Things you have read on bathroom stalls...

[NCC-1701]

Two that I thought were funny


"Here I sit on the pooper giving birth to a State Trooper"....


another one was written on an incline on the stall wall that read "if your reading this you are shitting on a 45 degree angle"...



Post your funnies...:D

[vetteman9368]

Don't look here, the Joke's in your hand

[Jeff '79]

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/jeff79/brm_zps1e4dbc15.jpg

http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af113/jeff79/frts_zps28cd5ed4.jpg

[JRD77VET]

Here I sit all broken hearted
came to shit but only farted

[CP]

Here I sit all broken hearted
came to shit but only farted

*paid

Fixt

[JRD77VET]

*paid

Fixt

Not in the stall I was in :lol:

[DukeAllen]

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted
I wish I hadn't ordered tacos today
Now I'm afraid I'll blow my asshole away

Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal.
It makes them soggy and hard to light.

Here I sit
A pushin and a flexin
Ahh Just gave birth
To a new little Mexican.

If you voted for Obama don’t shit here – your asshole is in Washington.

[Jobaka]

Here I sit all broken hearted
came to shit but only farted

*paid

Fixt

:yesnod:

Under which, someone else had written:

Well, I thought I would take a chance,
Tried to fart, but shit my pants.

[...Whitepower...]

I have issues shitting in public restrooms.

[tjfontaine]

Saw this one in a roller rink when I was a teen ...

"If mens brains were as big as their balls, they wouldnt write on shithouse walls"

.........The Management ....

[Burnt C6]

This was written on the inside door of a port a jon on our last project. "I dropped a bomb in one of these this morning". Some one took it seriously and called management. They called the Cops. The FBI and Home Land Security showed up. It was ****ed up for two days.

[8Up]

The cu*t is a mystical creature
All mangled and covered with hair.
It looks like the face of a teacher,
And smells like the ass of a bear.

[DukeAllen]

Written on the front of a condom vending machine: "This gum tastes like rubber!"

[joecaver]

"I f&*^ed your mom" and below that
"Your drunk dad, go home"

[xXBUDXx]

If your hose is too short or your pump is too weak,
Stand a little closer or you will piss on your feet.

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

I have issues shitting in public restrooms.

Haven't perfected the "Hover Techique" I see.

[Craig]

For a good time call
867-5309

[erickpl]

Those with short bats, please stand closer to home plate.
We aim to please. You aim too, please.

[Kerrmudgeon]

I prefer the classics......:D

http://delontin1.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/kilroy_28_173.jpg

[War Eagle ZO6]

Some people come to sit and think
Others come to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls

[FRISKY]

"Please flush twice, it's a long way to the school cafeteria." was on the wall in a high school bathroom.

[Blademaker]

"They painted these walls
to stop my pen,
But the shithouse poet
strikes again!"

[DukeAllen]

"Make love, not war."
response: "Hell, do both: get married!"

"Here I sit in a misty vapor
Some damn fool stole the toilet paper
My bus is late and I cannot linger
Lookout butt here comes my finger"

(An arrow pointing to the toilet paper...)
"Another fine abrasive from your friends at 3M"

[StaticCling]

In SOCAL, you see a lot of gang carvings/scratchings in restrooms. Just general tagging type stuff. Once I saw somebody had carved their gang sign into a toilet seat. Why would you do that? Now everytime somebody sits down, they are taking a shit on that gang. Not to mention, you would even want to touch a public toilet seat. NASTY!

[...Whitepower...]

If I ever have to shit while in the road I just stop at a hotel. You can walk in like you belong there and the shitters are always clean and nice and large.

[onedef92]

I read, "Stand closer. It's a lot shorter than you think," above a urinal once.

[DukeAllen]

In SOCAL, you see a lot of gang carvings/scratchings in restrooms. Just general tagging type stuff. Once I saw somebody had carved their gang sign into a toilet seat. Why would you do that? Now everytime somebody sits down, they are taking a shit on that gang. Not to mention, you would even want to touch a public toilet seat. NASTY!

Rival member carved it?

[syf350]

I have issues shitting in public restrooms.

:iagree:i'll leave somewhere and go home first:cheers:

[island14]

Those who write these words on walls.

Wrap their shit in little ballos..

Those who read these words of wit.

Eat those little balls of shit.

:D

[tshirts and jeans]

If I ever have to shit while in the road I just stop at a hotel. You can walk in like you belong there and the shitters are always clean and nice and large.

or a hospital...
:leaving:

[Olustee bus]

"For a good time, call Liz"

[Craig]

If I ever have to shit while in the road I just stop at a hotel. You can walk in like you belong there and the shitters are always clean and nice and large.

Chik-Fil-A and Quicktrip are usually clean; anything else is iffy.

[onedef92]

Chik-Fil-A and Quicktrip are usually clean; anything else is iffy.



http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg317/Mary6906/On%20the%20Road%20to%20Nashville/Part%203%20on%20the%20road%20home/Krystal_0947.jpg

I've never seen a skanky Krystal restaurant bathroom, either. Tasty sliders, too.

[Fastguy]

I was at a club where they have bands all week. The stall is covered in band stickers. In the center was a sticker with arrows pointing every direction that said "all these bands suck"

[onedef92]

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l242/aandfmoose2010/Saw52.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/Anastasia3/Summer%202005/DSCN1192.jpg

Now, Waffle (a.k.a.) "Awful" House bathrooms? Those are a turkey shoot. You're either gonna' get one surprisingly clean or one that could stand in as a set design for the movie "Saw" and shit....

[island14]

That burger on the left has me melting right now..

Dang! I'm hungry!

http://64.19.142.12/i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg317/Mary6906/On%20the%20Road%20to%20Nashville/Part%203%20on%20the%20road%20home/Krystal_0947.jpg

[onedef92]

That burger on the left has me melting right now..

Dang! I'm hungry!

http://64.19.142.12/i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg317/Mary6906/On%20the%20Road%20to%20Nashville/Part%203%20on%20the%20road%20home/Krystal_0947.jpg

Them mofo's is GOOD! I'm still lamenting not being able to swing the journey to BG this year for the Gathering because they have Krystal. :banghead:

[Craig]

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg317/Mary6906/On%20the%20Road%20to%20Nashville/Part%203%20on%20the%20road%20home/Krystal_0947.jpg

I've never seen a skanky Krystal restaurant bathroom, either. Tasty sliders, too.

Fitting I guess. I've never been inside a Krystal, always drive through. Good on-the-road food; provided you're going to be off the road in three or four hours.

[island14]

Them mofo's is GOOD! I'm still lamenting not being able to swing the journey to BG this year for the Gathering because they have Krystal. :banghead:

I would love to try it, Dang that looks good! but you know what makes me wish I was there?

SMACK!

Dixies Smack!

I really wanna try that stuffs!!!!!!

I would prolly OD on it... :(

[onedef92]

Fitting I guess. I've never been inside a Krystal, always drive through. Good on-the-road food; provided you're going to be off the road in three or four hours.

They got some BOMB chocolate milkshakes, too.

According to the Interwebs, Krystal was founded October 24, 1932, in Chattanooga, Tennessee.

In the first years of the Great Depression, entrepreneur Rody Davenport Jr. and partner J. Glenn Sherrill theorized that even in a severe economic upheaval, "People would patronize a restaurant that was kept spotlessly clean, where they could get a good meal with courteous service at the lowest possible price."

The restaurant's first customer, French Jenkins, ordered six "Krystals" and a cup of coffee, all for the "bargain" price of $0.35, thus proving their theory true.

[Torqaholic]

Bees do it and fly
Birds sure do try
Dogs do it to it
So how bout you and I



That was on the wall of the first porta potty I ever saw. I just wanted to see what was inside :rofl:

[DukeAllen]

Bees do it and fly
Birds sure do try
Dogs do it to it
So how bout you and I



That was on the wall of the first porta potty I ever saw. I just wanted to see what was inside :rofl:

Admit it, you got off on the smell.:yesnod:

[Torqaholic]

Admit it, you got off on the smell.:yesnod:

Was out on the end of a large empty pier, don't think it had been used in a long time. Don't recall any smell but I didn't linger just the same. Didn't know what it was at that age, took me a few even figure out what the heck the rhyme was talking about :rofl:

[Kerrmudgeon]

A favourite in Canadian loos........

Flush twice, it's a long way to Quebec.

:yesnod:

[DukeAllen]

Nothing to do with toilets (I'm not THAT kinky) but I'm loving that pic. Is it from a movie or publicity shot?
http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/avatars/kerrmudgeon.gif?dateline=1372461204

[Kerrmudgeon]

Nothing to do with toilets (I'm not THAT kinky) but I'm loving that pic. Is it from a movie or publicity shot?
http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/avatars/kerrmudgeon.gif?dateline=1372461204

Search me?......I'll see what I can find out...:leaving:

[Blue Demon]

Hot dang that's a pretty good idea! Gonna have to remember that one. :seasix: :cert:

This is exactly what I have done several times.

[slewfoot]

Blind guy goes "down" on his wife.

Says, "you're awfully dry tonight honey!"

She says "you're lickin the rug!" :dance:

[ft laud mike]

This was written on the inside door of a port a jon on our last project. "I dropped a bomb in one of these this morning". Some one took it seriously and called management. They called the Cops. The FBI and Home Land Security showed up. It was ****ed up for two days.
If it saves one child.....
If your hose is too short or your pump is too weak,
Stand a little closer or you will piss on your feet.
:cert::rofl:
For a good time call
867-5309

I think I knew her, name was jenny

[87 Ragtop]

I have issues shitting in public restrooms.

There are times you just can't wait..... :leaving: :lol:

Shitbrake - YouTube

:rofl: :rofl:

[BADRACR1]

I saw this once:

In days of olde
When knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented
You left your load
Beside the road
And walked away contented.

I liked it, but though I could add to this poet's wit:

Those days are gone
Now we have a throne
That sits inside these stalls.
The best part is
While you s&!t and piss
You can write on the walls!

Thanks you, thank you. I'm here all week.:dance:

[BADRACR1]

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg317/Mary6906/On%20the%20Road%20to%20Nashville/Part%203%20on%20the%20road%20home/Krystal_0947.jpg

I've never seen a skanky Krystal restaurant bathroom, either. Tasty sliders, too.

It's a Southern thing! :BADRACR1:Love me some Krystals.

[BADRACR1]

They got some BOMB chocolate milkshakes, too.

According to the Interwebs, Krystal was founded October 24, 1932, in Chattanooga, Tennessee.

In the first years of the Great Depression, entrepreneur Rody Davenport Jr. and partner J. Glenn Sherrill theorized that even in a severe economic upheaval, "People would patronize a restaurant that was kept spotlessly clean, where they could get a good meal with courteous service at the lowest possible price."

The restaurant's first customer, French Jenkins, ordered six "Krystals" and a cup of coffee, all for the "bargain" price of $0.35, thus proving their theory true.

Born and raised in Chattaboogie! :BADRACR1:
Used to be Krystal was the only place open late. Couldn't tell you how many times I've eaten there in the late evening/early morning hours while, uh, in an elevated or inebriated state. Still have them at least once a month.



Dang it, guess I'm headed through the drive through on the way to get the grandkids...

[69camfrk]

What I don't get is why on every stall in the desert when you deploy have a dick drawn on it. I don't understand. BoracayJohnny, if you see this, feel free to chime in. Remember the email I sent you with Cadillac scenes from the Deid??? :rofl: