the waist down.”

Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a “burning pain” in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.



It's a miracle....feeling from the waist down has apparently been restored!

Blademaker
07-30-2013, 9:24pm
It's a miracle....feeling from the waist down has apparently been restored!

Bingo :seasix:

Kerrmudgeon
07-30-2013, 11:01pm
It must be late, I'm seeing everything double....:willy:

Aerovette
07-30-2013, 11:27pm
"What a nut"

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said the dog as he was having himself a ball.

Oh-yaa
07-30-2013, 11:48pm
Sometimes you feel like a nut?
:leaving:

DukeAllen
07-31-2013, 4:38am
So he took a dog home and she had him by the balls. Hasn't that happened to all of us?

Mike Mercury
07-31-2013, 9:09am
Right, in reality what we have here is a peanut butter mishap.

http://www.tim-yvonne.com/gif/bell2.gif

Joecooool
07-31-2013, 9:38am
Dog eats Rockford man's big toe, saves his life | MLive.com (http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2010/08/dog_eats_rockford_mans_big_toe.html)

onedef92
07-31-2013, 10:40am
Man, this is seriously jacked up! Life is rrrrrufff for that mofo.

island14
07-31-2013, 10:49am
Right, in reality what we have here is a peanut butter mishap.


Well...

That will teach him not to doze off during peanut butter fun

onedef92
07-31-2013, 11:00am
Well...

That will teach him not to doze off during peanut butter fun

Ol' Brachycephalic Bruce the Boxer sure goes crazy over peanut butter AND shelled peanuts. They're his favorite snack.