Aerovette
07-25-2013, 10:53pm
A guy is driving through Georgia and decides that he has to try a peach from Georgia. He sees a stand ahead and pulls over.
How much for your peaches?
$5.00 a piece
Holy smokes that's a lotta money
Well these aren't ordinary peaches. I developed them all to taste like other fruits. This one for example tastes like pineapple on one side and orange on the other side.
The guy takes a bite....That tastes just like a pineapple
Yep, turn it over.
That tastes just like an orange. Amazing.
Try this one.
It takes like strawberry !
Turn it over
Oh my gosh, that tastes like blueberry !
What about these? These say they are TWENTY BUCKS ! Why so expensive.
Well sir, these peaches taste just like a young woman.
He takes a bite ... Oh man that tastes like shnit !
Turn it over.
:seasix:
How much for your peaches?
$5.00 a piece
Holy smokes that's a lotta money
Well these aren't ordinary peaches. I developed them all to taste like other fruits. This one for example tastes like pineapple on one side and orange on the other side.
The guy takes a bite....That tastes just like a pineapple
Yep, turn it over.
That tastes just like an orange. Amazing.
Try this one.
It takes like strawberry !
Turn it over
Oh my gosh, that tastes like blueberry !
What about these? These say they are TWENTY BUCKS ! Why so expensive.
Well sir, these peaches taste just like a young woman.
He takes a bite ... Oh man that tastes like shnit !
Turn it over.
:seasix: