Mirroredshades
07-05-2013, 2:34pm
So last night we were sitting under a picnic shelter waiting on the fireworks. There was a huge spider. Building a web so we left enough room so as not to disturb it. Well this younger couple comes in and gives me a dirty look and asks us to scoot down towards the spider. I said no. Much to my surprise the dumbass and his girl bump into me and push their way around and sit under the spider web. LoL. This thing is huge and is dangling about 6 inches above his head and my kids are laughing hysterically at this point. The spider finally drops down on his shoulder several times and links him up to the main web.
He flicks at his ear a couple of times but never notices what is going on. I finally decide to show some compassion for my fellow man and I turn on my flashlight to show the dumbass what is going on but true to form, he turns around and tells me I'm fkn rude and to turn my damn flashlight off.
No problem dude. When the show was over, he stood straight up into the web and I'm pretty sure the spider rode on his shoulders all the way home. What a douche.
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He flicks at his ear a couple of times but never notices what is going on. I finally decide to show some compassion for my fellow man and I turn on my flashlight to show the dumbass what is going on but true to form, he turns around and tells me I'm fkn rude and to turn my damn flashlight off.
No problem dude. When the show was over, he stood straight up into the web and I'm pretty sure the spider rode on his shoulders all the way home. What a douche.
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