Lawn care made easy

[DukeAllen]

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and calmly replied,

"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

[MrPeabody]

:rofl::rofl:

[NavyC5]

:rofl:

[Vet4jdc]

:rofl::rofl:

[jaxgator]

:rofl:

[Mike Mercury]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/3/9/1299686632361/A-woman-using-lawnmower-007.jpg

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/nobilior/nobilior1107/nobilior110700107/9967140-woman-mowing-with-lawn-mower.jpg

http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tigertimelawn.jpg

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/zoomteam/zoomteam1007/zoomteam100700155/7379673-garden-work-woman-mowing-grass-with-lawnmower.jpg

[DAB]

nothing wrong with honest physical work, and it keeps you in shape too. :yesnod:

[Bucwheat]

Saw that coming.:dance:

[Truck Guy]

:lol: :seasix:

[DukeAllen]

Saw that coming.:dance:

That's what she said :D

[island14]

I like the wheels on the back of that lawnmower. :seasix:

http://64.19.142.13/www.thesharkguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tigertimelawn.jpg

[DaveK88]

The red mower is not working very good

:cert:

[jaxgator]

The red mower is not working very good

:cert:

And WTF kind of grass is that anyway? :confused5: