Did you know...

[lspencer534]

That if you put your ear up to a stranger's leg, you can actually hear them say, "What the **** are you doing?".

When I meet people I choose the ones I like based solely upon who I think would be fun to get drunk with.

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We should legalize marijuana in this Country so that potheads have nothing to talk about ever again.

[DAB]

people could get in better shape and lose some weight, and tone their flabby arms by flogging lawyers every tuesday on the courthouse lawn.....:leaving:

[C5Nate]

If you see a woman with one of them bikini's made out of sea shells, I learned that if you pick her up and hold her to your ear you can hear her scream, I thought I would hear the ocean, but not over that women. She was a wiggler.

[DAB]

if a woman reaches into her pants and pulls a gun out of her hoo haa, she's probably not the one for you.....

[C5Nate]

if a woman reaches into her pants and pulls a gun out of her hoo haa, she's probably not the one for you.....



:confused: What if she is clearing the way for you. :island14: Just sayin.

[DukeAllen]

If she reaches down your pants and pulls your gun out, don't get excited and shoot too soon. She's a keeper.

[Aerovette]

Sometimes if you put your ear up a woman's skirt you can smell the ocean. :leaving: