Seasix! say goodbye to your balls!

[slewfoot]

You didn't know when left home to become a man, you wouldn't be bringing it back.

:rofl:

[Stangkiller]

:rofl: all kidding aside, I hope all went as planned.

I'm sure the swelling will subside & so will the rest your manhood with it. :leaving:

[VITE1]

I wonder if he will type in a high pitched font?

[slewfoot]

If I knew then what I know now, I would opt for a bag of frozen blueberries instead of peas.

[Yamma]

Best of luck and quick recovery!!

[Blademaker]

^
What Yamma said......................no homo...........

[DukeAllen]

Always good to see more women on the board :D

[Sea Six]

11am is the surgery!



:willy:

[Mirroredshades]

Say hi to Dr Snippy McScissorhands for me.

:funnier:

[C5Nate]

Seasix! say goodbye to your balls!


You do know that you get to keep them, they are just unhooked. :slap:



Anywho, best of luck. Hope you get a pretty nurse to play with your junk. :balls:

[sanchez]

11am is the surgery!



:willy:

It's not too late to issue a change order for some extra vaginas....

[C5Nate]

It's not too late to issue a change order for some extra vaginas....

At least get a nut off for old times sake.

[Ms.Gem]

11am is the surgery!



:willy:It's awesome to watch you know. Well maybe if your a demented female. :rofl::leaving: ENjoy the smell. :leaving: Oh and good luck.

Say hi to Dr Snippy McScissorhands for me.

:funnier:It's Dr. Snippy McLazerhands these days. Don't you know anything? :D:leaving:

[Sea Six]

Just got bumped back a half hour!

11:30 now...




:ohnoes:





Although, I'm fiddna take the prescribed medication - Xanax and a Lortab. :rasta:

[Ms.Gem]

- Xanax and a Lortab. :rasta:

oh shush some of don't want to hear that. :slap::leaving:

[DukeAllen]

Although, I'm fiddna take the prescribed medication - Xanax and a Lortab. :rasta:

Don't be bogarting the good shit:yesnod:

[Sea Six]

Just popped a Xanax. My first one.

What should I expect?



:wow:

[Cybercowboy]

If a Lortab is the same as Lorcet, it's some good shit. That's what they gave me when I had my ankle operated on, when the morphine drip didn't do anything. Lorcet, ask for it by name.

[syf350]

my doc was named dr. baggs...true story.


welcome to the club:cheers:

Make sure the old lady knows she must participate in the sample you have to turn in:cheers:

[Cybercowboy]

Just popped a Xanax. My first one.

What should I expect?



:wow:

You'll just feel mellow and want to hug everyone.

[Sea Six]

You'll just feel mellow and want to hug everyone.

Well, I just got done announcing to the world that I'm in love with Julian for that one post of his earlier.


So, I'm off to a good start. Who's next? :hurray:

[Sea Six]

my doc was named dr. baggs...true story.



Holy fukk!


:funnier:




My doctor's (Urologist) name is Long. :funny:

[tshirts and jeans]

Just popped a Xanax. My first one.

What should I expect?



:wow:

well no drugs affect me at all except zanax.....i take it ...don't feel a thing differently......then at some point i go to sleep.....when i wake up....i remember absolutely nothing of what happened after i took the pill till i woke up......it is like it totally erases my memory...... and people say that i function just fine.....:confused5:

[LisaJohn]

You be sure and tell the doc that Ms Millenium says hello. You should ask the doc if he had a good night last night, make sure he's not mad at anyone. Ask if he had breakfast, etc.



Seriously, Good luck! Hope it's pain free. We got Fletcher a few days after he was neutered. He was jumping up and down with his little stitches. Hope you have a speedy recovery too.

[C5SilverBullet]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/tonyhanley/Smileys/prayers.gif

[sanchez]

well no drugs affect me at all except zanax.....i take it ...don't feel a thing differently......then at some point i go to sleep.....when i wake up....i remember absolutely nothing of what happened after i took the pill till i woke up......it is like it totally erases my memory...... and people say that i function just fine.....:confused5:

Wanna go camping?

[C5SilverBullet]

Wanna go camping?

:lol::lol:

[DukeAllen]

Well, I just got done announcing to the world that I'm in love with Julian for that one post of his earlier.


So, I'm off to a good start. Who's next? :hurray:

I don't want your love. How about that assistant of yours? :D

[island14]

I wonder if he will type in a high pitched font?

Smaller fonts should be ok... :rofl:

[island14]

Best of luck and quick recovery!!

No wonder Dixie loves you so much!

Bless your heart Yamma for being so nice.... :lol:

[island14]

Don't be bogarting the good shit:yesnod:

:rofl:

[island14]

Just popped a Xanax. My first one.

What should I expect?



:wow:

You do know those are addicting dont'cha...

But then again I have a buddy that has been taking them for almost 4 years and he says...... he is still not addicted.. :leaving:

[C5Nate]

well no drugs affect me at all except zanax.....i take it ...don't feel a thing differently......then at some point i go to sleep.....when i wake up....i remember absolutely nothing of what happened after i took the pill till i woke up......it is like it totally erases my memory...... and people say that i function just fine.....:confused5:



Make mental note.

[Sea Six]

In the waiting room



:ohnoes: :ohnoes:

[C5Nate]

Do you smell burning flesh?

[Norm]

When they cauterize that thing, you can scream like a girl if you want. :D

[Sea Six]

Do you smell burning flesh?

No, but from the parking lot a vent stack was smoking like a crematory. :ack:

[Kevin_73]

When they cauterize that thing, you can scream exactly like a girl even if you try not to. :D

Fixt. :lol:

[VITE1]

Try this to save a few bucks.

Go home, get a cherry bomb light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.

Sea six . Start counting

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point you will pause and place the beer can between your legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in most of the South and Detroit.

[simpleman68]

Hope all heals up as quickly as possible without a ball load of pain.
Scott

[Sea Six]

It... Is finished.

[DukeAllen]

Can we call you numbnuts? :D

[Sea Six]

I feel fine at the moment. No pain killers. No pain or swelling yet n

[VITE1]

Good luck. :seasix::shots:

[simpleman68]

I feel fine at the moment. No pain killers. No pain or swelling yet n

I would be taking my pain meds regardless to be sure. Sometimes it's the inflammation that creates the pain.
Don't wait around for it to hit you first.

After day 2 or 3, you're probably good to go.
Glad to hear you aren't doubled over hurtin' though.
Scott

[island14]

It... Is finished.

You will be ok...

This will be you in just a few months..

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Clark.jpg

[Mirroredshades]

It... Is finished.

Did they let you have the pickle jar with your nuts floating in it ?

:funny:

[DukeAllen]

Glad you made it through. So what's for dinner tonight?
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000249574/polls_balls_3120_964251_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg

and is this how they did it?
http://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/3/9/9/0/cowballs.jpg
:seasix:

[DukeAllen]

I would be taking my pain meds regardless to be sure. Sometimes it's the inflammation that creates the pain.
Don't wait around for it to hit you first.

After day 2 or 3, you're probably good to go.
Glad to hear you aren't doubled over hurtin' though.
Scott

:iagree: I haven't had it done, I plan to take mine with me to the grave...but if I did, I'd want to be high as a kite for a few days...before and after:leaving:

[VITE1]

I found some good reading material for you!!

Embracing a Eunuch Identity | Tikkun Magazine (http://www.tikkun.org/nextgen/embracing-a-eunuch-identity)

[DukeAllen]

I found some good reading material for you!!

Embracing a Eunuch Identity | Tikkun Magazine (http://www.tikkun.org/nextgen/embracing-a-eunuch-identity)

Does the link take you to N.O.W.?

[VITE1]

Does the link take you to N.O.W.?

Nope. To her.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTETKfi2h0SDywbDjbm1vQtPufG0wFdm_I1G5xxzX2oDhj_5oBYuw

[DukeAllen]

Nope. To her.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTETKfi2h0SDywbDjbm1vQtPufG0wFdm_I1G5xxzX2oDhj_5oBYuw

Bastard. I never thought I'd regret the gift of sight.
http://www.meme.rumbaar.net/cache/woman/1213692185528.jpg_595.jpg

[Torqaholic]

...

What should I expect?



:wow:

An increased chance of devolping schitzophrenia according to the article I read :lol:

[slewfoot]

I feel fine at the moment. No pain killers. No pain or swelling yet n

See, wasn't that bad was it? :cert:

[OddBall]

Should we call you Miss or Mz. ?

[wwomanC6]

Hope the recovery is quick with little pain!

[Sea Six]

Ok, I'm back home.

Xanax is starting to wear off. I took a Lortab and am starting to feel some discomfort, like I hit myself down there some time ago. Just a very minor dull ache. Frozen peas are in place.

Now, I have the mission of having to have ten to fifteen orgasms ( I'm going to err on the side of caution and go with fifty five. :D

After the prescribed number of orgasms, I'm going to go back in with a sample and see if anything shows up.

Lortabs are kicking in (maybe the Guinness is helping things along). Lots of DVDs of old TV shows, like Route 66 are in store for this weekend.

:coolest:

[Sea Six]

Did they let you have the pickle jar with your nuts floating in it ?

:funny:

You aren't really familiar with the procedure, are you? :slap:

[Mirroredshades]

You aren't really familiar with the procedure, are you? :slap:

So you are saying that you aren't going to put them up on the mantle?

:confused:

[Sea Six]

So you are saying that you aren't going to put them up on the mantle?

:confused:

I had a vasectomy, not a castration. :seasix:

[Kerrmudgeon]

Pics of grapefruit sized gonads.......:ack:

[Mirroredshades]

I had a vasectomy, not a castration. :seasix:


Whenever I take a car in for service, I always ask for the old parts back. Kinda the same thing yes?

:bilmem:

[island14]

I had a vasectomy, not a castration. :seasix:


OK.... :leaving:

[NCC-1701]

well no drugs affect me at all except zanax.....i take it ...don't feel a thing differently......then at some point i go to sleep.....when i wake up....i remember absolutely nothing of what happened after i took the pill till i woke up......it is like it totally erases my memory...... and people say that i function just fine.....:confused5:

Wow!!! remember nothing... Hey baby wanna get lucky then....:D

[NCC-1701]

Ok, I'm back home.

Xanax is starting to wear off. I took a Lortab and am starting to feel some discomfort, like I hit myself down there some time ago. Just a very minor dull ache. Frozen peas are in place.

Now, I have the mission of having to have ten to fifteen orgasms ( I'm going to err on the side of caution and go with fifty five. :D

After the prescribed number of orgasms, I'm going to go back in with a sample and see if anything shows up.

Lortabs are kicking in (maybe the Guinness is helping things along). Lots of DVDs of old TV shows, like Route 66 are in store for this weekend.

:coolest:

I got some great websites for you....:D

[slewfoot]

Ok, I'm back home.

Xanax is starting to wear off. I took a Lortab and am starting to feel some discomfort, like I hit myself down there some time ago. Just a very minor dull ache. Frozen peas are in place.

Now, I have the mission of having to have ten to fifteen orgasms ( I'm going to err on the side of caution and go with fifty five. :D

After the prescribed number of orgasms, I'm going to go back in with a sample and see if anything shows up.

Lortabs are kicking in (maybe the Guinness is helping things along). Lots of DVDs of old TV shows, like Route 66 are in store for this weekend.

:coolest:


:dance: Thing now is the discomfort should be fine. Just "protect the boys" from getting slapped around. You'll be fine by Monday

[Sea Six]

I got some great websites for you....:D

PM mailbox is all cleaned out.


:waiting:





And that goes DOUBLE for the rest of youse guys. :)

[Sea Six]

Time for a Testicular Update


Ok. I woke up from a very Pink Floyd-inspired Comfortably Numb narcotics-induced slumber with the uncontrollable desire to urinate.

I found myself donned in several layers of gauze pads on either side of my 'nads, a doctor-prescribed mesh-style athletic supporter, covered with a fairly tight set of tighty whites... into which was stuffed a nicely assembled ice pack (composed of a ZipLoc bag which replaced the inadequate frozen peas), still containing about 30% ice.

After standing over the toilet and holding a Uro-NATO conference vote (with a unanimous vote to have the bladder emptied), I decided to check on things.

Whereas it was starting to feel like the Fellas were beginning to swell, as I went to bed, it now appears that things are as they should be. :hurray:

2. There were several disturbingly blood-covered layers of the gauze which were voted off the island. Subsequent layers were kept and reinstalled into their original positions.

3. A new ice-pack was thrown together, complete with rock salt for added effectiveness) and reinstalled.

4. Normal-sized testicles were admired (much to my relief) and left to their healing states.

Damn. These narcotics are some serious shit. I can't feel any pain at all. I salute you, the collective makers of Lortabs.

5. I feel the most collective sigh of relief coming over me as I realize I have taken the first step towards sterility. I'm thinking seriously of not telling future girlfriends of my new status, and watching the relatively few idjits trying to play the "I think you got me pregnant" game, suspiciously coincidental to my breaking up with them... as has happened to me several times as of late. Oh... the possibilities of the revengeful head games....



:hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray:

[kingpin]

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k507/mike4452/image_zps5ed3ebce.png

[RED-85-Z51]

http://www.kilala.nl/Images/Blog/FiringBlanks.jpg

[Sea Six]

Whenever I take a car in for service, I always ask for the old parts back. Kinda the same thing yes?

:bilmem:

Let me guess... you're a product of the public educational system. Am I right?

[Cybercowboy]

http://www.kilala.nl/Images/Blog/FiringBlanks.jpg

pwn3d

[Sea Six]

pwn3d

:funnier:

[PortDawg]

I feel fine at the moment. No pain killers. No pain or swelling yet n

Get some frozen peas, use them to keep swelling down. Don't cut the grass, do any lifting, lay on the couch for a couple days and take it easy.

I repeat, lay on the friggin' couch and do NOTHING.

I went out and cut the grass and did some other work, regretted it the next day, and the day after, and the week after that.

[Sea Six]

Get some frozen peas, use them to keep swelling down. Don't cut the grass, do any lifting, lay on the couch for a couple days and take it easy.

I repeat, lay on the friggin' couch and do NOTHING.

I went out and cut the grass and did some other work, regretted it the next day, and the day after, and the week after that.

I've got some DVDs of some old tv shows I'm going to catch up on... Route 66 and some others.

I'm staying off my feet as much as possible.

[Cybercowboy]

I thought you'd enjoy the Lorcet (Lortabs), it's truly amazing shit. I had several pills left after my surgery and thought I'd best just throw them away because a person could get used to it, if you know what I mean. However, a friend of mine with no such concerns about stuff like that took them off my hands.

[Sea Six]

7.5mg generic Lortabs is what they gave me. That and one Guinness KO'd me for about sixteen hours last night.

I'm glad I went to bed with an ice pack because when I woke up, my balls were the correct size again.

There is a mild amount of discomfort, but the whole operation went so quickly and was so simple that I'd recommend it to anyone without hesitation, as long as you're certain you don't want kids. It's really no big deal at all.

It was quicker, less painful and simpler than any trip I've ever had to the dentist, including simple teeth cleanings.

[island14]

So how long before you can take this new unit out for a test drive? :island14:

[Sea Six]

Right now I don't even wanna think about anything to do with sex. Somewhere around 7-10 days is normal after this procedure I believe.

[Cybercowboy]

Right now I don't even wanna think about anything to do with sex.

Don't worry dude, I'm picking up the slack for you while you're out of the game. :dance:

[Sea Six]

No pain meds for around eighteen hours now. I'm thinking about taking one, though. :ack:



Just ice at the moment. And my ice maker isn't quite keeping up the pace. :sadangel:

[RED-85-Z51]

Ive hired an angry Dominatrix hooker to come over and harass your testicles....you have her...or him?...for the next 3 hours and they have explicit instructions that you are "in on it" and to ignore your cries for help, that there is no safe word, and that if there is blood loss, they get paid double...

Enjoy...

[Mike Mercury]

http://www.teara.govt.nz/files/26993-nav_0.jpg





http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/4328/202.jpg

[MEANZ06]

http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/4328/202.jpg

:Jeff '79:

[tshirts and jeans]

Get some frozen peas, use them to keep swelling down. Don't cut the grass, do any lifting, lay on the couch for a couple days and take it easy.

I repeat, lay on the friggin' couch and do NOTHING.

I went out and cut the grass and did some other work, regretted it the next day, and the day after, and the week after that.

that is no change from his daily routine.......:D